HERE COMES THE BACKKLASH

Meet DJ POOLHOUSE – Octolectician, Time Walker, and a total F.A.G. (Friend of All Galaxies)

And he’s a secret weapon at your disposal,

here to walk you through Age of Unreality,

or what Dr. Rev. DJ Poolhouse might call –

ATOMIC DEREALIZATION!

This is Poolhouse operating

from the center of the center of the center

of his sweet spot:

THE UFO QUESTION!

ETs, UFOs, UAPs, MKs, AIs, NWOs, Astrotheology and the Age of Transhumanism, Biofeedback, Mind War, Ontological Collapse and Derealization –

The UFOQ is the Q of ALL Q’S

Q MOTHER ALERT!!!

Welcome to THE UFOQ: Poolhouse on the UFO Question.

THE UFOQ #2

Poolhouse uses the power of his radiotronic transmissions to stimulate, activate, agitate, and inspire, and tonight’s installment, “side B” of the inaugural UFOQ lecture, is no exception. Poolhouse delves deeper into the UFO mystery, riding upon renegade electro soundwave designed to hit your minds eye like a kamikaze UAP.

Tonight: To understand the nature of what a ‘higher intelligence’ behind the UFOQ could mean, we must understand the nature of Intelligence itself. Poolhouse outlines a metaphysical framing as a starting point for approaching the UFOQ. The Octolectics of UFOs: A Totally Poolhousean Cosmology.

Episode Mixtape

The Pixies - The Happening (DJ POOLHOUSE ‘It’s habbening’ edit)

Gorillaz – DARE (Soulwax Remix)

Cabaret Voltaire - James Brown (12” Mix)

The Immortals - Eternal Warlord (Disco Mix)

My Mine – Hypnotic Tango (12” Mix)

Jamiroquai – Main Vein (Knee Deep Classic Mix)

Poolhouse:

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Meet DJ POOLHOUSE – Octolectician, Time Walker, and a total F.A.G. (Friend of All Galaxies)

And he’s a secret weapon at your disposal,

here to walk you through Age of Unreality,

or what Dr. Rev. DJ Poolhouse might call –

ATOMIC DEREALIZATION!

This is Poolhouse operating

from the center of the center of the center

of his sweet spot:

THE UFO QUESTION!

ETs, UFOs, UAPs, MKs, AIs, NWOs, Astrotheology and the Age of Transhumanism, Biofeedback, Mind War, Ontological Collapse and Derealization –

The UFOQ is the Q of ALL Q’S

Q MOTHER ALERT!!!

Welcome to THE UFOQ: Poolhouse on the UFO Question.

THE UFOQ #1

Welcome to a brand new era of state of the art POP ART PIRATE RADIO, as Poolhouse fires up the newly amplified takecel transmitter antennae: welcome, backklashistas, new and old alike! Tonight: Poolhouse on the age of Derealization, narrative collapse, and the strange and sinister mystery which lurks behind all of human civilization: THE UFO QUESTION. Listen as he explains recent failures in his attempts to deliver his first UFOQ broadcast (we are so proud of him for not mentioning the words “gangstalkers” or “targeted” once, aren’t we folks?!?!), provides a sweeping view of the octolectics of civilization before he dials in on his theories that could link a water on the alien superstructure known as 3I/Atlas, a dead deep state astrophysicist, the disappearance of noth Gen. MacAsland Nancy Guthrie & the Senior Citizen Stargate Tanks rejeveunation therapy.

This is Poolhouse on the UFO Question. #1!

Episode Mixtape

Olive – You’re Not Alone (Black Olive Extended Edit)

The Stranglers – Waltzinblack

Cerrone – Supernature

Visage – The Anvil (Dance Mix)

The Immortals - Eternal Warlord (Disco Mix)

EIGHT SPACE SCIENTISTS BEHIND AMERICA’S SPACE PROGRAM VANISHED OR DIED: INSIDE THE MYSTERY (TIMES OF INDIA)

RENOWNED SCIENTISTS WHO STUDIED DISTANT PLANETS FATALLY SHOT AT HIS HOME NEAR LA (THE GUARDIAN)

Iz we getting Alternative 3? 🤔

For more on 31/ATLAS, the European Space Agency just went to press with this article:

That’s a whole lotta pool!

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IRANDEMIC - a (non-emergency, but still important) wartime broadcast.

Let’s see just how much rabble Poolhouse can raise, as we repeat his mantra once again:

IRAN DIDN’T CLOSE THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ. THE CITY OF LONDON DID.

He said it last night on the air. And it doesn’t matter how many were listening.

It matters WHO was listening.

The smallest vibrations, when correctly applied, can raise boulders or level buildings.

Welcome to HERE COMES THE BACKKLASH - a takecel transmission of radiotronic power!

Tonight: Poolhouse doubles down with his earth-shattering Iran war take: the Hormuz crisis is a manufactured one, cooked up by the insurance brokers in the City of London, the chaos agent in chief in the White House, and the craven and complicit worldwide media – unipolar, multipolar, and “independent” alike!

Poolhouse pulls on the thread: what really caused the “closure” of the strait – the Iranian “naval supremacy” over Hormuz, or shadowy machinations deep within the world business?

Using a familiar framework – the dissident’s understanding of the 2020 Scamdemic crisis – Poolhouse penetrates the media veneer placed upon narratives of the USAI war on Iran, and finds parallels in how each crisis has been deployed onto the public at large.

Is the Strait of Hormuz crisis an intentional “shock,” or induction of economic chaos?

Is Donald Trump, like Dr. Fauci in the previous crisis, an anti-hero left holding the bag – while the American people are once again left holding a very costly bill?

Through the power of vibration alone, allow the marvelous and mysterious POOLHOUSE to reach out and touch YOU through this crystallizing internet radio broadcast - for only Poolhouse can change your perception of reality through pure vibes and his alchemical unintelligibility.

Deeper into the Octolectics of “World War 3” – on the next EMERGENCY WARTIME BROADCAST.

Poolhouse - New Rules for the War in Iran:

#1 - The Chaos IS the Point

#2 - The War is Part of an Elite Choreography Towards Geo-Economic Realignment (for the US, this means: Greenland, Cuba, Venezuela, Hormuz)

#3 - The Straight of Hormuz is a Manufactured Crisis by the City of London, Israel and the DC Deep State.

Tune in to Part 1 of this 2-part series unraveling the mystery of Hormuz:

https://backklash.substack.com/p/non-emergency-wartime-broadcast

THE TRUTH ABOUT HORMUZ: CITY OF LONDON “CONTROLS” THE STRAIGHT

https://www.insurancejournal.com/news/international/2026/03/06/860825.htm

US Submarine Attacks Iranian Warship - First Attack of Its Kind Since WW2

Trump threatens to ‘take’ Cuba as island grapples with nationwide blackout (Sunday, 11 Nissan)

Trump, earlier in March: “Cuba’s Next”

Poolhouse:

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Poolhouse returns with another wartime broadcast—not an emergency alert, but a micro-burst from within the storm itself.

The war is no longer breaking—it is ever-unfolding, ambient, dulled… hardwired into the system. And from this position, seated at the edge of Western civilization as the sun sets in the West, Poolhouse turns—not just to the present—but to the recent past.

The fog of war lifts, ever so slightly—just long enough to decode the signals, the patterns, the programming that shaped our present crisis.

In another electrifying, incisive, TAKECEL TRANSMISSION, Poolhouse moves like the specter of a dying breed across vacant airwaves: a voice out of time, out of place—yet exactly where he needs to be, asking the questions most wartime analysts are paid to overlook:

What if the shock is not incidental—but intentional?What if the chaos is not collapse—but a controlled demolition?What if the narratives we’ve been handed—about both states and straits—are only surface artifacts?What if the true authorship of our unfolding history lies… elsewhere?

In this episode, Poolhouse synthesizes 30 days of wartime coverage into a singular, composed signal: a broadcast that is sublime, unsettling, and quietly on the money. Not loud. Not frantic. But deliberate.

Plus: Poolhouse gets to the bottom (hehehe) of the possible true cause of WW3: to fulfill the autogynephilic keptomaniacal desires of the sitting senator for South Carolina.

Poolhouse’s New Rules for the War in Iran:

#1 - The Chaos (e.g. the Shocks) IS the Point

#2 - The War is related to US Strategic Geo-Economic Realignment (Greenland, Cuba, Venezuela, Hormuz)

#3 - The Straight of Hormuz is a Manufactured Crisis

THE TRUTH ABOUT HORMUZ: CITY OF LONDON “CONTROLS” THE STRAIGHT

https://www.insurancejournal.com/news/international/2026/03/06/860825.htm

US Submarine Attacks Iranian Warship - First Attack of Its Kind Since WW2

Trump threatens to ‘take’ Cuba as island grapples with nationwide blackout (Sunday, 11 Nissan)

Trump, earlier in March: “Cuba’s Next”

Sara Netanyahu – kleptomaniac ?

Sara Netanyahu is Lindsey Graham (in one of those Illuminati Mrs Doubtfire situations)?

Poolhouse:

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LINKTR.EE/DJPOOLHOUSE

EPISODE MIXTAPE

Scissor Sisters - Tits on the Radio

Level 42 - World Machine (12” Remix)

Simian Mobile Disco - Audacity of Huge

Cristina - What’s a Girl to Do?

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Poolhouse is BACKK.

But did he ever or go away….did YOU???

Has ANY TIME AT ALL passed since our last broadcast dance, dear backklashista?

Nevermind all that – this is a TAKECEL TRANSMISSION!

Erm..no…a WARTIME BROADCAST (can we even call them “Emergency” after 30 or so days?)

No….Poolhouse, the great wizard of Time that he is, always navigates at COSMIC NORTH – perpetually adrift at the point in between….

Like an ultra sour candy from the mall candy shoppe, it’s HERE COMES THE BACKKLASH: coming on with pucker-inducing absurdity, only to mellow out to blissfully sweet sermons to soothe your Sunday morning sorrows…

Because when you are an OCTOLECTICIAN, there’s always another angle

There’s always some new dimensions

There’s always a space in between all the seams

For you to unravel the truth of the tensions………

Poolhouse:

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Poolhouse-coded pop art sour candy:

Episode Mixtape

Robyn – Between the Lines (Louis Vega Remix)

Inner City – Good Life

Alan Vega - Saturn Drive

Paul Lewis - Girl You Need a Change of Mind (Eddie Hendricks cover)

Robyn – Baby Forgive Me (Floorplan Remix)

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DAYGLO PATRIOTISM.

Poolhouse loves to REPEAT IT.

But… what does it mean?

Tonight: a case study in NEON AMERICANA…FLUORESCENT INDEPENDENCE…DAYGLO PATRIOTISM.

Rapper, comedian, and internet personality Afroman recently faced one doozy of an attack on his FREEDOM.

He did not run.He did not hide.And he most certainly did not back down.

Instead, he reached for the one thing every patriot has in their back pocket to wield against the encroaching forces of the Clampdown:

His own creativity.

This is not simply the story of an egregious abuse of the law.

The way Poolhouse tells it, Afroman’s battle against the long arm of the law becomes something larger—a story about how the freedoms of every American may be under pressure from a phantom menace: a weaponized form of lawfare that exploits the self-cannibalizing tendencies of modern media ecosystems, with the ultimate aim of eroding free speech.

This is the story of Afroman, lawfare, free speech, that son of b*tch Randy Walters (and his ex-wife), and—most importantly…

Lemon Pound Cake.

EPISODE MIXTAPE FEATURING AFROMAN:

Lemon Pound Cake

Afroman - Will You Help Me Repair My Door

and who could forget

Randy Walters is a ...

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HEYYYY BITCH.

Poolie is BACKK.

He turned off WARTIME mode.

Well…kinda.

This is just a good old-fashioned TAKECEL TRANSMISSION.

You know…the kind you HATE.

In which Poolhouse explains the war to people who do not care about the war.

Using supermodels and talk shows and influencers as proxy.

By the end you will be nodding and saying,

“Poolie is right! Donald Trump is the greatest gift BRICS could have asked for!

I cannot rely on him to save America.

I MUST DO IT MYSELF.”

Day-glo Patriots In Control – that could be US, if you stop playing!

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EPISODE MIXTAPE

Note: NO! I ain’t tellin u bitches shit until u start admit u bitin’

All u get is exactly what u need: the lyrics to We Gotta Have Peace by Curtis Mayfield

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A transmission caught between timelines: Poolhouse delivers an Emergency Wartime Broadcast, which is also no such thing at all. Perhaps better to call it a mixtape meditation on the nuclear high-wire kabuki theater that is the high-stakes war with Iran, which could be a potential geopolitical quantum event or the greatest nothingburger of all time…or is it? As Poolhouse observes, many dominoes in the geopolitical order begin to fall. Much like the 2020 Scamdemíque, this war (which is not a war) is itself a signal—a quiet economic wrecking ball flickering between presence and oblivion along its path of destruction. Yet another vital takecel transmission from America’s most absurdly incisive wartime analyst…this is SCHRÖDINGER’S EVE (of Destruction?).

Episode Mixtape

The Staples Singers - Life During Wartime

TRACK ID - Snorkel Your Body

Fischerspooner - We Need a War

Scissor Sisters - Invisible Light

Time Zone - World Destruction

Vivien Vee - Eve of Destruction

TRACK ID - Enhance the Trance

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SPLASH INTO CHAOS with Poolhouse and Oso—your heroic vibe correction officers—as they crash back onto the airwaves with another full-blown pop cultural meltdown that hits like a canister of knockoff vape-store “Baja Blast.” From Poolhousean Happy Meal schemes and Mountain Dew conspiracy timelines to pop star PR info wars and underground music industry lore, it’s a rapid-fire, high-sugar collision of vibes you were never supposed to hear. They’re flipping channels between wartime philosophy, mall-level fame psychosis, and the occult economics of 21st-century stardom. Plug in, tune out, and crank the volume to full BLAST—because this isn’t just a show, it’s a fluorescent, late-night rogue signal so electrifying you’ll swear… you were there.

I WAS THERE™

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EMERGENCY WARTIME BROADCAST III

Poolhouse returns with his most jaw-dropping and incisive wartime analysis yet. While the Take Sellers sugarcoat collapse and Western media runs cover for a historic loss of American clout, a darker signal is breaking through:

The old order is dead.

The old methods of war propaganda are failing—no coherent narrative, no convincing justification, no believable moral frame. There is only motion. There is only escalation. There is only the pull toward the abyss.

The war machine no longer even pretends to make sense. Beneath the spectacle, the system feeds on the very destruction it produces—extracting value, stabilizing itself, sustaining its own existence.

Meanwhile, the illusion of American exceptionalism enters free fall. Deals are cut behind the curtain. Alignments shift. Power redistributes in real time.

The incentive structure has flipped. There is no upside to believing anymore. There is no reward for going along.

The era of fanciful thinking and plausible deniability are over.

The garish inner workings of the system are laid bare.

And the war—if you look closely—is running on autopilot: a self-sustaining loop of destruction and preservation, conflict and dependence.

Welcome to the absurdity.

Welcome… to the BACKKLASH.

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Episode Mixtape

The Staples Singers – Life During Wartime

Spektrum – Kinda New (Tiefschwarz Vocal Mix)

BG Prince of Rap – This Beat is Hot

Fallout Boy - This Aint A Scene (Kanye Remix)

The Clash - Rock the Casbah (1982 Extended Edit)

Chemical Brothers – Out of Control

Paramore – Hard Times

Vivien Vee - Eve of Destruction

Grace Jones – The Hunter Gets Captured by the Game

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