A Christmas Message from Poolhouse. A Cascade Day Message from Poolhouse.

These are merely the bookends for a very important Poolhouse transmission: an electrifying media-market takedown of the scientific press versus California’s Great “Radiation” Fog Event: the PR un-eventifying of a Biblical weather phenomenon.

And they would have gotten away with it, too…if it weren’t for your favorite teenybopper-flavored, unabomber-coded (speaking strictly aesthetically), internet neighborhood Reverend DJ Weatherman POOLHOUSE.

On the darkest day of the year, he brings a shimmering forecast for your soul. wrapped in a trance-enhancing, Icestafarian mixtape, recorded at the speed of consciousness. A true stocking stuffer for the Remote Viewers.

This… is #GarbologyForThePeople.

Merry Christmas. Blessed Liminal Week.Happy New Year.

All Hail Pax Cascadia! All Hail the Lemurian Caliphate!

“The tule will fool ye” – Poolie

THEY DIDN’T WANT TO ACKNOWLEDGE ITS EXISTENCE.

THEY DIDN’T WANT TO GIVE IT A NAME.

SO I DID IT FOR THEM.

POOLHOUSE ON THE GREAT CALIFORNIA FOG EVENT OF 2025:

[show notes via backklash]

Guys, the weather man is DRUNK:

I am sorry but he is slurring!

Putting “radiation” in scare quotes to scare the hoes:

The “Big Reveal” (18 days into the phenomenon):

SNOPES article that left Poolhouse shook-they have since corrected their ‘typo’

the so-called “original research” :

Drunk weatherman is back with the day-by-day play of the “Radiation” Fog event

Some poolhousean blog about lemurian principalities:

EPISODE MIXTAPE

Darlene Love - Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)

Anthrax - Madhouse (8-bit version)

Acid Klaus - Blow Your Speakers (feat. Soft Focus) (W. H. Lung Remix)

Prince Far-I vs. Craig David - Foggy Road (DJ POOLHOUSE Ice Regge Christmas Crystal Edit)

PROGRAM NOTES

(0:00) - A Christmas Message from Poolhouse

(12:48) - Poolhouse vs. California’s Great Radiation Fog Event of 2025

(41:46) - Inside the Foggy Christmas Crystal Interlude

(43:29) - A Cascade Day Message from Poolhouse

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