Cartoon Chronicles

In a strange twist and turn of events, we're music critics today. It's a soundtrack to a cartoon so that means we're allowed to review it, right? Reagrdless of your answer to that question, we did it anyway. Brendan Small Convinced the bigwigs at Adult Swim to turn his fictional band into a real one, and to great success. If you like Metalocalypse, Metal Music or a good time in general; this is an album worth checking out.

If the audio sounds weird, we recorded in a different location and the acoustics were off.

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Archer has to protect a girl... a 16 year old girl. Does he cave in to his typical Archer lust despite this age difference? Actually, no. This doesn't stop Ray, Lana and his mother from thinking that he did though. This is possibly the first episode where Archer feels like someone I can sympathize with. He's such a victim of circumstance in this episode, and no one believes him. If only he said "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" then everything would have probably been resolved.

Stop Motion... The live action of animation. We're pushing boundaries and breaking the mold with this one. Some call us innovators. We call those people correct. Seth Green's first outing in his long running stop motion sketch show leaves a lot to be desired. Simply put, there is not much in this episode that has lasting substance. Jokes don't hit, and either they're too short... or ironically too long.

Matt Groening is a crazy kid who ca't be stopped, this time he's not in the present, or the future, he's gone in the past!. How does this "Pastarama" live up to his previous endeavors?

SImpsons: Classic.

Futurama: Classic.

Disenchantment: Mediocre.

Okay, so this might be his weakest show thus far, but it has potential for sure. It's not really a funny show, but I guess I would call it a comedy. Its story isn't anything spectacular, yet it's important. It doesn't have great or interesting characters, but no one that is really unlikable. We have a lot of mixed emotions about this show. So watch the show yourself, and form your own opinion. Then once you've done that, throw it all out the window and mindlessly believe what we say.

We're back with a fresh new pilot episode today. This time it's a Seth MacFarlane spectacular. By spectacular I mean I don't like it. Is it that bad though?On a surface level no, but I really think once you delve deep into this it becomes increasingly bad. No originality is found in this episode, instead we are treated to Family Guy 2.0. All the cutaway gags and lazy character writing you could hope for.

It is part one of our four part Halloween series, and what a better episode to start off on than the first episode of the greatest set of Halloween specials ever? This is a great episode, and to convey that to you we decided to actually have one of us not like it. The segments include a haunted house, being up ducted by aliens, and most scary of all... poetry.

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Hank Can't shoot, but Bobby can. The only problem is that Hank thought he could shoot. This leads Hank to feeling a little self conscious that not only can he not shoot, but his son can. What's the most logical solution to this problem? Practice? Accept that Bobby is better? Crush your sons dreams of being able to bond with you? It looks like the last one is the one we're going with.

It's the third episode of Bob's Burgers, and it seems like we like it just fine enough, until we start talking about the family in this episode. Collin goes ballistic because as a man who works in a restaurant himself he can't help but dislike everyone who made Bob's life harder than it has to be. There's a documentary about why the horribleness of beef and Bob is the target. He must love a cow. Can he do it? Maybe...

After being absent due to Hurricane Irma, we're back and rejuvenated , just like this episode of Futurama... Right? Well Collin doesn't quite agree. Join the Cartoon Chronicles "is this episode good or hot trash" debate hour?

Cartman is a psychic! Kyle is a psychic! Other people are psychic! Everyone is a psychic! At least that's what Yates believes. A Left handed killer is on the loose, and it's up to someone to stop him. This is a pretty out there episode, but then again it is South Park, and nothing is really too out there for them.