So DONDA is finally here but it like literally dropped two days ago so this may seem a lil dated now but that’s the internet baybeee! Here’s a little refresher on what was up earlier this week, not that it really matters. What really matters is Kanye West.

Recorded LIVE at The Green Mill Lounge in Chicago for The Paper Machete August 27th 2021

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Featuring “Promises” by the Barrerracudas, a touch of the ol “"Colonel Bogey March" by Lieutenant F. J. Ricketts and a snippy of “SOLO ACOUSTIC GUITAR” by Jason Shaw http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jas... Creative Commons — Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported— CC BY-SA 3.0

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You hungry for some Science?! Good cuz that’s what’s on the menu today! Turns out there’s a lot more to know about something we’ve known about for a long time so open your head mouth wide and enjoy! It’s good for you!

Recorded LIVE at The Green Mill Lounge in Chicago for The Paper Machete August 21st 2021

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Chad may have gotten a lil too into his assignment this week, learning that Mike Pompeo can just lose a bottle of $5K whiskey so please listen (and drink) responsibly.

Recorded LIVE at The Green Mill Lounge in Chicago for The Paper Machete August 7th 2021

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385K+ people gathered in Grant Park this weekend for the 30th anniversary of Lollapalooza just in time to welcome the Delta variant of the COVID19 virus. But that’s not what your cousin is concerned about: It’s that damn CDC and their freedom killin’ Mask Mandate. Fortunately, Chad did the research so you don’t have to and you can feel free to post this episode on their dumb Facebooks!

Get vaxxed, get masked cuz we’re not thru-a-palooza yet….

Recorded LIVE at The Green Mill Lounge in Chicago for The Paper Machete April 28th 2018

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It’s summer, it’s hot… and apparently so is the new Morgan Neville documentary Roadrunner: A Film About Anthony Bourdain. And like the weather: It’s too hot for comfort. So Chad goes inside to cool off and take a knee with the team about it.

Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge in Chicago for The Paper Machete. Back it at, babee!

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This episode is totally not about robots. It’s not about Russia, it’s not about Grub-Hub and it’s not even remotely about remote-controlled food delivery Roombas at all. We love robots! They’re the best! So there’s nothing happening here. Nope, nothin here, nothing to hear! Move along… move. along.

Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge in Chicago for The Paper Machete. Back it at, babee!

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Featuring “Promises” by the Barrerracudas, a touch of the ol “"Colonel Bogey March" by Lieutenant F. J. Ricketts and a snippy of “SOLO ACOUSTIC GUITAR” by Jason Shaw http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jas... Creative Commons — Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported— CC BY-SA 3.0

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It’s the 4th of July again and since we didn’t get to do it last year, we’re gonna do it up twice as much this year… So Chad’s a lil hungover today, take it easy, keep it down. We talk America’s Birthday, mixed feelings and get into it about Sha’Carri Richardson. Opinions welcome but like, at a dull roar please.

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We’re back, America! Chicago is open and in the 5th stage so that means: we’re doin it LIVE again! And Chad chose to dive in like a damn champ with a THREE SHOW NIGHT! First up: The old perch at the Paper Machete where he talks SEXY BEASTS and then take the walk down to the Newport Theater for Eva Le Feva and Bazuka Joe’s Cabaret aand two Chadsclusive moments all about the holidays we should keep and the ones that can go screw! Then home again just like the old days.

Lots to say, too much to type so get in here and ride through all three shows, three different tirades and only one Chad.

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Do we really want to live in a world where the Caped Crusader can’t give head to the Catwoman? Chad gets his old pals Jennifer Betancourt and THE Clark Bender back in the room, no Zoom, live in the face after a year and four months to talk about it, that’s how important it is. And it’s what heroes do.

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Come see Chad IN THE FACE! Saturday, June 26th 3pm CST as The Paper Machete returns to the Green Mill! And then come on by the Newport Theatre at 8pm and 10pm at The Newport Peek-Easy!

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Featuring “Promises” by the Barrerracudas and a touch of the ol “Manhattan Playboy” by Robert Farnon

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One year and 3 months through the LockDown Life and things are opening again. More specifically, THE PAPER MACHETE is coming back LIVE at The Green Mill Lounge in a week and Chad has to take a moment, so he busts out his old screenplay all about THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WIND: The final film of Orson Welles.

Featuring “The Other Side of the Welles” recorded LIVE March 18th 2017 at the Green Mill Lounge for The Paper Machete.

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Featuring “Promises” by the Barrerracudas and a touch of the ol “Manhattan Playboy” by Robert Farnon

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