CERTIFIED NONSENSE

CERTIFIED NONSENSE

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  • THE BRITISH ARE COMING BANTER AND BULLSHIT

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    THE THESHITSHOWS talk about the women's takeover of the show last week,   we answer some emails and attempt to make a soon to be fan LCA  happy or mad she spent $80 to hear a song ,  since we really are not a cover band    or a band at all.    and we discuss some BRITISH topics 

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    26 min
  • The Wild and Wacky World of Micro Wrestling

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    Join us for an unforgettable journey into the hilariously chaotic world of micro wrestling in this episode! We dive headfirst into our wild night in New Orleans, where we not only witnessed spirited competitions of pint-sized athletes but also immersed ourselves in the vibrant celebration of Mardi Gras. Our exploration takes you beyond just wrestling; it's a journey punctuated with laughter, unexpected encounters, and memorable storytelling that captures the full essence of the night.

    From the moments of high-flying wrestling stunts to our interactions post-show, you'll hear how the atmosphere electrified the crowd and turned a typical evening into something utterly extraordinary. We also cover our escapades amid the Mardi Gras celebrations, revealing how the whimsical spirit of New Orleans added a layer of excitement to our adventure. 

    Expect side-splitting tales about outrageous incidents, including peculiar news stories and humorous anecdotes that reflect the wild unpredictability of the night. This is not just another podcast episode; it’s a conversation filled with the warmth of friendship and laughter, as we dish on moments that can only be shared with good company. 

    Don’t forget to tune in, subscribe, and share your thoughts about your craziest night out—did you ever experience something as outrageous? Join the discussion and relive the laughter with us!

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    35 min
  • PODCASTS, STRIPPERS, AND COCAINE!

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    We kick off the year discussing the hilarity behind New Year’s resolutions and why we abandon them so quickly. From laugh-out-loud anecdotes to candid talks about family, health, and sports, the episode promises a relatable dive into the chaos of life and priorities.

    • Banter about time away and the need for laughs 
    • Humor around New Year’s resolutions and previous failures 
    • Discussion of common resolutions with light-hearted commentary 
    • The struggle of balancing family time and personal commitments 
    • Insights on health changes and budgeting talks 
    • Emphasis on living life fully and enjoying the journey 
    • Passionate sports talk regarding the Dallas Mavericks 
    • Final thoughts on current societal issues and listener engagement

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    34 min
  • TURKEY TROUBLES AND AXLE NUT NIGHTMARES

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    Imagine finding yourself in the midst of Thanksgiving chaos, juggling last-minute meetings and tackling unexpected car troubles, like a rogue axle nut incident that leaves you scratching your head. Join Craig and Michael as they navigate the whirlwind of holiday preparations, with Mike off busy in the kitchen. We kick off with playful banter, unexpected car conundrums, and a splash of football commentary, all while pondering the entertaining notion of our wives taking over the podcast. 

    Ever find yourself tripping over shoes left around the house? You're not alone! Craig and Stephanie share their lighthearted tales of navigating domestic challenges with their partners, adding a humorous spin to the art of non-verbal communication in relationships. From counting touches aloud to the peculiar usefulness of label makers, we're here to remind you that small gestures can have big impacts on intimacy. Plus, the joy of Thanksgiving traditions shines through, as we recount everything from squirrel gumbo to the infamous green Jello salad, guaranteeing a chuckle or two.

    Prepare to giggle as we recount culinary adventures and mishaps, such as the boiled turkey debacle, and reminisce about family gatherings evolving into intimate "family" celebrations. As anticipation for our upcoming Mexico trip builds, we're all about vow renewals, beachside relaxation, and the hilarity of seating arrangements on the plane. With gratitude in our hearts, we celebrate friendships, family ties, and the sometimes quirky but always cherished traditions that make the holidays so special. Join us for a rollicking ride of laughter, nostalgia, and the comfort of community.

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    47 min

About CERTIFIED NONSENSE

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CERTIFIED NONSENSE  

Is the podcast where one man, one mic, and one slightly unhinged brain run wild. Hosted by CREIGORY , this solo show dives headfirst into everyday life, the…