Cellulose Free

Cellulose Free

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Cellulose Free episodes

  • Hobbs & Shaw

    This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 2019 American buddy action comedy film, Hobbs & Shaw (also known as Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw).
    Thomas swindles Colin out of a Boysenberry Choc Top. He becomes a Pastafarian. Colin tells a furphy.  Thomas' tablet is possessed by Bacterial Poltergeists. Colin gets obsessively caught up with trying to "Universal Translator" this episode.

    Colin was NOT imagining Chris Evan's fisherman sweater: https://ktslowcloset.com/2019/12/11/knit-the-look-the-knives-out-fisherman-sweater/

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    We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: ⁠https://mymovies.dk/
    ⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

    ⁠[HI-CLF-0183]

    39 min
  • The Amateur (2025)

    This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 2025 American action thriller film, The Amateur.
    Is this week's episode "Short and Sweet" or "Short and Sour"? Thomas gets into a lather and has to hose off.  Colin is savagely attacked, and plunges into waters unknown (and cold!) Thomas foolishly tries to alter the format. Today's secret word is tergiversate.

    Macquarie Harbour is Australia's second largest natural harbour, after Port Phillip Bay in Victoria. This vast waterway is six times the size of Sydney Harbour. 
    "The West Coast of Tasmania is a brutally beautiful, but savagely "don't turn your back on me, Scar" unforgiving place. It tried to eat me! " -Colin

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    ⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

    ⁠[HI-CLF-0182]

    32 min
  • The Fate of the Furious

    This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 2017 action film, The Fate of the Furious (also known as F8, F8: The Fate of the Furious, or Fast & Furious 8).
    Thomas deals with electrical matters. Colin goes on the run. (Mainland: Large island North of Tasmania.) 

    Sesame Street: Happy Furry Monsters Song with R.E.M: https://youtu.be/J9G1FhQUnSo

    "It's a very pretty film." With an estimated production budget of up to $270 million, as one of the most expensive films ever made, it should -at least- be pretty. 
    One of the production companies for this film, China Film Group Corporation (CFGC), is the largest, most influential film enterprise in China, owned by the Central Publicity Department of the Chinese Communist Party.

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    We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: ⁠https://mymovies.dk/
    ⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

    ⁠[HI-CLF-0181]

    47 min
  • Black Bag

    This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 2025 American spy thriller film, Black Bag.
    Thomas picks his day to be peopled in Salamanca: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salamanca_Market
    Colin displays his deep botanical expertise by explaining how Tomato Plants lose their will to live. He also faces one of his greatest fears!

    SOD OFF definition and meaning | Collins English Dictionary
    verb (intr, adverb; usually imperative) slang, mainly British to go away; depart. USAGE The phrase sod off was formerly considered to be vulgar and even taboo.

    My goodness! I think I only knew about 10% of this amazing man's life! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Cundall

    Thomas' Voronoi diagram calendar (It looks like soap bubbles to me!): https://misc.tantusar.au/clf/180/calendar.jpg 

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    Or on Facebook: ⁠https://facebook.com/groups/203356711462052⁠

    We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: ⁠https://mymovies.dk/
    ⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

    ⁠[HI-CLF-0180]

    59 min
  • Hundreds of Beavers

    This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 2022 American independent slapstick comedy film, Hundreds of Beavers. 
    Thomas has a Thoroughly Disappointing Software Experience™. Colin isn't conned by chemtrail conspiracies. Colin DID say Superman & Lois first! (Tyler Hoechlin https://ew.com/actors-who-played-superman-11775389 ) 

    The problematic Tasman Bridge Gantries can be seen here: https://www.reddit.com/r/hobart/comments/1974jd9/tasman_bridge_stupidity/
    The "fine" efforts of the work experience kid can be seen here  https://www.transport.tas.gov.au/roadworks/current_projects/south_road_projects/tasman_bridge_pathways_upgrade  , under "View the designs".

    Check out the Hey Check It Out Podcast here: https://tiltyhouse.com/hey-check-it-out/

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    Or on Facebook: ⁠https://facebook.com/groups/203356711462052⁠

    We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: ⁠https://mymovies.dk/
    ⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

    ⁠[HI-CLF-0179]

    39 min
  • World War Z

    This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 2013 American action horror film, World War Z. 
    Thomas abandons his long affinity towards Blaseball, for its lesser-known knock-off. Colin gets a statistical and "World Series" bee in his bonnet. He also demonstrates his vast knowledge as to the source of infectious diseases.

    it seems that the Audio may have been a streaming version thing: https://www.avforums.com/reviews/world-war-z-extended-action-cut-blu-ray-review.9325/#:~:text=good%20than%20bad.-,Sound,the%20more%20noisy%20set%2Dpieces.
    Let's celebrate International Plasma Awareness Week! https://www.idfa.org.au/celebrating-international-plasma-awareness-week/

    You can find us on Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd⁠
    Or on Facebook: ⁠https://facebook.com/groups/203356711462052⁠

    We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: ⁠https://mymovies.dk/
    ⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

    ⁠[HI-CLF-0178]

    49 min
  • (Fast and) Furious 7

    This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 2015 action film, Furious 7 (also known as Fast & Furious 7). 

    Thomas fails to make a stand. Colin gets attacked by a bike. You WON'T BELIEVE what happens next!

    You can find us on Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd⁠
    Or on Facebook: ⁠https://facebook.com/groups/203356711462052⁠

    We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: ⁠https://mymovies.dk/
    ⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

    ⁠[HI-CLF-0177]

    47 min
  • The Rock

    This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 1996 American action thriller film, The Rock.
    Thomas has a hole in his soul. Colin falls on his sword. Thomas has a close encounter of the eight-legged kind.

    The gorgeous Australian Huntsman Spider: https://youtu.be/dGEo95H1bk4
    How to Be a Perfect Person in Just Three Days (1984): https://youtu.be/weMvMaOXOMM

    You can find us on Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd⁠
    Or on Facebook: ⁠https://facebook.com/groups/203356711462052⁠

    We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: ⁠https://mymovies.dk/
    ⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

    ⁠[HI-CLF-0176]

    45 min
  • Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

    This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 1969 American Western buddy film, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
    Thomas continues to be malaised (Copilot AI states: Since malaise itself is a symptom and not a disease, persistent or severe malaise should be evaluated by a healthcare professional to identify the underlying cause.) Colin ends up with his own surprise half marathon.

    "South American Getaway" (Dabadabada chase music): https://youtu.be/493-pTRNNxk
    *Spoiler* How they did the closing freeze-frame zoom out (pretty much how Colin ended up having it sorted in his brain): https://youtu.be/fDwXOzSxU6Y&t=2357

    You can find us on Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd⁠
    Or on Facebook: ⁠https://facebook.com/groups/203356711462052⁠

    We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: ⁠https://mymovies.dk/
    ⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

    ⁠[HI-CLF-0175]

    34 min
  • Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

    This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 2003 American epic period war-drama, Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World.
    Thomas doesn't pick at the scabs. He learns to adapt upwards! Colin avoids the Rapture by unorthodox means.

    Colin FINALLY clicks as to WHO the traffic cone in the front yard reminds him of: https://arthur.fandom.com/wiki/Nadine_Flumberghast/Gallery (Ah! Yes. -Ed.)
    And in the process, discovers a shocking truth about DW: https://www.npr.org/2021/07/18/1016876651/podcast-arthur--tv-show-dw-boys-voice-actors

    The Best Film (as well as numerous other categories) Oscar for 2003 went to The Return of the King.

    You can find us on Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd⁠
    Or on Facebook: ⁠https://facebook.com/groups/203356711462052⁠

    We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: ⁠https://mymovies.dk/
    ⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

    ⁠[HI-CLF-0174]

    42 min

About Cellulose Free

From the publisher's feed

After completing their backlog of unwatched DVDs and Blu Rays, Colin and Thomas branch out into films they've already seen.