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Stare at it for the duration of the podcast. Internalize it. Know this face. You will not soon forget it.

This week we watched Silent Hill, the tragic story of a man with a triangle-shaped face trying to make it in a world of square-shaped holes.

This week we watched everyone's favorite horny musical, Donkey Kong Country.

If you're like me, you've spent your entire life waiting for a movie where The Rock can talk to gorillas. Girls and gays, this is our time.

Do you like the color gray? Do you? You better. Its all this movie has.

This week we watched the world's first video game movie, and girls and gays, holy shit, we've actually watched a good film.

The Legend of Zelda cartoon is single-handedly responsible for the downfall of western civilization and we are here to prove it.

We have entered the world. the sick, twisted world of Uve Boll, and girls and gays, I fear its too late to turn back.

We dreamed of making two cynical mid-twenties podcast hosts feel a genuine emotion...and we succeeded.

its fuckin late and ive been editing the podcast for two hours and no one reads the descriptions anyway ythis week we watched a movie about fast cars vroom vroom haha whee