Cellulose Free

Cellulose Free

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Cellulose Free episodes

  • The Fast and the Furious

    This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 2001 action film, The Fast and the Furious.
    Thomas Slip, Slop, Slaps (and Seeks and Slides... and Stinks and Smells!) (Original 1980 ad: https://youtu.be/b7nocIenCYg More recent revamp: https://youtu.be/FzA47J7QsVk )
    Colin takes a stonemasons' chisel to St David's Cathedral.
    Clive Palmer's "Trumpet of Parrots": https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2025/feb/19/clive-palmer-trumpet-of-patriots-ntwnfb
    From The VIBE Vault: ‘Racer X’ (The ‘Fast & Furious’ Inspiration) https://www.vibe.com/features/editorial/racer-x-rafael-estevez-kenneth-li-fast-and-furious-inspiration-may-1998-336369/
    Quick international automotive explainer: Bonnet = Hood, Boot = Trunk

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    ⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

    ⁠[HI-CLF-0153]

    51 min
  • The Others (2001)

    This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 2001 gothic supernatural psychological horror film, The Others (Spanish: Los otros).
    Thomas celebrates his Womb-Emergence Anniversary. Colin has a need; a need to pee.
    Please note: the film The Others is set on Jersey (officially the Bailiwick of Jersey), an island country in Northwestern Europe and a self-governing British Crown Dependency near the coast of north-west France. Not to be confused with New Jersey -as we did - the 3rd State admitted into the United States of America.
    Thomas' Birthday Request: https://misc.tantusar.au/clf/152/TotesRealTelegram.jpg

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    ⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

    ⁠[HI-CLF-0152]

    30 min
  • The Main Event (1979)

    This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 1979 American sports romantic comedy film, The Main Event.
    Thomas and Colin make an apology.
    Tasmanian ancient trees under threat from bushfires: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-02-06/huon-pine-grove-under-threat-by-tasmanian-bushfires/104901486

    You can find us on Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd⁠
    Or on Facebook: ⁠https://facebook.com/groups/203356711462052⁠

    We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: ⁠https://mymovies.dk/
    ⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

    ⁠[HI-CLF-0151]

    27 min
  • Sully

    This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 2016 American biographical drama film, Sully.
    Thomas loses himself on the MIT Campus, then loses his Faculties. Colin travels to Patagonia and Islas Galapagos.

    To be fair, and with humble apologies from Colin, the Hobart Hurricanes do actually appear to be made up of a goodly number of local players, with a few ring-ins - although their website does make it hard to determine those.
    See and hear the late Italian (Colin said Greek community! Well he did also speak Greek in his ads) Melbourne icon, Franco Cozzo: ⁠https://youtu.be/6aTO6Iv4f3A⁠
    And yes, Colin DID say necess-celery instead of necessary.

    You can find us on Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd⁠
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    We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: ⁠https://mymovies.dk/
    ⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

    ⁠[HI-CLF-0150]

    31 min
  • What's Up, Doc?

    This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 1972 American screwball comedy film, What's Up, Doc?
    Thomas (*checks notes*) busts up a gang, goes to mass, and makes a video about it: https://youtu.be/t9aKpQAEuuw . Colin mentions Fermat's brother, Format, and his doubly elusive theorem. He also makes a covert appearance on the local news: https://www.facebook.com/share/v/14mpWj6cHt/ at 0:46 and 1:04.

    For a permanent painful grin, here's some somewhat NSFW Make Some Noise! https://youtu.be/jAcbNm-6PEQ
    Mark Kermode's wonderful Local Hero segment on the Culture Show (Thanks, Ben!): https://youtu.be/z25fWLawYtM

    You can find us on Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd⁠
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    We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: ⁠https://mymovies.dk/
    ⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

    ⁠[HI-CLF-0149]

    29 min
  • Local Hero

    This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 1983 British comedy-drama film, Local Hero.
    Thomas makes it through by the pants of his seat. Colin goes fishing for comments.

    The Tiger Snake, found in Tasmania, ranks number ten in this list of the world's deadliest snakes: https://owlcation.com/stem/The-Worlds-Deadliest-Snakes
    Peter Capaldi was around 24 when Local Hero was filmed.

    You can find us on Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd⁠
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    We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: ⁠https://mymovies.dk/
    ⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

    ⁠[HI-CLF-0148]

    40 min
  • Next

    This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 2007 sci-fi action thriller film, Next.
    Thomas test-drives the new Cadbury Vegemite & Anchovy Chocolate Block. Colin has a startling premonition. He also gives his firstborn strict instructions as to what to do upon Colin's eventual demise. (Random, non-sponsored link: https://www.heart-in-diamond.com/news/blogpost/turn-ashes-diamonds.html )

    Cane Sugar vs HFCS: Can you tell the difference? A highly scientific study: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/coca-cola-taste-test_n_1324282

    You can find us on Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd⁠
    Or on Facebook: ⁠https://facebook.com/groups/203356711462052⁠

    We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: ⁠https://mymovies.dk/
    ⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

    ⁠[HI-CLF-0147]

    33 min
  • The Family Man

    This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 2000 American romantic fantasy comedy-drama, The Family Man.
    Thomas finds something funny on the internet; it's a Paradox... Paradox. He alienates the Joe Rogan fanpersons. Colin performs surgery.
    Colin would like to point out that, although old and decrepit, he never personally experienced smoking in cinemas; that was banned in Australia in 1935(!) for fire safety reasons. He also notes that it is "angostura", not "agnostura" (a mixer for those who believe nothing is known or can be known of the existence or nature of God.) And according to Dan Murphy, once you add in the lemonade, citrus and ice, your Lemon, Lime and Bitters will have less than 0.5% alcohol.

    Colin and Thomas do NOT use RØDE microphones to record this podcast. They DO use Audio Technica AT2020 mics, as used by Billie Eilish to record the vocals for 'Ocean Eyes'.

    You can find us on Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd⁠
    Or on Facebook: ⁠https://facebook.com/groups/203356711462052⁠

    We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: ⁠https://mymovies.dk/
    ⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

    ⁠[HI-CLF-0146]

    40 min
  • Tomorrowland

    This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 2015 American science fiction film, Tomorrowland.
    Thomas takes a journey of 365 days. Colin has a chair with his name on it. Colin waffles on for an inordinate amount of time about things that "are longer than they need to be".

    The Mysterious Benedict Society is a quartet of children's books by Trenton Lee Stewart. Each of the first three books were published annually from 2007 to 2009, with the fourth instalment following a decade later. A prequel novel detailing the backstory of Mr. Benedict was released in 2012.
    Giacchino is pronounced Giacchino.
    The Tongue Map: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tongue_map
    Sort Of Dunno Nothin' - Pete Denahy: https://youtu.be/_veIGGP1Uh4

    You can find us on Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd⁠
    Or on Facebook: ⁠https://facebook.com/groups/203356711462052⁠

    We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: ⁠https://mymovies.dk/
    ⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

    ⁠[HI-CLF-0145]

    35 min
  • Kind Hearts and Coronets

    This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 1949 British crime black comedy film, Kind Hearts and Coronets.
    Thomas plans to put off procrastinating... next week. Colin makes a startling series of discoveries - you won't believe number six!⁠

    You can find us on Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd⁠
    Or on Facebook: ⁠https://facebook.com/groups/203356711462052⁠

    We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: ⁠https://mymovies.dk/
    ⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises

    ⁠[HI-CLF-0144]

    39 min

About Cellulose Free

From the publisher's feed

After completing their backlog of unwatched DVDs and Blu Rays, Colin and Thomas branch out into films they've already seen.