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Cast Iron Brains returns to its rightful place atop your CIB feed with nearly a whole damn hour of yapping about college football before we get to explaining our new daily podcast offering The Morning Press, George Santos getting the boot from Congress, the Billboard Hot 100 Game, and plenty of other silliness. Listen, if you must! Has something we said, or failed to say, made you FEEL something? You can tell us all about it on Facebook or Twitter, leave a comment on the show’s page on our website, or you can send us an email here. Enjoy!

Show Rundown
Open — Georgia loses to Alabama and FSU loses to the College Football Playoff Committee, chaos reign supreme
55:38 — Introducing The Morning Press
1:07:28 — George Santos is expelled from Congress
1:22:26 — Mark Strassman goes four obits in three minutes, can he Get Off a Good One?
1:28:15 — The Billboard Hot 100 Game takes us back to Twenty-Oh-Nigh-ine, when we were young
1:41:29 — The Distraction dudes are just fine with jailing people they don’t like for saying bad things online
1:48:06 — A very brief mention of the Word of the Year
1:48:32 — Wrap-up! Silent Night, Spirited Away, and A Christmas Story

Relevant Linkage can be found at the page for this episode on our website at https://www.brainiron.com/podcast/episode0169

The Morning Press is eleven minutes or less of the news of the day, and is a production of the BrainIron dot com multinational media empire. Please direct comments and complaints to [email protected], or visit the website at www.brainiron.com. For a transcript of today’s episode and links to the stories referenced, find The Morning Press at brainiron.substack.com. Have a wonderful day.

The Morning Press is eleven minutes or less of the news of the day, and is a production of the BrainIron dot com multinational media empire. Please direct comments and complaints to [email protected], or visit the website at www.brainiron.com. Have a wonderful day.

The Morning Press is eleven minutes or less of the news of the day, and is a production of the BrainIron dot com multinational media empire. Please direct comments and complaints to [email protected], or visit the website at www.brainiron.com. Have a wonderful day.

The Morning Press is eleven minutes or less of the news of the day, and is a production of the BrainIron dot com multinational media empire. Please direct comments and complaints to [email protected], or visit the website at www.brainiron.com. Have a wonderful day.

The Morning Press is eleven minutes or less of the news of the day, and is a production of the BrainIron dot com multinational media empire. Please direct comments and complaints to [email protected], or visit the website at www.brainiron.com. Have a wonderful day.

The only English-language podcast of pure repute lands atop your feed today with Thanksgiving reminiscences, Republicans confused about where the Rainbow Bridge leads, and plenty of college football talk, along with the rest of the news of the week and our various silly games and asides. Listen, if you must! Has something we said, or failed to say, made you FEEL something? You can tell us all about it on Facebook or Twitter, leave a comment on the show’s page on our website, or you can send us an email here. Enjoy!

Show Rundown
Open — Thanksgiving recap, Obnoxious American Edition
14:38 — Pop Quiz, Hotshot!
18:30 — Who Gives a Shit News: the Rainbow Bridge car crash; Freddie deBoer; Disney box office problems; Google account deletions; the Israel/Hamas pause; the shooting in Vermont and a rehash of the hate crimes question
1:03:43 — Cast Iron Balls: Colts owner Jim Irsay says something silly on television; the college football news of the week
1:42:40 — The Billboard Hot 100 Game: 2023 vs. 1988!
1:52:40 — Wrap-up! Napoleon; new and new to us music; other odds and ends

Relevant Linkage can be found at the page for this episode on our website at https://www.brainiron.com/podcast/episode0168