Poolhouse returns with another wartime broadcast—not an emergency alert, but a micro-burst from within the storm itself.

The war is no longer breaking—it is ever-unfolding, ambient, dulled… hardwired into the system. And from this position, seated at the edge of Western civilization as the sun sets in the West, Poolhouse turns—not just to the present—but to the recent past.

The fog of war lifts, ever so slightly—just long enough to decode the signals, the patterns, the programming that shaped our present crisis.

In another electrifying, incisive, TAKECEL TRANSMISSION, Poolhouse moves like the specter of a dying breed across vacant airwaves: a voice out of time, out of place—yet exactly where he needs to be, asking the questions most wartime analysts are paid to overlook:

What if the shock is not incidental—but intentional?What if the chaos is not collapse—but a controlled demolition?What if the narratives we’ve been handed—about both states and straits—are only surface artifacts?What if the true authorship of our unfolding history lies… elsewhere?

In this episode, Poolhouse synthesizes 30 days of wartime coverage into a singular, composed signal: a broadcast that is sublime, unsettling, and quietly on the money. Not loud. Not frantic. But deliberate.

Plus: Poolhouse gets to the bottom (hehehe) of the possible true cause of WW3: to fulfill the autogynephilic keptomaniacal desires of the sitting senator for South Carolina.

Poolhouse’s New Rules for the War in Iran:

#1 - The Chaos (e.g. the Shocks) IS the Point

#2 - The War is related to US Strategic Geo-Economic Realignment (Greenland, Cuba, Venezuela, Hormuz)

#3 - The Straight of Hormuz is a Manufactured Crisis

THE TRUTH ABOUT HORMUZ: CITY OF LONDON “CONTROLS” THE STRAIGHT

https://www.insurancejournal.com/news/international/2026/03/06/860825.htm

US Submarine Attacks Iranian Warship - First Attack of Its Kind Since WW2

Trump threatens to ‘take’ Cuba as island grapples with nationwide blackout (Sunday, 11 Nissan)

Trump, earlier in March: “Cuba’s Next”

Sara Netanyahu – kleptomaniac ?

Sara Netanyahu is Lindsey Graham (in one of those Illuminati Mrs Doubtfire situations)?

Poolhouse:

SUBSTACK.COM/@POOLHOUSE

INSTAGRAM.COM/DJPOOLHOUSE

LINKTR.EE/DJPOOLHOUSE

EPISODE MIXTAPE

Scissor Sisters - Tits on the Radio

Level 42 - World Machine (12” Remix)

Simian Mobile Disco - Audacity of Huge

Cristina - What’s a Girl to Do?

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