IRANDEMIC - a (non-emergency, but still important) wartime broadcast.

Let’s see just how much rabble Poolhouse can raise, as we repeat his mantra once again:

IRAN DIDN’T CLOSE THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ. THE CITY OF LONDON DID.

He said it last night on the air. And it doesn’t matter how many were listening.

It matters WHO was listening.

The smallest vibrations, when correctly applied, can raise boulders or level buildings.

Welcome to HERE COMES THE BACKKLASH - a takecel transmission of radiotronic power!

Tonight: Poolhouse doubles down with his earth-shattering Iran war take: the Hormuz crisis is a manufactured one, cooked up by the insurance brokers in the City of London, the chaos agent in chief in the White House, and the craven and complicit worldwide media – unipolar, multipolar, and “independent” alike!

Poolhouse pulls on the thread: what really caused the “closure” of the strait – the Iranian “naval supremacy” over Hormuz, or shadowy machinations deep within the world business?

Using a familiar framework – the dissident’s understanding of the 2020 Scamdemic crisis – Poolhouse penetrates the media veneer placed upon narratives of the USAI war on Iran, and finds parallels in how each crisis has been deployed onto the public at large.

Is the Strait of Hormuz crisis an intentional “shock,” or induction of economic chaos?

Is Donald Trump, like Dr. Fauci in the previous crisis, an anti-hero left holding the bag – while the American people are once again left holding a very costly bill?

Through the power of vibration alone, allow the marvelous and mysterious POOLHOUSE to reach out and touch YOU through this crystallizing internet radio broadcast - for only Poolhouse can change your perception of reality through pure vibes and his alchemical unintelligibility.

Deeper into the Octolectics of “World War 3” – on the next EMERGENCY WARTIME BROADCAST.

Poolhouse - New Rules for the War in Iran:

#1 - The Chaos IS the Point

#2 - The War is Part of an Elite Choreography Towards Geo-Economic Realignment (for the US, this means: Greenland, Cuba, Venezuela, Hormuz)

#3 - The Straight of Hormuz is a Manufactured Crisis by the City of London, Israel and the DC Deep State.

Tune in to Part 1 of this 2-part series unraveling the mystery of Hormuz:

https://backklash.substack.com/p/non-emergency-wartime-broadcast

THE TRUTH ABOUT HORMUZ: CITY OF LONDON “CONTROLS” THE STRAIGHT

https://www.insurancejournal.com/news/international/2026/03/06/860825.htm

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Trump, earlier in March: “Cuba’s Next”

Poolhouse:

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