In which we go hard into some hot takes and nude opinions.

Recorded LIVE at Chicago’s Historic Green Mill Lounge on August 12th 2023 courtesy of Jeppson’s Malört: The Official Drink of the Apocalypse.

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Featuring “Promises” by the Barrerracudas and a snippy of “The Wasteland” courtesy of Ross Bugden Twitter: Instagram For commissions/scores: [email protected]

PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW and as aways: Teach CRT, go to Drag brunches, say “Gay”, “Period”, “Black Lives Matter” eat the rich and save me some sides.

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In which I do what I can to memorialize one of the best.

Recorded LIVE at Chicago’s Historic Green Mill Lounge on August 5th 2023 courtesy of Jeppson’s Malört: The Official Drink of the Apocalypse.

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Featuring “Promises” by the Barrerracudas and a snippy of “The Wasteland” courtesy of Ross Bugden Twitter: Instagram For commissions/scores: [email protected]

PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW and as aways: Teach CRT, go to Drag brunches, say “Gay”, “Period”, “Black Lives Matter” eat the rich and save me some sides.

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In which we get into the recent Florida phenomenon of Cocaine Sharks. Which is something NO ONE SHOULD EVER BE SAYING!

I’ll be LIVE at Kulak’s Woodshed July 29th and tickets are goin fast so get on it and then at Alma’s Cider and Beer on July 30th so get in here!

Recorded LIVE at Chicago’s Historic Green Mill Lounge on July 22nd 2023 courtesy of Jeppson’s Malört: The Official Drink of the Apocalypse.

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Featuring “Promises” by the Barrerracudas and a snippy of “The Wasteland” courtesy of Ross Bugden Twitter: Instagram For commissions/scores: [email protected]

PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW and as aways: Teach CRT, go to Drag brunches, say “Gay”, “Period”, “Black Lives Matter” eat the rich and save me some sides.

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In which we memorialize the great Anchor Brewing who hath left us with only limited supplies of Christmas Ale and to wander alone. WALK ON, MORTALS!! Featuring the great Bill Larkin on the epic keys and vocals.

I’ll be LIVE at Kulak’s Woodshed July 29th and tickets are goin fast so get on it and then at Alma’s Cider and Beer on July 30th so get in here!

Recorded LIVE at Chicago’s Historic Green Mill Lounge on July 15th 2023 courtesy of Jeppson’s Malört: The Official Drink of the Apocalypse.

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Featuring “Promises” by the Barrerracudas and a snippy of “The Wasteland” courtesy of Ross Bugden Twitter: Instagram For commissions/scores: [email protected] and a totally live performance of "Im Himmel Gibt's Kein Bier" composed as a movie score for the film Die Fischerin vom Bodensee, 1956, by Ernst Neubach and Ralph Maria Siegel (English lyrics by Art Walunas) and “You’ll Never Walk Alone” by Richard Rogers and Oscar Hammerstein II

PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW and as aways: Teach CRT, go to Drag brunches, say “Gay”, “Period”, “Black Lives Matter” eat the rich and save me some sides.

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In which we herald the return of the Eat-ples Champion: Joey “Jaw” Chestnut who won the Annual 4th of July Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest and defended the Mustard Belt for the 16th time! On your knees, mortals!

I’ll be LIVE at The Veranda at Thorton Park in Orlando FL July 20th!

I’ll be LIVE at Kulak’s Woodshed July 29th and tickets are goin fast so get on it!

Recorded LIVE at Chicago’s Historic Green Mill Lounge on July 8th 2023 courtesy of Jeppson’s Malört: The Official Drink of the Apocalypse.

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Featuring “Promises” by the Barrerracudas and a snippy of “The Wasteland” courtesy of Ross Bugden Twitter: Instagram For commissions/scores: [email protected]

PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW and as aways: Teach CRT, go to Drag brunches, say “Gay”, “Period”, “Black Lives Matter” eat the rich and save me some sides.

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Happy Birthday, America! I’m out of the office (so don’t email me) but I couldn’t let another AmeriBirthday Backyard Grillums get away without my signature flavor of “Well Actually” Sauce to squeezefart on the meats. Here’s a Chad Classic from the 4th of July 2017 about America, it’s histories and fallacies, things you mostly get wrong about her and some useful stuff to have at the dinner table for when PeePaw acts up, live in front of some fresh humans who had no idea what was comin.

I’m opening for the Write Club: Royal Ramble in Chicago July 11th! If ya can’t make it, why not donate a bit?!

I’ll be LIVE at The Veranda at Thorton Park in Orlando FL July 20th!

I’ll be LIVE at Kulak’s Woodshed July 29th and tickets are goin fast so get on it!

“A Few Amer-Reminders for Your Birthday” was recorded LIVE at Chicago’s Historic Green Mill Lounge on June 17th 2023 courtesy of Jeppson’s Malört: The Official Drink of the Apocalypse.

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Here’s some more America trivia: https://www.rd.com/list/america-fascinating-facts/

Featuring “Promises” by the Barrerracudas and a snippy of “The Wasteland” courtesy of Ross Bugden Twitter: Instagram For commissions/scores: [email protected]

PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW and as aways: Teach CRT, go to Drag brunches, say “Gay”, “Period”, “Black Lives Matter” eat the rich and save me some sides.

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The road to Hell is paved with good intentions and you can take a bus! The 666 bus to Hel Poland has undergone an unfortunate change and I’m on the case!

I’m opening for the Write Club: Royal Ramble in Chicago July 11th! If ya can’t make it, why not donate a bit?!

I’ll be LIVE at The Veranda at Thorton Park in Orlando FL July 20th!

I’ll be LIVE at Kulak’s Woodshed July 29th and tickets are goin fast so get on it!

Recorded LIVE at Chicago’s Historic Green Mill Lounge on June 17th 2023 courtesy of Jeppson’s Malört: The Official Drink of the Apocalypse.

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For reference: https://soaps.sheknows.com/soaps/news/675510/who-replace-pat-sajak-wheel-of-fortune/

Featuring “Promises” by the Barrerracudas and a snippy of “The Wasteland” courtesy of Ross Bugden Twitter: Instagram For commissions/scores: [email protected]

PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW and as aways: BLACK LIVES MATTER, MASK, VAX and BOOST, eat the rich and save me some sides.

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In which Pat Sajak announced his retirement and I wrote a western about it (WHIP SOUND), ma’am.

I’ll be LIVE at The Veranda at Thorton Park in Orlando FL July 20th!

I’ll be LIVE at Kulak’s Woodshed July 29th and tickets are goin fast so get on it!

Recorded LIVE at Chicago’s Historic Green Mill Lounge on June 17th 2023 courtesy of Jeppson’s Malört: The Official Drink of the Apocalypse.

Come find me in all your favorite places including my Discord!

For reference: https://soaps.sheknows.com/soaps/news/675510/who-replace-pat-sajak-wheel-of-fortune/

Featuring “Promises” by the Barrerracudas and a snippy of “The Wasteland” courtesy of Ross Bugden Twitter: Instagram For commissions/scores: [email protected]

PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW and as aways: BLACK LIVES MATTER, MASK, VAX and BOOST, eat the rich and save me some sides.

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In which I discuss the UFO, UAP and David Grusch phenomena! Phenomenon? Either way, do do doo doodoo.

I’ll be LIVE at The Veranda at Thorton Park in Orlando FL July 20th!

I’ll be LIVE at Kulak’s Woodshed July 29th and tickets are goin fast so get on it!

Recorded LIVE at Chicago’s Historic Green Mill Lounge on June 10th 2023 courtesy of Jeppson’s Malört: The Official Drink of the Apocalypse.

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For reference: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/jun/08/ufo-house-representatives-hearing-investigation

And this: https://www.khou.com/article/news/weird/ufo-aliens-las-vegas/285-73b667fa-e949-461d-8af4-63a8a626582b

Featuring “Promises” by the Barrerracudas and a snippy of “The Wasteland” courtesy of Ross Bugden Twitter: Instagram For commissions/scores: [email protected]

PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW and as aways: BLACK LIVES MATTER, MASK, VAX and BOOST, eat the rich and save me some sides.

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In which I offer my graduation speech and yeah I was a lil shwasted but I commenceMENT everything I said.

Read the great Mary Schmich and here’s the piece I mention.

I’ll be LIVE at Kulak’s Woodshed July 29th and tickets are goin fast so get on it!

Recorded LIVE at Chicago’s Historic Green Mill Lounge on June 3rd 2023 courtesy of Jeppson’s Malört: The Official Drink of the Apocalypse

Come find me in all your favorite places including my Discord!

Featuring “Promises” by the Barrerracudas and a snippy of “The Wasteland” courtesy of Ross Bugden Twitter: Instagram For commissions/scores: [email protected]

PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW and as aways: BLACK LIVES MATTER, MASK, VAX and BOOST, eat the rich and save me some sides.

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