Cellulose Free

Cellulose Free

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Cellulose Free episodes

  • The Old Guard (2020)

    This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 2020 American superhero film, The Old Guard.
    Thomas finishes two sets of Blueprints. Colin misremembers: The "Bad Guy" in the Famous Five was NOT a Harry Potter Alumni, but a Game of Thrones Alumni! He is also most apologetic for not formally greeting e of pi.

    An explainer of the Great Australian Democracy Sausage: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democracy_sausage

    You can find us on Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd⁠
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    We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: ⁠https://mymovies.dk/
    ⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

    ⁠[HI-CLF-0163]

    34 min
  • The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

    This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 1948 American neo-western film, The Treasure of the Sierra Madre.
    Colin gets a bit quirky. Thomas gets wrapped up in Blueprints and Explainers. He also completely misses what is arguably Australia's most recognised bird.

    The number 1.37:1 refers to the Academy ratio (not "Cinema Ratio", as Colin foolishly calls it), a standard aspect ratio for film that was widely used from the 1930s to the 1950s.

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    We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: ⁠https://mymovies.dk/
    ⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

    ⁠[HI-CLF-0162]

    26 min
  • The Fast And The Furious: Tokyo Drift

    This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 2006 action film, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift.
    Thomas gets lost in the Northern Suburbs. Colin discovers muscles he never knew he had, and the pair may or may not have had cake - for extra-special reasons they totally fail to disclose! Colin loses his left kidney.

    According to movie-locations.com, "Apart from scene-setting, though, most of the film was shot around LA. The vast garage with the spiral ramp, where Sean gets to meet all the kids, is Hawthorne Plaza Mall, Hawthorne Boulevard at 120th Street, Hawthorne, to the south of Los Angeles (those nighttime views over ‘Tokyo’ from the garage roof were added digitally)." https://movie-locations.com/movies/f/Fast-And-The-Furious-Tokyo-Drift.php
    Looking at google maps, the carpark of the mall - abandoned since 1999 - is only four levels high, so although the scene WAS all filmed here (not two different carparks) there was some "playing" with carpark heights! https://maps.app.goo.gl/TkbXzhMroDMhDuc16

    You can find us on Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd⁠
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    We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: ⁠https://mymovies.dk/
    ⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

    ⁠[HI-CLF-0161]

    34 min
  • Jumper

    This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 2008 American science fiction action film, Jumper.
    Thomas buys socks, and Colin misnames the ball of the foot, because he ain't got no sole. Colin also realises that he'd missed a comment on last weeks episode: Sorry ★Katelyn★!
    Even though it received negative reviews from critics, Jumper was a box office success making $225M WW on an $85M budget.

    You can find us on Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd⁠
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    We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: ⁠https://mymovies.dk/
    ⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

    ⁠[HI-CLF-0160]

    34 min
  • Ad Astra

    This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 2019 science fiction film, Ad Astra. Wikipedia says the writer/director "wanted to feature "the most realistic depiction of space travel that's been put in a movie"".
    Thomas goes for a walk. Colin goes for a crawl, and gets his wires crossed.

    Venus is about 0.000004228 light years away from Earth.
    "Over" and "Out": a bugbear: https://www.tastesofhistory.co.uk/post/dispelling-some-myths-over-and-out
    That whole "Shadow speed due to speed of planet rotation?" Mars' day is about 40 minutes LONGER than Earth.

    You can find us on Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd⁠
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    We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: ⁠https://mymovies.dk/
    ⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

    ⁠[HI-CLF-0159]

    37 min
  • The Electric State

    This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 2025 American science fiction action-adventure film, The Electric State.
    Thomas rewrites the lyrics of Slade's epic rock-y Scottish Jig - although Colin prefers GBS's cover. (Well yeah, that's Thomas' reference point, too. -Ed.) Colin makes toast and waffles.
    Australia's disappearing Gerry: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2011-11-02/a-beginners-guide-to-gerrymandering/9389878

    Our original Podcast, "Still Under Wraps", can be found here, or wherever you get your mediocre podcasts from: https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/stillunderwraps

    You can find us on Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd⁠
    Or on Facebook: ⁠https://facebook.com/groups/203356711462052⁠

    We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: ⁠https://mymovies.dk/
    ⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

    ⁠[HI-CLF-0158]

    45 min
  • 2 Fast 2 Furious

    This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 2003 action film, 2 Fast 2 Furious.
    Thomas has an amazing adventure you won't want to miss. Colin dons Urban Camo on his Camera. They get into some deep theological musings. SHOCKER ALERT: Thomas actually gives this film A SCORE!!!

    You can find us on Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd⁠
    Or on Facebook: ⁠https://facebook.com/groups/203356711462052⁠

    We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: ⁠https://mymovies.dk/
    ⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

    ⁠[HI-CLF-0157]

    38 min
  • Starship Troopers

    This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 1997 American science fiction action film, Starship Troopers.
    Thomas increases his Calcium intake using Dinosaur bones. Colin raises his outlook. He also loses track of the number of times he mis-names this week's movie.

    You can find us on Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd⁠
    Or on Facebook: ⁠https://facebook.com/groups/203356711462052⁠

    We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: ⁠https://mymovies.dk/
    ⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

    ⁠[HI-CLF-0156]

    32 min
  • Argo (2012)

    This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 2012 American thriller film, Argo.
    Thomas goes MAGA... No... MAGAT... No... TMAG! Colin walks the bridge.
    Mexico/Middle East Colour Grade (not the video Colin watched recently, but this covers it well): https://youtu.be/Xcz6_h-isjk

    *ERRATA* Throughout one of Colin's stories (you'll know the one) replace all uses of "Iranian Hostages" with "American Hostages"; it will then make far more sense!
    The term "closed captions" indicates that the captions are not visible until activated by the viewer, usually via the remote control or menu option. On the other hand, the terms open, burned-in, baked on, hard-coded, or simply hard indicate that the captions are visible to all viewers as they are embedded in the video. It should also be noted that Subtitles are a form of captioning used to translate the audio dialogue from one language into another. Simply put, subtitles translate a video's language into another. On the other hand, Closed Captions are in the same language as the original audio.

    You can find us on Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd⁠
    Or on Facebook: ⁠https://facebook.com/groups/203356711462052⁠

    We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: ⁠https://mymovies.dk/
    ⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

    ⁠[HI-CLF-0155]

    43 min
  • The Creator (2023)

    This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 2023 American science fiction action film, The Creator.
    Thomas does a Forest Gump and then pivots to become a Wizard Who Must Not Be Named. Colin is prompted to call out "Vive la France!" in public.

    BFDI:TPOT 16: The Power of Four: https://youtu.be/JqmI70XeC04
    WOLF 359 is a radio drama in the tradition of Golden Age of Radio shows. Set on board the U.S.S. Hephaestus space station, the dysfunctional crew deals with daily life-or-death emergencies, while searching for signs of alien life and discovering there might be more to their mission than they thought. https://wolf359.fm/
    Antony Green: https://youtu.be/qBQrhcMZr5U

    You can find us on Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd⁠
    Or on Facebook: ⁠https://facebook.com/groups/203356711462052⁠

    We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: ⁠https://mymovies.dk/
    ⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

    ⁠[HI-CLF-0154]

    32 min

About Cellulose Free

From the publisher's feed

After completing their backlog of unwatched DVDs and Blu Rays, Colin and Thomas branch out into films they've already seen.