Cash and TJ talk about Tex Mex, cola wars, bulbous face, glosters, aging blankets, thin littles, drum circles, Elton John, fun juggers, toothless alligators, blue emus, and ask the question, "Where would you put your Oscar?"

Listen to this episode in the Wingman State while reading a copy of Bus Weekly, it will make you purrr......

Cash and TJ talk about stationary unicycles, business card cemeteries, Wolfgang Puck, prénatal vitamins, Captian Ahab, whale face, hemlock shots, hand washing, iPhone coasters, and ask the question, "What is your spirit liquor?" This episode will lick your soul, listen from the back of a banana seat.

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Cash and TJ talk about Twin Peaks, Green Eggs and Ham, seasonal crumpets, cake babies, pop-up books, Hallmark Original Movies, earth tours, speeding tickets, and ask the question, "What is Spike TV trying to prove?" Put both legs to sleep and listen to this episode, it will be chamber music to your ears.

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Cash and TJ talk about ninja prodigies, werewolf remedies, symbolic roses, adopted highways, snobby chopsticks, brittle people, badger sitting, elbow butter, secret operations, snipple whips, and ask the question, "Is TJ an idiot savant?" No fruits were abused in the recording of this historic podcast.

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Cash and TJ talk about James Bond, bobblehead girlfriends, angst-ridden superheroes, kindergarten sociopaths, restless leg dancing, bird bath lovemaking, green grape peanut butter muffins, elementary school stuntmen, the price of fame, passive resistance, and ask the question, "How grumpy was Gandhi when he got hungry?" Destroy this episode after listening, and don't ever let your X hear it.

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Cash and TJ talk about The Loch Ness Monster, Sasquatch, poison oak face, human windmills, car camping, sleepover techniques, eye blankets, energy straps, tonsils in a jar, and ask the question, "Does Yowie swing both ways?" If you're eating this episode, take little bites. This is not a drill!

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Cash and TJ talk about appliance violence, tether jacking, McFlurry mules, greatest hits albums, Marmot elbow, boring buttons, shirtless bikers, weird dreams, gift techniques and ask the question, "Can you sleep your way to the bottom?" Choose your own adventure from this episode, it's better than a strainer full of gravel.

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Cash and TJ talk about coffee addiction, national pod dump day, masturbation headaches, adult chocolate milk, esteem scales, gravel pudding parfait, prolonging your prime, Lindsey Lohan, Central America, and ask the question, "Are hostages just friends at gunpoint?" Pop open the safety seal on this hot, tasty pod and listen while enjoying a Morning Jack.

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Cash and TJ talk about The Scopebow Incident, superstitions, confessions, blowing beans, locksmith power, The Fast and Furious 6, clubbed feet, deli meats, tilt a whirls, and ask the question, "When was the last time you climbed a tree?" Listen to this episode while whipping your weeping willow with a lampshade on your head.

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Cash and TJ talk about airport tents, mud rooms, homeless hook-ups, toddler face, sleep charting, sensitive nipples, advice shows, appreciating youth, Shamrock Shakes, and ask the question,  "What's more American then a fat elbow?"

Listen to this porkcast in your studio apt while eating a burrito as big as your head.....

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