It's a quiet one. Until it's not.

And then it really, really isn't.

What starts as a quiet day with catching up on some messages in a bottle, suddenly takes a turn. Or a spin. Or a warp? Honestly, i genuinely can't say exactly what happens.

But it's a doozy. 

And the two end up somewhere new. And also, not at all.

You can contact Subjects Jason and Bradney by email at - [email protected].

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Some Speculate. Delphi Divines.

Created, edited, sound design, and music by Bradney Evans.

Performed by Jason Underhill and Bradney Evans.

Remember Balloonfest '86 ?! The ill-conceived fundraising event in Cleveland in 1986 that released over 1.4 million balloons into the sky and was immediately deemed to be a self-inflicted, man-made disaster? 

Neither does Bailey, the collective consciousness of approximately 5000 of those original balloons. Apparently, it takes several weeks for a balloon consciousness to form. But he's seen the footage of his "birth" I guess we'll call it?

Anyway, on his life's journey to find and regroup with the other balloons from that day, he comes upon two sad sacks stranded on a tiny island...

Bailey is performed by Waleed Mansour.

Waleed is a comedian and artist in Los Angeles. He is the co-host of We're Dead and Awesomely Awful. 

Also, check out his newest project - WE FIXED: TWILIGHT! A TTRPG Actual Play Parody on Youtube!

You can contact Subjects Jason and Bradney by email at - [email protected].

Make sure to follow the show and come visit us at our website: www.cartoonislandpod.com

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Brought to you by the Oceanic Intervention and Observation Initiative, a Research & Entertainment division of The Delphi Group.

Some Speculate. Delphi Divines.

Created, edited, sound design, and music by Bradney Evans.

Performed by Jason Underhill and Bradney Evans.

Jason and Bradney are visited by a god. 

More specifically, the god of stranded hearts. I know, it sounds really sweet. But, honestly, the heart is just a shape. 

Hailing from Undoof, the realm of the gods, Good the God apparates onto the island, ostensibly, to offer solace. 

Instead, it's mostly just all new sorts of chaos. And a homunculus. Or two. 

Oh, and a 2004 Dodge Durango!

Good the God is performed by Adal Rifai.

Adal is the creator and co-host of the podcast Hey Riddle Riddle, co-hosts the podcast Hello From the Magic Tavern as Chunt the shapeshifter, and teaches improv at University of Illinois at Chicago.

Listen to Hey Riddle Riddle and Hello From The Magic Tavern !

You can contact Subjects Jason and Bradney by email at - [email protected].

Make sure to follow the show and come visit us at our website: www.cartoonislandpod.com

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Brought to you by the Oceanic Intervention and Observation Initiative, a Research & Entertainment division of The Delphi Group.

Some Speculate. Delphi Divines.

Created, edited, sound design, and music by Bradney Evans.

Performed by Jason Underhill and Bradney Evans.

Jason and Bradney encounter a powerful force from their ancient past: the exuberance of youth. On this day, it's in the form of a newly-turned 21 yr old Olympic hopeful boogie boarder, Reefus Burger.

Reefus Burger is performed by Alan Giles.

Alan Giles is a comedian who occasionally walks on stilts. His viral online sketch and character videos have garnered millions of views and hundreds of questions about his actual height (still undetermined). He has performed sketch and improv for 10+ years with many reputable comedy institutions around the country, including The Second City Touring Company, Baby Wants Candy, iO Theater, ImprovAcadia, and more. You can see him perform live in Los Angeles as the co-host of Mandatory Improv Show. IG: @alan_is_tall

You can contact Subjects Jason and Bradney by email at - [email protected].

Make sure to follow the show and come visit us at our website: www.cartoonislandpod.com

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Instagram, where we visualize everything: @cartoonislandpod

Brought to you by the Oceanic Intervention and Observation Initiative, a Research & Entertainment division of The Delphi Group.

Some Speculate. Delphi Divines.

Created, edited, sound design, and music by Bradney Evans.

Performed by Jason Underhill and Bradney Evans.

The castaways spend a long lunch break with Carol, a lawyer (and mermaid ) who is concerned about a very serious case. Luckily, delivery guy Tom, a Lothario with a penchant for arson, provides some distraction. And pizza. Of a sort, anyhow.

It's really not his fault - it's her regular Tony's Pizza order.

Carol is performed by Meaghan Strickland

Meaghan is a comedian in LA formerly of NY and Chicago. She hosts Funny Games at The Elysian Theater and Horse Around Comedy Show at Nico's/Baby Battista (the next one is 10/14!). You can follow her on instagram @stricklygram and on TikTok @meaghanstrick. 

Tom is performed by Tim Lamphier

Tim is a comedian, writer and actor who has studied and performed comedy all over the United States, from Chicago, to New York, to LA where he currently resides. He studied improv, sketch and stand up comedy at Second City, iO, Annoyance, UCB, and more. Credits include IFC, Twitch and YouTube with shows like Chris Gethard Presents, Conner O'Malley, Youtube, and Everything Now Show.

You can contact Subjects Jason and Bradney by email at - [email protected].

Make sure to follow the show and come visit us at our website: www.cartoonislandpod.com

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Instagram, where we visualize everything: @cartoonislandpod

Brought to you by the Oceanic Intervention and Observation Initiative, a Research & Entertainment division of The Delphi Group.

Some Speculate. Delphi Divines.

Created, edited, sound design, and music by Bradney Evans.

Performed by Jason Underhill and Bradney Evans.

Jason details a bit more of his past working in television. Well, it was early streaming actually, and even then, it never made it "to air". And Bradney takes a trip. No, sorry, that's not exactly right. Bradney trips. 

Or maybe...it really happened.

"Real" is so dang tricky in this whole situation. 

You can contact Subjects Jason and Bradney by email at - [email protected].

Make sure to follow the show and come visit us at our website: www.cartoonislandpod.com

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Instagram, where we visualize everything: @cartoonislandpod

Brought to you by the Oceanic Intervention and Observation Initiative, a Research & Entertainment division of The Delphi Group.

Some Speculate. Delphi Divines.

Created, edited, sound design, and music by Bradney Evans.

Performed by Jason Underhill and Bradney Evans.

Of all the islands for a stressed out mom to somehow wind up on, this one has got to be the least helpful. That being said, while bellicose (but self-described as "warm") Sue is ultimately looking for her troubled teenage son, she does manage to find some good, drug-free sleep in the end. So there is that.

Sue Pelosi is performed by Carly Strait

Carly Strait is a Chicago trained/LA based comedian, actor and writer. You can follow find her monthly live shows at @grandmasfavorites_comedy or listen to her podcast @dotellpodxo that she cohosts with Victor Carlesi:

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/do-tell/id1814149039

You can contact Subjects Jason and Bradney by email at - [email protected].

Make sure to follow the show and come visit us at our website: www.cartoonislandpod.com

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Instagram, where we visualize everything: @cartoonislandpod

Brought to you by the Oceanic Intervention and Observation Initiative, a Research & Entertainment division of The Delphi Group.

Some Speculate. Delphi Divines.

Created, edited, sound design, and music by Bradney Evans.

Performed by Jason Underhill and Bradney Evans.

Jason and Bradney finally get away for a bit. Well, sorta.

And if their road trips are any indication, they're not doing so great...

You can contact Subjects Jason and Bradney by email at - [email protected].

Make sure to follow the show and come visit us at our website: www.cartoonislandpod.com

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Instagram, where we visualize everything: @cartoonislandpod

Brought to you by the Oceanic Intervention and Observation Initiative, a Research & Entertainment division of The Delphi Group.

Some Speculate. Delphi Divines.

Created, edited, sound design, and music by Bradney Evans.

Performed by Jason Underhill and Bradney Evans.

The new empty nesters, Jason and Bradney, barely have time to consider their new status before they are confronted with a very particular sort of rescue operation. Enter Dring from Mind Body Soul Rescue. And though Dring claims there's no test, this is it - this is the thing that tests Jason's patience. Finally.

Dring is performed by George C. Owens.

George C. Owens is an actor and writer living in LA. He has been performing comedy for over a decade, most notably for Chicago's The Second City. Since moving to LA, George has had small parts in a few films including the upcoming survival epic, Not Without Hope. 

His one man show Holy Sh*t I Lived went to The Edinburgh Fringe Festival in 2024 where it sold out shows and received 5 stars. Follow him on Instagram and TikTok (@george_c_owens) to find out where you can see him perform LIVE, baby.

You can contact Subjects Jason and Bradney by email at - [email protected].

Make sure to follow the show and come visit us at our website: www.cartoonislandpod.com

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Instagram, where we visualize everything: @cartoonislandpod

Brought to you by the Oceanic Intervention and Observation Initiative, a Research & Entertainment division of The Delphi Group.

Some Speculate. Delphi Divines.

Created, edited, sound design, and music by Bradney Evans.

Performed by Jason Underhill and Bradney Evans.

Just when Bradney thinks they're gonna have a break from unexpected guests today, Jason gets an adorable reminder of what he's left behind. Or so he claims.

You can contact Subjects Jason and Bradney by email at - [email protected].

Make sure to follow the show and come visit us at our website: www.cartoonislandpod.com

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Instagram, where we visualize everything: @cartoonislandpod

Brought to you by the Oceanic Intervention and Observation Initiative, a Research & Entertainment division of The Delphi Group.

Some Speculate. Delphi Divines.

Created, edited, sound design, and music by Bradney Evans.

Performed by Jason Underhill and Bradney Evans.