HERE COMES THE BACKKLASH

Poolhouse met up with friend of the show Biz in downtown Oakland, which for some reason Poolhouse insists on calling by its “colonial name”(?), Kushington (??). After catching up over drinks, this spunky duo was unleashed on the streets in front of historic City Hall, the actual birthplace of Kamala Harris (???). Armed with a microphone, Poolhouse and Biz captured this irreverent conversation, Gonzo-style, for the benefit of backklashistas worldwide.

Shout out Tarq of the Void for tipping Poolhouse off to this fascinating article, The Left Has An Authoritarian Problem (But Doesn’t Know It), which becomes the initial backdrop for this electric episode’s discussion. Biz draws upon his experience and wisdom to offer insights on the current landscape of “dissident” politics, providing clarity on a number of contemporary currents.

Why is the e-right so obsessed with Bukele, and what is all of the interest in over central America really about? Is libertarian fascism the final boss of technocracy? Is forensic science real? And what the fuck is Urbit, and why on earth does Lomez so inexplicably invested in its success?

Get ready, this megawatt-powered backklash episode is coming at you in a mile a minute, bursting at the seams with piss and vigor. Come for Biz’s demystifying analysis, stay for Poolhouse’s savage Peter Thiel takes, as they come to you ALL THE WAY LIVE from nitty gritty city streets of The Town.

FOLLOW BIZ

https://x.com/chebizarro

The Article: https://www.pressermag.com/september-2024/the-left-has-an-authoritarian-problem

THAT L0m3z tweet:

https://x.com/L0m3z/status/1825402290326618314

Program Notes

(0:00) - Poolhouse Intro

(8:18) - Live! From Kushington

(21:50) - The Business of El Salvador’s Money

(34:54) - Good Luck, Urbit

(47:54) - Biz’s Burning Man Sendoff

(56:06) - Dedication: Nobody Uninc, “Only Human”

Episode Mixtape

Gucci Gucci (bumper)

L$D - Don’t Smoke My Blunt Bitch

Del tha Funky Homosapien - Mr Dobalina

The Rolling Stones - Miss You (Dr. Dre Remix)

Nobody Uninc - Only Human (Jack the Tab Compilation)

South Journey/North Atlantean bard, prolific poster, and brother to the House of Pool Meadow left a voicemail on the backklash hotline (feel free to leave yours at 313-356-5048) to get the ball rolling on this aeons-in-the making edition of your favorite pro-cosmic anon-on-anon based radio program.

Meadow expressed a sentiment that many may share or have observed: a sense of a dull, listless, non-progressive, collectivist march through a liminal void. a permanent teetering at the brink of modernity’s unmistakable–and, as it turns out, unremarkable!–collapse. Or, as Meadow so succintly articulates, an edging through liminality, artificiality, and uncertainty.

this got Poolhouse to thinking–what message could he offer his friend and the backklash remote viewer extended universe in this time of tauxic hauntologies and octo-pronged psyops? Pooly is a licensed reverend after all.

Buckle up for another poolhouse pilled interplanetary rocket ride through the cosmos, from the Golden Gate to the edge of time, and then to the South Jersey shore, and over to s sweltering rooftop in Butler, PA, before a private dinner concert by the Piano Man, live from the patio at 111 Archer Ave, in the bowels of a brat summer on the brink of annihilation. this is a schizo liminal goon sesh for the ages, with plenty of coconut pop on top!

Program Notes:

(0:00) - hotline bling

(05:11) - tune in, turn on

(13:06) - introducing Brother Meadow

(27:23) - the road to backklash

(38:06) - liminal edging & the underwhelming implosion of modernity

(47:13) - know the game to play the game

(53:03) - we (never) came, we divided & we conquered

(1:07:21) - Brother Meadow the Bard

(1:21:25) - brat summer must die

the (out-of-context) “hoarders house" with the “teenage serial killers”

Episode Mixtape:

HH Honcho (bumper)

Billy Joel - Still Rock n Roll to Me (Poolhouse Edit)

Aphrodite’s Child - The 4 Horsemen

The Alan Bown - Along the Watchtower

Genesis - Misunderstanding (bumper)

Poolhouse is BACKK from his Summer excursions with an update for the dearly devoted backklash remote viewing audience in this breathtaking and exhilarating one man show slash rocket ride through the backklash cosmos.

Program Notes.

(0:00) - normal & innocent intro (live from the poolhouse)

(02:07) - poolhousean performancehood

(07:33) - invincible summer 2024

(13:33) - ultimate eurodance conspiracy update

(16:02) - brought to you by GangStalkers™

(24:51) - Octolectics 101

(45:19) - brat summer redux

(50:17) - shadilay

Episode Mixtape

Meat Beat Manifesto - Mindstream

P.E.P.E. - Shadilay

backklash fan favorite Detty (@0ddette) returns to the program to join Poolhouse in a mad descent to the depths of this Dog Days Inferno that has been the Summer of Our Election, 2024. can any sense can be made from the smoky shadowplay we continue to behold through our black mirror magic devices?

This is Poolhouse and Detty on:

- Tech's supremacy over US power

- meme warfare election

- the permanent crisis of democracy (aka brat summer)

- dirtbag neocons

- JD vs Kamala and the politics of VPs

- the curious incident in Butler, PA

- AI

Plus, Detty chimes in on Poolhousean eurodance conspiracies, Detty floats an intriguing Katy Petty theory, and we get to the bottom of the most important question of the summer: Is Detty BRAT?

Follow Detty on XfkaTwitter:

https://x.com/0ddette

Facebook Mood Experiments 2014

https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2014/06/everything-we-know-about-facebooks-secret-mood-manipulation-experiment/373648/

Odigo workers warned of attack (September 26, 2001):

https://www.haaretz.com/2001-09-26/ty-article/odigo-says-workers-were-warned-of-attack/0000017f-dbc4-df62-a9ff-dfd7beff0000

Kamala Harris Aide Arrested for Allegedy Running ‘Fake’ ‘Masonic police deparment’

https://abc7.com/free-masons-masonic-fraternal-police-department-california-of-justice-fake/701005/

Program Notes:

(0:23) - what is love?

(05:41) - Permanent Crisis of Democracy aka Brat Summer

(17:33) - Neoneocons in Dirtbag Drag

(21:44) - Veep Nation: Give JD a Vance?

(31:48) - Veep Nation: Willie’s Angels

(37:47) - Real Housewives of America: Tech-Tech vs. Finance-Tech

(44:33) - Vibe Experiments Reclaiming the Feedback Loop

(49:43) - Dog Days Inferno

(1:07:52) - So 2008 and late

(1:14:32) - Is Detty Brat?

(1:18:41) - baby don’t hurt me

Episode Mixtape:

Bayside Boys - Macarena (DJ POOLHOUSE Slo-mocarena Edit)

Southside & Future x XCX - Hold That Dutch (DJ POOLHOUSE Bootleg Edit)

Electric Six - Danger! High Voltage (Soulchild 12” Blitz Mix)

Scissor Sisters - Fire with Fire (Digital Dog Remix)

Roisin Murphy - Shellfish Mademoiselle (Paul Woolford Club Mix)

I WAS THERE™ feat OSO and POOLHOUSE

From SPLISH KKLASH STUDIOS & BACKKLASH WORLDWIDE,

a new pop art product from DJ POOLHOUSE:

HERE COMES THE BACKKLASH: EURODANCE CONSPIRACY PROJECT

Please enjoy this video essay teaser for the first volume, coming soon to backklash.substack.com.

Introduction to The Eurodance Conspiracy Project

a short video, written & produced by DJ POOLHOUSE

Music: Captain Hollywood Project - Impossible (Possible Poolhouse Dub)

First volume is coming soon!

Poolhouse is on vacation, but ducked away from his (very nosy!) family for a quiet late night stroll (a firefly walk!) to give backklashistas a quick status update, and to share some thoughts on recent DNC machinations.

Program Notes:

(0:00) - oh! those summer nights

(01:11) - a firefly walk

(03:31) - on secret identities and midwestern traumas

(10:11) - U get the 1933 u deserve

(24:41) - The Third Protocol has been Activated

Episode mixtape:

Fletcher Henderson - Queer Notions (1933)

Jean Sablon & Mireille - Ce petit chemin (1933)

Poothouse - Dub for the Summer

It’s a summer of brats and brads: dirtbag dissident culture vs. its on-again, off-again relationship to esoteric white bros. And I am not gonna sugarcoat it: this subcultural showdown feels final. Only one vaguely right-wind coded flavor of media cartel will reign supreme. WHOMSTVE WILL IT BE?

In times such as these, we must turn to the experts, to the soldiers in the trenches. The streetwise experts. The arcane data bro analysts….we are pleased to feature quick-witted NICE Boy and, let’s be real, backklash fanatic, Monty Carlo to the program, to help us solve the most important question at the center of the e-right civil war: is Charli XCX a right wing pop star now?

Monty joins Poolhouse to delve into the Brat meets Dimes meets Gabriette of it all. how did this smash album become an alt-right 2.0 cultural staple? is charli driving the underground into the mainstream, or involved in subversive machinations meant to manufacture cultural dissent meant to subvert dirtbag trads and esoteric Christian rw bros.

in a breathtaking and seemingly impossible feat, one Charlotte Atkinson from England, stands at the intersection of this emerging subcultural divide with the release of BRAT, her buzzworthy summer smash. By harnessing the power of the zeitgeist and feeding it through the most powerful PR blitzkrieg technology that the record industry can afford, Charli XCX captured the moment. Poolhouse and Monty journey to the center of the stormy Election Year zeitgeist to get to the bottom of the bitch, the brat, and the c**t of it all.

Follow Monty on XFKATwitter:

https://x.com/Monty___Carlo (3 underscores!)

Listen & Subscribe to NICE feat. Monty and backklash fan-fav Big Mac McCarthy!

https://verynice.substack.com/

~~DJ POOLHOUSE: the OG Angel~~

Yes…I Was There™ for Dinosaur Sex. Check those timestamps. You probably weren’t even born yet!

EP. 62 RELEVANT RESOURCES

Monty x Jin the Ninja:

P.S. NOW is the time for Poolhousepilled Jinheads to WATCH SERIAL EXPERIMENTS: LAIN! We are delivering something special later this summer on the THRESHOLD SAINTS feed:

https://open.spotify.com/episode/3U7ciO4wRVqSCM4rOuYhk6

DJ POOLHOUSE X NICE! X HASAN-I SABBAH

https://open.spotify.com/episode/7l5k3S63DWkrWIpo83mONq

Poolhouse responds to listener e-mail re: Patti Smith:

https://verynice.substack.com/p/listener-question-1

OSO X POOLHOUSE X PROTO-NICE BOYS MONTY & MAC & THE REST OF THE GANG:

https://backklash.substack.com/p/red-pill-diaries

Program Notes:

(0:00) - radio bros

(01:23) - nightcore morning zoo

(06:26) - here comes the Monty Carlo

(13:13) - mattress guy & girl

(16:01) - boytalk

(29:29) - it’s a Brat and Brad summer

(30:36) - Poolhouse on the state of the XCX

(33:11) - brat summer is meme magic

(42:52) - (Intermission)

(45:09) - hyperpop and the hyper feminine

(47:33) - is Charli XCX RiGhT WiNg -coded now?

(52:05) - Dirtbag Natalist and The Manufactured Dissent

(1:02:42) - boytalk lightning round

(1:13:23) - Replybro Tribute sponsored by Sierra Mist

(1:17:00) - over & out

Episode Mixtape:

“Head Dub Honcho” (bumper)

DJ_Dave - Still Miss U (Live Coded Edit)

kyleaaron nightcore - Blue Da Di Da (nightcore version)

K.I.D. - Boy feat. CupcakKe (Intermission)

DJ POOLHOUSE plays “Taxi” (bumper)

Piano Man - NY State of Mind (outrolude)

*addison rae scream* (outro)

In this episode BACKKLASH Live, recorded via Spaces on 10 May 2024, Poolhouse delineates his theory of DARVO Leftism in a spirited and inspired lecture. The second half of the show features an engaging discussion with members of the audience, who each make excellent contributions.

Thank you to these callers, some of whom should be familiar to backklash subscribers:

Jin the Ninja

Dusty

Mikeofpol

Monty Carlo

DARVO RESOURCES:

DARVO: the symptoms

…and how those symptoms typically manifest:

“ugh, my impact”

DARVO did briefly reach an all-time 60 day peak on Google trends following Poolhouse’s coinage and subsequent space:

VORAD: Poolhouse on DARVO Leftism:

V is for VVVVVICTIM

O is for…… [dropping later today]

Subscribe to backklash and enter the ultra-cosmic Poolhousean mindpalace.

https://backklash.substack.com/subscribe

I WAS THERE™ w/ OSO and POOL : Live Internet Radio, Every Other Sunday @ 4pm PST

https://backklash.substack.com/p/one-minute-of-hate

Basil and Pool: two wildly gesticulating gadfly guncles with a gumptious gift for gazing through glamours, glaring down the grimy gatekeepers guarding the gears of global governance–and they do it with giggles and with grit.

So get ready, because here comes the BAREBACKKLASH, which is what we call the spiritual meta-pod that transpires whenever Basil and Poolhouse, (hosts of BareBactrian and BACKKLASH, respectively) get together.

Over the past few months, these BAREBACKKLASH summits have often touched on the idea of “media market literacy,” or put simply: understanding what the fuck is going on with the parasocial pigslop being shoved onto your online feed.

Resulting from these early iterations of “media lit” coursework, Basil would eventually escalate his holy war upon the so-called post left / dissident right media market. Basil single-handedly rent apart the veil that had been concealing an unseemly political sausage factory from consumers of the rw media timeline-at-large.

This led to an earth-shattering series of moments, memes, rumbles, and revelations that rocked the online right, and forced some of the most powerful and prominent social media figures in the post-left sphere to (for once!) actually defend themselves, their actions, and their beliefs, instead of doing what they normally do–attacking the things other people stand for, aka counter-signaling (aka the O in DARVO).

This saga culminated in Basil’s John Gaulting from the xfkatwitter last week, and Poolhouse is the platform Basil blessed with an official appearance to comment on these events. This devastating and incendiary episode serves as the perfect capstone that you will not find anywhere else (shoutout to the anonymous listeners!)

This conversation delves into the insidery niche of the political social media market sphere, as Basil recaps the fallout, explains his decision to pause his twitter presence, and speculates with Poolie on just where he and the rest of this media market is heading.

Grab your popcorn, fasten your weave, and set that playback speed to one you can handle, because these fast-talking f––gots are about to take you on wild journey surveying the scorched wreckage of the dissident right, in the cult classic but still snap-crackle-and-poppin’ way that defines HERE COMES THE BACKKLASH.

Subscribe and Listen to BAREBACTRIAN on Patreon:

https://www.patreon.com/BareBactrian

THE POOLHOUSE GUIDE TO DARVO LEFTISM:

Aspects of DARVO:

How each symptom manifests:

The stunning of I WAS THERE™ (sans Poolhouse) with Oso and Basil that kicked off this saga:

https://backklash.substack.com/p/open-lines-with-basil

https://x.com/NuganHandVEVO/status/1795882739662729470

Another Poolhouse nevermind post… The Poolhouse drag of BAP’s drag of Basil (see below)

The famous BAP “drag” of Basil:

Poolhouse’s drag of Anna K’s drag of Basil:

Program Notes

(0:00) - oh well whatever, nevermind

(5:35) - he’s backk

(11:55) - be best

(15:15) - barebactrian: this week

(20:35) - the John Gault of it all

(26:30) - (not)gay voice

(30:33) - Bronze Age Bl**re Wh*te aesthetics

(36:00) - Racist LARPers and Bronze Age Tr**ny redux

(41:01) - Denunciations, Deflections & the TQ litmus test

(49:11) - DARVO BAPism

(55:55) - the jig is up

(1:02:02) - Dissident 2.0

(1:17:07) - DARVO dissidents

(1:22:11) - she had to get out, get out

Episode Mixtape:

Fannypack - Camel Toe

B-52’s - Mesopotamia (Poolhouse No Homo Edit)

X - Los Angeles

Ashlee Simpson - Boyfriend

Fischerspooner - L.A. Song

Returning guest and spiritual matriarch to the backklash universe, Spendy O is BACKK and she is fired up! Spendy joined Poolhouse on Friday to touch down on the Election Year of it all: the fraudulent narratives and phony political influencers astroturfed onto your timelines, the endless, pointless divisions that seem designed to be deflections more than they are debates, the daily censorship, and the shrieking fervor of the DARVO left….it is a LOT and Spendy and Pool have HAD it.

Spendy details her recent discursive battles in the timeline trenches on the topic of homeschooling. Why is this topic coming up so often? Why are childless millennial leftists seemingly so worked up about homeschoolers? And do they actually make any points, or is it just pure DARVO? Poolhouse finds many connections between the recent Propganda Exposed episode and the way this topic is framed on the TL.

Poolhouse submits Steve Sailer’s recent piece on the roots of wokeness for Spendy’s consideration, and the two try to piece together just exactly how the hell such drivel even got published. Is the historic power wielded by white protestant males really to blame for wokeism? Is Steve Sailer a crypto-Satanist? Is the piece really as bad as they think, or have they been made the victims of an elaborate hoax?

Plus, Poolhouse probes Spendy on the recent death of the Iranian PM and the true roots of middle east conflict, the latent psychologies of midwestern Americans and Californians is examined, and Poolhouse takes a bold and breathtaking stance on ebonics. And whiteness.

It’s a nonstop cacophony of crackling wit and cackles–classic backklash style.

Support homeschoolcoffeeco! $1 from every purchase goes to the Home School Defense Fund!

https://homeschoolcoffee.com/

Follow Spendy:

https://x.com/kitesrfun

Program Notes.

(0:00) - going backk 2 cali

(04:20) - (sexdrugsandrocknroll) Fridays

(06:44) - Homeschool as Election Year distraction

(26:59) - DARVO Leftism vs. Homeschoolers

(36:09) - Nitpicking the nitpickers

(41:04) - ebonics (backklash editorial) & immigration

(45:33) - Stolen treasures of Iran, Zoroastrian secrets, Shahs of Sunset

(59:00) - The SSQ (Steve Sailer Question)

(1:13:30) - outro

Episode Mixtape.

POTUS - Lump (Instrumental)

Kim Petras - Head Head Honcho (Instrumental)

Adult. - Hand to Phone (Soulwax Edit)

Self - Paint by Numbers

Stevie Nicks - Stand Back (Felix da Housecat Remix)