Be there the day a monkey took a selfie, lost a court case, and changed the world forever, amen. This is the moment.

Donny Drumpf's campaign manager and secret Terminator, Corey Lewandowski took "right-hand-man" a little too far when he shoved a reporter from Breitbart. Kids these days...

Microsoft created an artificially intelligent Tweeter for Twitter named TAY AI, in an effort to make automated customer service seem more human. And it's super racist. The future is now.

Chad downs a fifth of Crown Royal and sings praises of Merle haggard who wandered off into the sky that week. Hangover was worth it.

2016 - The Future: North Carolina's Public Facilities Privacy and Security Act (HB2 if you're nasty) is in full effect. A brave porn site joins the fight to give everyone and anyone the right to pee. WITNESS!

It's that time of the year again. Like The Purge for Assholes. Trust no one. Even Chad.

Chad's eulogy for Prince

When the world gives you lemons, make hot sauce.

So Vaping's a thing, right? And if you're not down with the strawberry-scented-nicotine-juice-cloud, you might be in the right and NOT actually a hater. Get ready to chuck some knowledge, bro!

Cremation is the number way to get rid of your leftovers so here's how it's done and how it's done right and how one funeral home in Colorado did it so wrong for so long. Let's cook.