In the Middle Ages, women allegedly wore chastity belts to prevent them from fucking until they were married. In 2021, hoes have created their own “chastity belts” to stop them from fucking certain men/women or to give our punani’s a well deserved vacation ☺️♥️. So what is yours? Granny panties? Karura forest?? A state of mind?? Let’s hear it

How did you first discover masturbation? Was it after watching porn? Did the bright lights from orgasm heaven shine on you and ask you to seek pleasure between your legs? Or did a dastardly handsome duke ask you to touch yourself? Did you ever discover how to pleasure yourself? We did and our experiences were all different. So relax, close your eyes and let's take you to a time we discovered self pleasure.

Have you ever been caught butt naked fucking by a friend or family member? Have you ever felt like begging the gods for the power of invisibility? Well we have. Welcome to season 3 bitches!

There are three things we would not recommend you do sober, 1. Twerking upside down 2. attempting to sing work by Rihanna at talent show and 3. Giving a strip dance. If you are anything like us who are terribly shy at giving strip dances in private, you will need lots of vodka, gin and a phone call from your girls hyping you up. And once you've stocked up on some good old courage, please try not to fucking fall and embarrass us. We hate to do this but this is our last episode this season. You guys have been fucking amazing, we can't wait for y'all to hear what season 3 has in stock for you. But first, let's get stripping.

Ever fantasized about opening the door for your partner in sexy lingerie (Savage manties😉) pushing them to the wall, going on your knees and reminding them of the heaven your lips and tongue bring? Dragging them to bed and fucking them so good that they hand over all their worldly possessions to you, including that piece of land in the village that their ancestors have been fighting over since 1815? Ever gotten the courage to play some Beyoncé and dance for your partner only for them to ask why you are having a seizure? Do you just want to stop being shy and be the Rihanna of your Sexual fantasies and fuck your partner fifty ways to Sunday? Well, we gatchu. Our sex Guru Ann is here with very simple, fun and sexy tips to help you. So calm down, breathe, grab some wine and let our smooth talking, easy cussing Guru speak to your soul.

Toys stuck in your booty? Wondering how many sexual partners is too much? Get some popcorn and your fingers ready; this week we join Dr Samia as she answers some of your burning sex questions 🔥

She also answers a few personal questions about her own sex life 👀

this one is an interesting one, so grab your headsets, pretend to be working and try not to get hard/wet. If you are new here, we advice you don't play this on loud speaker. Enjoy 😘

This is our last episode this month and we decided to leave yall with some much needed skills. Its time to lick that ass, suck that dick and eat that sexy pussy like a pro. If you can't do it right after this don't worry, the Masterclass will definitely continue. See you in two weeks❤️

What do you do when you are about to have a one night stand? 1. Pray that this person isn't a spiritualist who thanks the ancestors before cuming? 2. Pray they arent the religious type who asks you to bath after sex to wash away your sins? 3. Pray they don't read the news while giving you head? You can never know what they will do but let us tell you what you can do.

Fucking can be great, but fucking the same way, same place and with the same old routine can really get boring no matter how great the sex is. So we are here as your fairy sex godmothers to give you tips on: Spontaneous sex, Setting the mood and disrupting your partner so bad they cum in their pants. Let's get fucking loves❤️