Catford 6699

Catford 6699

By Charles Armstrong and Annie AldingtonComedy
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Catford 6699 episodes

  • Tennis

    Mum explains the history of tennis to Dad and how the French used to use baguettes as racquets. Dad wants to be a ball boy to meet Venus Williams. 

    Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie Aldington


    Cast: 

    Dad…….Charles Armstrong

    Mum……Annie Aldington


    Production and editing by Joseph Degnan


    Podcast Artwork: callmefred.com


    Music: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 


    5 min
  • Artificial Intelligence

    Dad wonders where he can buy artificial intelligence to help him with the pub quiz. Mum thinks her brain will be cloned for her specialist knowledge of Aidan Turner.

    Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie Aldington


    Cast: 

    Dad…….Charles Armstrong

    Mum……Annie Aldington


    Production and editing by Joseph Degnan


    Podcast Artwork: callmefred.com


    Music: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 


    5 min
  • Social Media

    Mum creates a specialist Facebook group for Aidan Turner fans. Dad wants to boost his social media presence to meet Naomi Campbell.

    Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie Aldington


    Cast: 

    Dad…….Charles Armstrong

    Mum……Annie Aldington


    Production and editing by Joseph Degnan


    Podcast Artwork: callmefred.com


    Music: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 

    6 min
  • Archeology

    Mum explains the cultural significance of discovering ancient artefacts. Dad wonders if he could flog them on Ebay. 


    Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie Aldington

    Cast: 

    Dad…….Charles Armstrong

    Mum……Annie Aldington


    Production and editing by Joseph Degnan



    Podcast Artwork: callmefred.com



    Music: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 


    5 min
  • War

    Mum imagines herself as Boudicca and Dad wonders if Hitler would have taken over the Catford Palais if he'd won World War 2


    Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie Aldington


    Cast: 

    Dad…….Charles Armstrong

    Mum……Annie Aldington


    Production and editing by Joseph Degnan


    Podcast Artwork: callmefred.com

    Music: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 


    5 min
  • Cooking

    Mum and Dad discuss what their last meals would be if they were about to get their heads chopped off.

    Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie Aldington

    Cast: 

    Dad…….Charles Armstrong

    Mum……Annie Aldington


    Production and editing by Joseph Degnan


    Podcast Artwork: callmefred.com


    Music: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 

    6 min
  • Fashion

     Dad plans to design a clothes range for his cats.

    Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie Aldington

    Cast: 

    Dad…….Charles Armstrong

    Mum……Annie Aldington

    Production and editing by Joseph Degnan

    Podcast Artwork: callmefred.com

    Music: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 

    7 min
  • Solar System

    Dad and Mum discuss Astronomy. Dad wants to go into Space and run a circus. Mum wants to go to Cornwall and stalk Aiden Turner. 


    Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie Aldington

    Cast: 

    Dad…….Charles Armstrong

    Mum……Annie Aldington

    Production and editing by Joseph Degnan

    Podcast Artwork: callmefred.com

    Music: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 

    7 min
  • The Meaning of Life

    Mum explains her theory of reincarnation to Dad, and tells him one of his cats could be Jack the Ripper.


    Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie Aldington

    Cast: 

    Dad…….Charles Armstrong

    Mum……Annie Aldington

    Production and editing by Joseph Degnan

    Podcast Artwork: callmefred.com

    Music: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 

    9 min
  • Sex

    Mum yearns for old fashioned true romance and dad wants to join a sex cult.

    Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie Aldington


    Cast: 

    Dad…….Charles Armstrong

    Mum……Annie Aldington


    Production and editing by Joseph Degnan


    Podcast Artwork: callmefred.com


    Music: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 


    7 min

About Catford 6699

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After 40 years of marriage Mum and Dad divorced. Mum was left holding the baby (Joanie, 40) while Dad set up an award-winning cattery with his new love. Despite this, Mum and Dad speak on the phone…