Pearl necklaces??? Anita is clearly a woman of high standards in the streets and in bed. This week we discuss how Samia is no longer celibate, pearl necklaces, safe words and nail breaking sex as Samia and Anita get to know each other more by answering the following questions:

1)Describe your first experience giving or receiving head. 

2)What's your least favourite sexual position and why? 

3)Which sex scene did you ever watch and actually ended up enacting?

4)What age group of men are the best at fucking and why?

5)Have you ever used a safe word during your sexual experiences? What was it and what were you doing? 

6)Have you ever masturbated in front of a guy or has a guy ever masturbated in front of you? If yes, what was it like and if no, why not??

Send us your answers via DM or respond with an audio message via Anchor. Enjoy!

Anita and Samia can collectively say that in the years of our sexual journey there are orgasms that we have had with tools that are manufactured in a lab and no human can compare. Has your mom ever stolen your vibrator? Have you ever cum so hard your roommate heard and laughed from the other room? No? Just us?

This week we share our experiences with sex toys with a special guest who gave his input and reacted to our experiences. 

Hope this encourages you to dump him and buy a wand. 

"Did you cum?" is a question too many women have heard and are fed up with hearing after mediocre sex. 

Sometimes it's acts of god and the bed breaks or aunt flo visits unexpectedly. Other times we meet people that just don't do it for us or unfortunately it's because, in a patriarchal system, we didn't know pleasure was for women too.

We rebuke bad sex here. May the Goddesses grace you with the best sexual partners from now. Amen.   

For those of you that heard the first version of this unfortunate episode last season, I (Samia) apologize. I have redeemed myself, I am no longer a simp.

The first rule of hoeing is "Thou shall not catcheth feelings" but we have all broken this rule. We move from emotionless sex passionate beings to people who sit by the phone waiting for someone to say "hey" after leaving us on "read" for 3 months. 

Why do we catch feelings? Because we are human, with very human emotions and needs. We grow fond of people, we enjoy the way they make us feel, laugh and before we know it, we want more. And that's perfectly fine.