HERE COMES THE BACKKLASH

In early January 2026, Poolhouse took the breathtaking step of untethering himself from time. In doing so, BACKKLASH became a mostly solo endeavor, as temporal relations are difficult to manage at this time.

Enter St. Michael: our titular ART POP CHERUBIC ZOOMER DELUXE. He too severed his link to the timeline (e.g., quitting X dot com), shortly after he and Poolie had agreed to record.

Through the whims of fate, Poolhouse and St. Michael managed to sync up in the nether reaches of deep space. As the world crisis intensifies, the backklashistas are in need of a megadose of joyful energy – and a radiotronic blast of pure vibes.

Our exuberant host and his guest deliver a conversation brimming with delights: the bliss and burdens of being (pseudo) un-online, underground pop lineage (LIZ-gang Rise!!), stan cancel culture, the fading art of trash TV, Tyra Banks’ next career move, the indie sleaze continuum, and the eternal question: when did lesbians stop liking boobies?

Along the way, they navigate darker terrain—war consciousness, generational despair, and the eerie sensation of watching one’s peers disappear in real time.

But fear not: this is not a black pill. Or rather—it is, but sugar-coated in club kid glitter.

Because even at the edge of the void, BACKKLASH remains what it has always been: a rogue signal, an alchemical samizdat already in progress, broadcasting from somewhere just outside the known timeline directly to you…RIGHT NOW.

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episode hit parade

Nadiah Oh! (I think we cut Nadio Oh out of the episode but whatever issa bop)

LIZ

Berghain (or is it “Berghain”?) live

The Hellp

Britney’s peculiar trenchcoat dance

The moment that Poolhouse “knew” :

Britney Spears – Mona Lisa (“she’s been cloned”)

Heidi Montag – I’ll Do It

Fergie - MILF $

Episode Mixtape

Kim Petras - I Like Ur Look (bumper)

LIZ - Laguna Nights (SONNIKU Remix)

Felix da Housecat - Harlot (Thee Extended Mix)

The Hellp - Live Forever

Fergie - MILF $ (Hysterism Mix)

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When Poolhouse dropped his Emergency Wartime Broadcast a mere 24 hours into the U.S.–Israeli military incursion against Iran, many felt he was being prematurely hysterical, unpatriotic, and doom-pilled. “Relax, don’t listen to creeps like Poolie,” your favorite deranged takeseller would say with a smile. “This is a weekend war.”

Over two weeks later, with no end in sight, 98% of the takeselling market has been exposed as the fraudulent infowar racket Poolhouse has been warning you about for the past three years. And now, as America descends deeper and deeper into an impossible geopolitical dilemma—shedding resources, credibility, and military might in the process—the world needs clear-headed voices like Poolhouse more than ever to distill this complex nightmare down to the simplest terms.

Tonight: Poolhouse returns with a fiery takecel transmission, taking aim at the sickening rot exposed at the head of the American state, and the unscrupulous—and quite frankly deranged—media blowhards who enabled this utterly stupendous crisis. Are the walls finally closing in on ol’ Donny Trump—who may well take America down with him—or will our rascally president find a way to pull off another classic, death-defying Trump escape?

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24 hours ago, America and Israel dropped their surprise Middle East collab: World War III.

In this emergency broadcast, takecel emeritus and octolectical oracle DJ POOLHOUSE breaks down Trump’s sudden escalation with Iran, the awkward theatrics of a neocon nuclear timeshare infomercial, and the deeper engine behind it all — a force Poolhouse calls ESKATOPOLITIK: the eschatopolitical end-times fanaticism driving modern geopolitics.

This “surprise” attack isn’t about nukes or negotiations; it’s about a fanatical appetite for destruction and a devotion to chaos as religion.

In this fiery transmission, you’ll find no e-right war-bait, no regime-change psyops, and no leftist hand-wringing. This is HERE COMES THE BACKKLASH — where Dayglo Patriotism reigns: neon vibes, anti-war clarity, anti-apocalyptic thinking, and a fiercely pro-American commitment to self-determination.

It’s time to tune in to Poolhouse and lock tf in.

Sudden clarity is your cultural counterstrike.

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Some recent Poolhouse wartime bangers:

memes like this is why I got meself kicked out of the conspiracy left and the dissident right!

these Bibi x Charli XCX edits did a real number on some people everybody:

“The most bitter news” - The Guardian

Up the Hill Backwards (Hans Richter by way of David Bowie) –

The Secret Symbol of the Lincoln Memorial:

Episode Mixtape:

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Poolhouse saves the most salacious takecel transmission of the week for last.

In a grimy late-night sweep through celebrity true crime, TRUE CRIME TAKECEL BODEGA pulls back the curtain on three cases where the headlines don’t match the horror beneath.

First: Rep. Tony Gonzales’ explicit texts with staffer Tony Gonzales explode into public view—only for the story to take a grisly turn when the staffer, Regina Santos Aviles, dies in a shocking manner. Why did a key detail feel buried beneath clickbait scandal?

Then: developments in the D4VD case. The Gen-Z alt-pop phenom’s orbit grows darker as court maneuvers in Texas accidentally unseal grand jury filings tied to the death of 14-year-old Celeste Hernandez. What began as rumor becomes documented fact when dismemberment details surface—not through Los Angeles authorities, but through sunshine-law disclosures in another state. Why were records sealed? Why the narrative control? And who benefits from keeping the commercial machine intact?

Finally: where are the autopsies in the Reiner murders? As Rob Reiner and his wife Michelle Singer Reiner’s deaths are attributed to their son, conflicting reports swirl—blocked reports, incomplete reports, sealed findings. How does an autopsy become both “blocked” and “not completed”? And what does that tell us about how celebrity crime is packaged for public consumption?

Poolhouse threads it all together: media spectacle vs. buried facts, sealed records vs. accidental disclosures, and the eerie pattern of narrative management in high-profile cases.

Late night. Low light. No spin. Detective Poolie is on the case….

Ways to Find Poolhouse (maybe):

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The Interscope Records logo:

That famous “FBI warning”:

lyrics from D4VD’s most famous song, titled “Romantic Homocide”

December 2025, the autopsy is “blocked”

Feb 2026, the autopsy is “not yet complete”:

Steve Fisher, private investigator, on X.com:

Episode Mixtape

Bedrock feat. BYO - For What You Dream Of

Scissor Sisters - Comfortably Numb (Norman Cook Remix)

Strafe - Set It Off (12” Disco Mix)

Grace Jones - Unlimited Capacity for Love

First Choice - Let No Man Put Asunder (Shep Pettibone 12” Mix)

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MERCURY RETRO MANIFESTO isn’t just another manic burst of radio static from across the Void. This is Poolhouse forming the Product by harnessing the turbulence of the times. Each transmission represents a transmutation of chaos and a translation of the confusion that imbues the present moment… aka RIGHT NOW… which is all that ever was, is, or will be.

With Mercury backing up through his nervous system, the usual Backklash diplomacy evaporates. What’s left is a raw manifesto: the sky as code, commerce as star-charted ritual, and the new media era demanding media-market literacy — not just old-fashioned “media literacy” (which might not be what leftists think it is).

Tonight’s transmission is a day-glo mindbeam across a neon dream nightscape from the Starship Backlash. The timeline is awash in cops and slop, high as hell on its own supply of opaque cashflow and doomsday clown-machine energy. When the future becomes just another rug-pull flop asset, Poolie’s answer is new rhythms. When they put you in the crystal, Poolie’s answer is to turn it into a subterranean discotheque.

The counter-vibration of the Pool Man continues.

THIS IS HERE COMES THE BACKKLASH.

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EPISODE MIXTAPE

Level 42 - World Machine (US Dub)

Felix da Housecat - Analogue City

Fischerspooner - The 15th (Felix da Housecat Vocal Mix)

The Other Two - Selfish (US 12” Mix)

ULTIMATE EURODANCE CONSPIRACY PROJECT - ENHANCE THE TRANCE (Helsinki Mix)

Poolhouse on the “eschatopolitical” / eskatopolitik:

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In this brief “State of the State” address, Poolhouse delivers his own response to the State of the Union—less a policy rundown than a spiritual audit of America itself. He asks what it truly means to be the state, to be American, and how to protect the American middle class and spirit from outside forces which are quietly demolishing these things in real time.

Framing the nation as both a spiritual covenant and an experimental project, Poolhouse challenges listeners to reclaim an American culture rooted in freedom, rebellion, and collective individuality. Rather than pledging allegiance to personalities or parties, he calls for Americans to defend their liberties, demand dignity in leadership, and actively create a culture worthy of preservation.

This is no rambling speech from the podium—it’s a targeted takecell transmission from points beyond, beyond, beyond. In this invigorating aural blast, Poolhouse enters the discourse with something unmistakably American.

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EPISODE MIXTAPE

Peaches - Lovertits

Earl Venus & Eternity – Time Tunnel

Time Zone - World Destruction

Jamiroquai - Main Vein (Knee Deep Club Mix)

Poolhouse felt it was important to include this image of his “sick zoom background” (?)

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In this transmission, Poolhouse looks at the public reaction to the Epstein affair through two contrasting responses from within the music industry. One artist—Bethany Cosentino of Best Coast—cuts ties with Casey Wasserman’s talent agency after his name appears in the files. Another—Alexis Krauss of Sleigh Bells—chooses to remain and publicly explains why.

Poolhouse analyzes how the profound darkness of the Epstein affair is flattened by a media market determined to process its malevolence through a reductive “MeToo” lens. At the heart of his inquiry is the very impulse to rush to judgment: the speed of accusation, the hunger to center one’s own victimhood and perform performative activism through public relations, and the timeless ritual of public blame.

Through the lens of Romans 2:1, Poolhouse asks whether the rush to judgment obscures a harder truth—that participation in modern civilization requires an unspeakable violence, one that may implicate us all to varying degrees.

What if righteousness requires temperance? What if understanding demands that we confront not only individual wrongdoing, but the larger machine we collectively sustain? This episode explores complicity, conscience, and the difficult discipline of withholding condemnation in an age addicted to it.

Ways to Find Poolhouse (maybe):

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that iconic “Yung Poolhouse” image everyone loves (to hate):

Source inspo: Poolhouse’s iconic “Rare Alt Unabomber” avatar

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Romans 2:1

Best Coast’s Beth Cosentino’s statement on the Casey Wasserman affair:

Please note that the fact that Casey Wasserman dated Ghislaine Maxwell from 2001-2003 has been public knowledge for two decades. Ghislaine Maxwell was convicted for her role in the Epstein affair in 2022. Four years elapsed before any artists cited the Epstein-Mazwell connection as the reason for their departure from Wasserman’s agency.

Alexis Krauss (Slay Bells) statement on why she isn’t leaving Wasserman (full statement here).

The left responded to Krauss with their trademark cunty attidues:

Let us know how all that organizing goes, you miserable fucks! 😛

Episode Mixtape

Felix da Housecat featuring Vanfave - NIGHT MACHINE

Earl Venus & Eternity – Time Tunnel

Level 42 - World Machine (US Dub)

ULTIMATE EURODANCE CONSPIRACY PROJECT – ENHANCE THE TRANCE (Teutonic Dub)

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Tonight’s transmission marks a turning point. Since un-tethering himself from time, Poolhouse’s signal has taken on an expansive, chromatic, radiotronic quality, as his takecel transmissions reverberate within a mystical current across the planetary sphere.

In tonight’s broadcast, he offers a brief meditation on the cycles and mechanics of time, the path to TRANCEndence, and Here Comes the Backlash as an artistic declaration—performed as ritual within TRANCEfigured time.

Plus: for the first time ever, Poolhouse conducts a live on-air Kinot card reading—his original tarot system (see the show notes below)—offering insights into the cosmic temperature as we sail into the Pisces season.

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KINOT: TONIGHT’S READING

Kinot cards are a creation of DJ POOLHOUSE inspired by the traditional tarot and influenced by his own esoteric practice of kinosis:

KINOT CARDS PRESS RELEASE

Tonight’s spread:

Left/ 1st Lane: THE REVELATOR

Right / 2nd Lane: HOUSE OF SPOONS: THE TRANSLATOR

Center / 3rd Lane: THE WANDERER

EPISODE MIXTAPE

THE IMMORTALS - THE ULTIMATE WARLORD (12” MIX)

MOLOKO - SING IT BACK (MOUSSE T’S FEEL LOVE MIX)

ULTIMATE EURODANCE CONSPIRACY PROJECT - HIGHER ARCANA 1

ULTIMATE EURODANCE CONSPIRACY PROJECT - ALTAR OF THE 8

DJ POOLHOUSE - SWIM CITY THEME (LAGUNA MIX)

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Poolhouse is back with another takecel transmission, “because you are beautiful and deserve it.” The waning Aquarian energies and the ascendant Piscean charge in the air create permeable boundaries and liquid mental expression. Poolhouse takes the audience on a brief harbor cruise along a steady stream of consciousness — another ultra-cosmic signal beaming to the inside of your crystal dome from the inside of his own.

the official logo of the UPU (Universal Posal Union):

Episode Mixtape:

KLF - Church of the KLF

ULTIMATE EURODANCE CONSPIRACY PROJECT - TEMPLE 1999 ETERNAL

The Minutemen - Corona

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when Poolhouse says you are a slave and need to accept it, he’s right. why? because he’s probably the smartest slave you know. tonight, a very special takecel transmission on what it means to understand your place in relationship to the octolectic.

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Hieronymous Bosch

Michael Jackson, Dangerous LP (Mark Ryden)

“2.0” & “JUDGEMENT (NO MORE PARTIES IN LA)” - DJ POOLHOUSE (machine art)…are YOU in the 2.0 mindset yet, SLAVE?

https://backklash.substack.com/p/episode-73?utm_source=publication-search

EPISODE MIXTAPE

KLF - Church of the KLF (Retro Mix)

ULTIMATE EURODANCE CONSPIRACY PROJECT - HIGHER ARCANA

KILLAH PRIEST - HEAVY MENTAL (INSTRUMENTAL)

WU TANG CLAN - IMPOSSIBLE

MAX MARTIN - OPHELIA VERSION

DJ POOLHOUSE - KICKED OUT OF THE KLUB

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