Categorical Oracle

Join us as we fry up some overwrought conspiracy theories around characters from commercials that no one has thought about in like, 30 years.

Summer’s here folks, which (normally) means baseball. But since baseball’s boring, let’s talk about the the heroes who run around in foam costumes and do everything they can to keep us engaged.

This time around we reminisce about celebrity scandals from days gone by

This time around we’ll be looking at the back-end (wink) of our list of James Bond theme songs.

What good is espionage without a sweet soundtrack? Luckily, James Bond, that most iconic of spy series, has never forced us to ask that question. Join the Oracles as they take a look at half of the James Bond theme songs and make sure to come back next time when they wrap things up.

Join us for some herpetological haha’s as we attempt to sort out some of the more unusual looking snakes in honor of St. Patricks day…kind of?

We’re back from break, and boy have we had time form some opinions on soap.

Once in a lifetime something truly original is made by combining existing clips from a Japanese TV show with new footage of attractive people doing high kicks. When that happens, the only thing to do is copy it as many times as possible in as many ways as possible in ways that just might make a child pay attention.

Sit back and join the Oracles as they dig into some of the more interesting attempts to cash in on the earning power of the Power Rangers.

Got $755 to drop on a pot? Then have we got a show for you.

Join the Oracles as they explore the first generation of Beanie Babies and engage in some Presidentially themed animal marketing