On my phone it says "Never surrender".

From the twisted mind of Uwe Boll comes another boring and confusing action movie for 12-year-olds.

We have witnessed the toads.

We now return to our pal Skip's whimsical childhood fantasy land, Barcode McMurderboots and the No-Fun Brigade.

I can't believe this mid-2000s action movie based on a series of fighting games known for sexual exploitation has bad gender politics.

We really haven't spent enough time talking about Sonic the Hedgehog and foot fetishes on the podcast so this week we've really zeroed in on these important issues.

Lara Croft is BACK and EVEN MORE racially insensitive than last time.

Spy Kids 3D has more interesting things to say about transhumanism than Ready Player One does.

This has been a long time coming, girls and gays. The first new video game movie since the inception of the podcast. Rat Cop, starring Danny Devito.

It's time for round 2 of Resident Evil, but first, a quick note on labor and Sonic the Hedgehog.