Chakra Poppers

In this short episode we had to sit down and really dig into how society is collectively trying to come up with a way to oust drunk uncles, the true reason behind any type of "Pride" parade, and finding out your friends are autistic from Netflix. This is just an easy good time.

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The team has recently grown more obsessed with Indian culture due to Netflix's Indian Matchmaker. Topics include: The brand new profession of Butt Reading, how inter-racial couples make Indian babies, the progression of a serial killer, Bryan Callen's sexual misconduct allegations, and so much more.

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We came into this one a little fired up! One of those high octane ruff and ridiculous theory sessions that you live for.

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We talk about Kanye crying with his mouth open, Trader Joes and their crazy customers, and how the Zulus came up with one of the sneakiest tactics ever. 

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Everybody has an opinion about Will Smith's and Jada Pinkett Smith's relationship, but we only care about their genitals. Topics include: Will and Jada Pinkett Smith's genitals; the cargo short era; and the Church of Adonitology (the worship of thick butts)

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We try to figure out whether or not our current landscape can facilitate Whimsy. Then we establish a racial slur that can be used for all races.

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Finally got my computer back and we hit the ground running. In this episode Ansley has to dig her way out of the cancel zone, Sidney tries to figure out if black people have enough power to yell "White Power" in public in this climate, we discover how white people are like Roger Rabbit, and a sick story about an ancient chick named Iesha. This episode was so fun to record.

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Charged up from celebrating birthdays and father's day, Sidney and Ansley hop in Murder Shed Studios to deliver the top shelf goods. Topics include: Insane dad speak, how black people invented chilling, why Hitler is like the Pyramids, whether or not Sidney is a descendant of the Zulu warriors, and so much more! This episode is hilariously chill.

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Another wild one from wire to wire. Topics include: Sidney figuring out how to abuse his new powers, the proper way to celebrate Loving Day (inter-racial couple day), a little Zulu talk, and the 5 paths to enlightenment.

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While driving home from a day trip to the beach we jump on the mics to deliver that hotness. This episode comes with some free ASMR from the sound of road tripping. Some quality butt talk, breaking down human hierarchies, and Ansley stumbles onto instagram porn... this episode is the lighthearted fun you need in these uncertain times.

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