HERE COMES THE BACKKLASH

BACKK by popular demand — another Takecel Transmission for my beloved Backklashistas: the hottest, brightest, most insanely witty audience of remote-viewing SLAVES (said lovingly!) ever to tune in.

TONIGHT: Poolhouse goes full Court TV… After a brief opening monologue unpacking the fallout from the fallout from the fallout of the Epstein disclosures, Poolhouse pivots to comparatively lighter fare — which is still, admittedly, rather grim.

A TV star. A missing woman. A family of wealthy industrialists. A mysterious retirement. And an even stranger phone call to a certain senator.

Taken together, the threads suggest something deeply sinister beneath one of the most high-profile disappearances of the decade.

The Search for Nancy Guthrie…Will Poolhouse crack the case?

You already know he’s clocking Savannah’s hot brother’s tea😏

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I FORGOT TO MENTION: ANNIE GUTHRIE IS AN ORACLE:

Mark Kelly being in it is so f*ing funny dude:

Here’s the “retired” police chief that Mark Kelly phoned up:

Oh God…is Poolhouse next?

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They only want you when your 17…trillion terabytes of data.

What real signal can be gleaned from the megaton dump of noise contained in the so-called “Epstein files”?

To answer that question, you need only observe one unsettling fact: the managers of the files — those responsible for their collection, suppression, and distribution — appear to be implicated within them.

This paradox points toward a grim truth. One that speaks not only to the present crisis, but to a deeper planetary mystery that has persisted across the ages.

Poolhouse was asked to speak on the Epstein files.

But are you certain you’re ready to hear what he has to say?

Another rogue signal in the night from the Backklash satellite, from Poolhouse to America..and the world.

The Occult Synarchistic Tripartite State

* syn·ar·chy

/ˈsinərkē/

noun

* joint rule or government by two or more individuals or parties.

“the Foreign Inspectorate of Customs was a product of synarchy”

An occult synarchistic tripartite state is a hidden three-layer governance structure in which:

The Visible Civic State (constitutional / political layer)

The Commercial-Corporate State (charter / financial / contractual layer)

The Esoteric-Symbolic State (mythic / ritual / narrative layer)

operate simultaneously and interdependently, though only the first is publicly acknowledged.

SEE ALSO: The Sword, The Crown, & The Scroll.

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Following a sojourn to the depths of the Octolectic, Poolhouse resurfaces with a transmission to the Backklashistas. Poolhouse has nothing to say about Trump, ICE, Epstein, Nicki, Bad Bunny, Savannah Guthrie et al. Instead, he has untethered himself from time altogether. He uses this moment to bring the audience into the Eternal Now – the intimate point of convergence where this broadcast signal is received by the remote viewing audience. The portal to 1865 opens here….

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Poolhouse fires up his radiotronic Takecel transmitter for another entry in his alchemical audio samizdat journey to the mythopoetic scene of the crime of the alleged American CIVICIDE, aka 1865.

Tonight: Nicki Minaj fronts for Trump Accounts—a public-private partnership investment fund created at birth and presumably issued to the children of Barbz, should any of them somehow manage to reproduce. She provides the perfect port of entry for our voyage to 1865…. Is someone out there using your birth certificate as a financial instrument without your knowledge or apparent consent? A crackpot sovereign-citizen fringe theory, Nicki Minaj, Donald Trump, and Poolhouse clocking the codes—and then he Explains Everything to you (semi-intelligibly).

THE ROAD TO 1865 BEGINS HERE. SURRENDER, DOROTHY.

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Nicki & The Donald: two queens from Queens maximizing their joint slay. but what does it mean to stand up and be counted in a system that already regards you as a number? The Queen may be the Don’s #1 fan, but according to Poolhouse, that makes her a subject, not a sovereign. Gog, Magog, Martha and MAGA: this is an urgent Takecel Transmission on breaking Pick-Me news, live from Gag City (or maybe we’re just feeling nauseous).

Program Notes

(0:00) - A Pop Art Radio Ritual (in Transfigured Time)

(4:31) - Emergency Takecel Transmission: Gag City Edition

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another Poolhouse transmission from beyond time and space: 2026… 1999... 1865. the American Experience is a timeline collapsing on Poolhouse’s command into a single ritual radio of ceremonial pop-art warfare: HERE COMES THE BACKKLASH, your internet neighborhood bodega broadcast signal coming at you again to cook the mainframe of your brain with its paranoid pulse turned all the way up. tonight: what does it mean to be an American? what if a nation is only ever able to define itself by all the things it lost along the way? and who taxes the Taxman?

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The levels of so-backkness are off the charts. In an uproarious edition of your favorite pop art pirate radio transmission, HERE COMES THE BACKKLASH, Poolhouse reveals a vulnerable piece of his childhood, before tearing the mask off one of the most sinister New Normal deceptions yet. Behind the spectacle of boomerfied AOL news slop lurks the grinning specter of the TQ.

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Poolhouse’s childhood AOL penpal, Batboy from Weekly World news

Cher and her “troubled” hot son, Elijah Blue Allman

She tried to put him in a conservatorship. Cher, you bitch!

A tale of Cher’s two sons with penises:

TRANS CHAZ BONO EYES RSKY SURGERY TO CONSTRUCT PENIS is such a 2013 sentence.

This one, however, is giving pissplay:

Chaz Bono, today:

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TWO THUMBS UP!A deceptively simple call-in show unfolds during an overhyped winter storm, drifting from unc rock and schizo-meteorology to AOL-induced boomer psychosis. Poolhouse and Oso dissect weaponized emotional hysteria masquerading as news, manufactured pop-cultural consensus, and the eerie purity that emerges from consuming uncut boomer slop. What begins as idle chatter mutates into a ruthless critique of cultural gatekeepers, microwave storms, Pitchforkification, Winona’s sorcerous impact on the 1990s, and Roger Ebert’s elaborate psyop to groom you through the TV (allegedly). Plus: have Canadian white-nationalist biker gangs gone libtarded? Poolhouse on Greenland’s infinite expanse—and an unforgettable celebrity encounter that rewired Oso’s childhood.

Cover Inspo:

The Old Minnesota State Flag:

Deemed problematic and updated in 2023 to..

The New Minnesota State Flag:

THE POLLY KLAAS / WINONA RYDER PRIMER:

Winona Ryder for Rolling Stone (shot by Joe McNally, not Terry Richardson), September 1994

Polly Klaas went missing, abducted from a slumber party during a home invasion in 1993:

Winona Ryder, a Petaluma-native, became an advocate for the missing teen during the search. She even has an entry in the Polly Klaas wikipedia (a surprisingly thin article imo).

Entertainment Weekly, 1993:

“Winona Ryder being comforted by Joe Klaas, grandfather of Polly Klaas” (Wtf)

Winona Ryder joins the search party for Polly Klaas, 1993. She is pictured with her friend and mentor, Robert Rich, former VP of PR for Marc Jacobs.

Another shot from the Rolling Stone shoot:

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THE GUY IN THE SPOT (OR, THE SECOND ICESTAFARIAN THEOPHANY OF PAUL J. HALCYON)

Poolhouse walks into the freezing night to confront the Watcher in the Woods once more. The Watcher is a silent, unjudging presence with red eyes and a long memory, from whom Poolhouse receives a cryptic transmission: Don’t forget. What unfolds is a chilly meditation on Edenic loss, octolectical bondage, amnesia after the Fall, and the collective human experience of time as a looping ritual of transfiguration—a ceremonial process the latest Here Comes the Backlash era represents. Within this radiotronic process, revelation precedes beginning, and the Kingdom is realized as neither ahead nor behind, but watching silently from beyond the twilight grove.

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THE AQUARIAN is a quiet transmission from inside the crystal, where Poolhouse speaks on alienation, surveillance, cosmic cycles, and the struggle to remain oneself in an algorithmic world.

Episode Mixtape:

Peech Boys NYC - Stay With Me (Tom Moulton Mix)

Aleems - Release Yourself (Dub Remix)

Meat Beat Manifesto - Mindstream

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