Chad's Buffalo Bill impression, 100 year old shatters from osteoporosis while bungee jumping with Will Smith (Fake News), and Dr. Huxtable gets beat down with lunch trays.

Burton Cummings is quiet, Zellers washrooms, piss crystals, and Sarah Bolger of Mayans M.C.

We ain't moving to Florida, waffle house seating sucks, and we don't hold grudges. Except against Steve. Steve is the worst. We'll never forgive Steve.

Baby drool, PFO emails from city hall, and $60 million worth of Ichiban.

Chad and Ballsy talk makeup on the elderly, the Burton Cummings ultimatum, and always bet on the Broncos.

Flatulence freedom, the Burton Cummings Bigfoot theory, and greasy Ticketmaster.

Pantsless men on Vic, best rink burgers, and small amber glasses at Chinese restaurants.

Dirty diapers, jackhammers, and Metallica!

It was a big morning on the Wolf. Find out exactly what went down. Token Rider fan declares his undying love for Coach Jones.

Unaired phone calls from you about left lane drivers and Police Chief Evan Bray gives his verdict.