Cellulose Free

Cellulose Free

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Cellulose Free episodes

  • Bumblebee

    This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 2018 science fiction action film, Bumblebee.
    Thomas spends time on an Archipelago ( https://archipelago.gg/ ), where he contracts a facial growth. Colin underestimates the number of Twentieth Century Aussie Burger Kings, and puts his Angry Eyes on.

    • Thomas' wonderful wanderings photos: https://misc.tantusar.au/clf/212/
    • The reign of the King of Burgers becomes even murkier in Australia, as Jack continues to be Hungry: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burger_King_Corporation_v_Hungry_Jack%27s_Pty_Ltd
    • Word Association Football: https://youtu.be/WwdYCX60GRk

    You can find us on Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd
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    We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: ⁠https://mymovies.dk/
    ⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises 

    ⁠[HI-CLF-0212]

    44 min
  • We're All Gonna Die

    This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 2024 sci-fi comedy film, We're All Gonna Die.
    (Why is there no Wikipedia page for this film?!?)
    Colin and Thomas celebrate watching THREE HUNDRED films together in their two podcasts, Still Under Wraps and Cellulose Free! Thomas writes some correspondence. Colin hits a dead end.

    Bald Eagle, or Red Tailed Hawk? https://youtu.be/R1GpkemCSoE

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    You can find us on Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd
    Or on Facebook: ⁠https://facebook.com/groups/203356711462052

    We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: ⁠https://mymovies.dk/
    ⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises 

    ⁠[HI-CLF-0211]

    38 min
  • The Beekeeper (2024)

    This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 2024 action thriller film, The Beekeeper.
    Thomas flogs almost-dead laptops. Colin realises Thomas has watched Rise of Skywalker twice as many times as he has. To one-up Thomas' cruelty antics, Colin hits twenty-five volunteers. And, as a reminder, parkrun is a RUN (or walk), NOT A RACE!

    You can find us on Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd⁠
    Or on Facebook: ⁠https://facebook.com/groups/203356711462052⁠

    We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: ⁠https://mymovies.dk/
    ⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises 

    ⁠[HI-CLF-0210]

    44 min
  • Herbie Goes Bananas

    This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 1980 American adventure comedy film, Herbie Goes Bananas.
    Thomas has dramas. Colin has dramas. We all have dramas! But weeeeeee're baaaaaack!

    You can find us on Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd⁠
    Or on Facebook: ⁠https://facebook.com/groups/203356711462052⁠

    We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: ⁠https://mymovies.dk/
    ⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises 

    ⁠[HI-CLF-0209]

    41 min
  • War of the Worlds (2005)

    This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 2005 American science fiction action thriller film, War of the Worlds.
    Thomas does a *tiny* amount of cheating. He *loves* a medium-difficulty puzzle. Thomas becomes a footnote in Australia's History! Colin, in a rookie move, gets Pre-Polling mixed up with Opinion Polling. He visits the Jewel in the Crown of Clarence!

    • Colin was mistaking the game The Talos Principle for the game The Witness.
    • What The War of the Worlds Had to Do with Tasmania: https://daily.jstor.org/what-the-war-of-the-world-had-to-do-with-tasmania/

    You can find us on Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd⁠
    Or on Facebook: ⁠https://facebook.com/groups/203356711462052⁠

    We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: ⁠https://mymovies.dk/
    ⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises 

    ⁠[HI-CLF-0208]

    42 min
  • Now You See Me: Now You Don't

    This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 2025 American heist film, Now You See Me: Now You Don't.
    Thomas tackles The Talos Principle: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Talos_Principle He makes a bold and startling confession. Colin also makes a Disclosure.

    The SEVEN horsemen of the apocalypse: https://moadoph.gov.au/explore/behind-the-lines/2023-all-fun-and-games/political-cartoonist-of-the-year-2023/horses-for  

    You can find us on Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd⁠
    Or on Facebook: ⁠https://facebook.com/groups/203356711462052⁠

    We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: ⁠https://mymovies.dk/
    ⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises 

    ⁠[HI-CLF-0207]

    27 min
  • Mission to Mars

    This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 2000 American science fiction adventure, Mission to Mars.
    Thomas fails to think about the Roman Empire, but manages to drain the swamp. Colin shows his deep understanding of water utility infrastructure by expertly stating that "Any rain that goes into it is going to... go into it." He also narrowly avoids an art heist, and falls asleep seventeen times whilst editing this episode!

    • A bit about the new section of Waterworks/Pipeline Track (complete with over-the-top Doof-Doof music!): https://bicyclenetwork.com.au/newsroom/2025/10/31/pipeline-track-improves-flow-with-new-link/
    • The Whipple Shield (Thomas failed to mention that there is also a variation called  stuffed Whipple shields!) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whipple_shield
    • Ennio Morricone's The Mission soundtrack was nominated for an Academy Award in 1987 (beaten by Herbie Hancock's Round Midnight) and won the Golden Globe Award for Best Original Score and the BAFTA Award for Best Music. 

    You can find us on Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd⁠
    Or on Facebook: ⁠https://facebook.com/groups/203356711462052

    We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: ⁠https://mymovies.dk/
    ⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises 

    ⁠[HI-CLF-0206]

    50 min
  • Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo

    This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 1977 American sports adventure comedy film, Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo. 

    Thomas discovers that life is, in fact, just an amazing digital circus:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Amazing_Digital_Circus
    Colin didn't mean to go to sea! He did, indeed, mean Latitude.

    The Erzberg Rodeo: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erzberg_Rodeo
    The footrace Colin was trying to think of, that has come up in a previous podcast episode, is the Barkley Marathons, aka "The Race That Eats Its Young": https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barkley_Marathons
    Dark Mofo winter solstice swim in Hobart: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-06-21/thousands-take-a-nude-plunge-at-dark-mofo-festival-in-hobart/105441808

    You can find us on Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd⁠
    Or on Facebook: ⁠https://facebook.com/groups/203356711462052⁠

    We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: ⁠https://mymovies.dk/
    ⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises 

    ⁠[HI-CLF-0205]

    38 min
  • Red Planet

    This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 2000 science fiction action film, Red Planet.
    In this rare, mongrel-free episode, Thomas finally admits to the poorness of his Flemish. He finds a surgical solution to De Mol on his chin, and makes Colin feel guilt. Colin goes from playing a game of cat and mouse, to a "game" of Colin being Fox against the Hounds- and The Field, and the Field Master, First Flight (or Thrusters), Second Flight, and Third Flight (or Hilltoppers)! 

    I Bet You They Won't Play This Song On The Radio : https://youtu.be/WTzM3NnjUuw
    e of pi is reminded of some short-form video he saw of a comedian singing a song about where films might be streaming: https://www.tiktok.com/@frizfrizzle/video/7244473197880528155

    You can find us on Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd⁠
    Or on Facebook: ⁠https://facebook.com/groups/203356711462052⁠

    We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: ⁠https://mymovies.dk/
    ⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

    ⁠[HI-CLF-0204]

    52 min
  • Now You See Me 2

    This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 2016 American heist film, Now You See Me 2. 
    Thomas immerses himself deeply in Tracy Chapman's 1988 debut single, and dismisses option four, risking the fragile Human/Kaiju balance in the process. Colin somehow finds himself as a member of a polycule, whilst simultaneously remaining strictly monogamous to his wonderful wife.

    The West Wing ran over 7 Seasons (154 episodes) from September 22, 1999, to May 14, 2006. It received a multitude of accolades, including two Peabody Awards, three Golden Globe Awards, and 26 Primetime Emmy Awards, including four consecutive wins for Outstanding Drama Series (2000—2003). 

    You can find us on Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd⁠
    Or on Facebook: ⁠https://facebook.com/groups/203356711462052⁠

    We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: ⁠https://mymovies.dk/
    ⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

    ⁠[HI-CLF-0203]

    42 min

About Cellulose Free

From the publisher's feed

After completing their backlog of unwatched DVDs and Blu Rays, Colin and Thomas branch out into films they've already seen.