Champagne Room Secrets

Champagne Room Secrets

By CRS TeamComedy
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Champagne Room Secrets episodes

  • Episode 92: Getting Absolutely SOAKED

    In this episode of Champagne Room Secrets, your spicy worker friends catch up on their wettest and wildest work stories! Barbie wins a title she never expected. Kitty explores new emotional depths. And the two revisit the horrors of SMEGMAGATE!

    #storytime #blackmail #drama #comedypodcast

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    The CRS SMEGMAGATE Series -

    CRS Ep 35: SMEGMAGATE and the Curse of the D*ck Cheese

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    CRS Ep 51: SMEGMAGATE Part 2… The D*ck Cheese Redemption

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    CRS Ep 90: The End of SMEGMAGATE, a D*CK CHEESE Finale

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    21 min
  • Episode 91: Addressing the RUMORS… What REALLY happened

    Your favorite goofy lil divas are BACK, and sharing the TRUTH about where they’ve been. Join us for Part 1 of this SHOCKING, Valentine’s Day themed, 2-part premiere of Champagne Room Secrets Season 4 only on Netflix and HBO+ Hulu Secrets Disney Channel.


    The divas cannot stay silent anymore and could NEVER be silenced. 


    #valentinesday #drama #comedypodcast

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    00:00 Intro + Happy Valentine’s!

    01:32 Vday Drinks & Snacks

    05:34 Is sparkling wine a gun??

    06:29 Where we’ve been

    07:26 Snack Break

    08:01 Barbie’s an actor!

    09:11 Barbie quits acting 

    09:41 An offer they can’t refuse

    10:38 NOT a drag podcast

    11:30 Rapid fire updates

    13:28 Kitty’s Champagne Secret of the Week

    18:15 Our next brand partnership

    18:18 Barbie’s Champagne Secret of the Week

    22:05 Our big gay Mexico trip!

    22:50 We love old people!!

    24:21 Outro!

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    26 min
  • Episode 90: The End of SMEGMAGATE, a D*CK CHEESE Finale

    CW: Poor Hygiene & Unsanitary Conditions

    In this episode of Champagne Room Secrets, your spicy worker friends talk all about romance!  Kitty’s is blown away by a new date. Barbie is challenged to get “creative” in the bedroom. And the two break down their biggest pet peeves when it comes to clients’ grooming habits. 

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    00:00 Intro + Happy Valentines Day!

    02:18 Kitty's secret new fav hobby

    04:45 Candi's first world problem

    07:26 Theme of the ep: Work Stories!

    07:55 The Smegma Games: Mockingcheese – Part 1

    17:58 Straight men hygiene

    21:12 The Smegma Games: Mockingcheese – Part 2

    24:47 Kitty's romantic date

    32:13 See us at Princess on 2/16! + Outro

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    The CRS SMEGMAGATE Series -

    CRS Ep 35: SMEGMAGATE and the Curse of the D*ck Cheese

    CRS Ep 51: SMEGMAGATE Part 2… The D*ck Cheese Redemption

    See Barbie and Kitty perform in San Francisco on Saturday 2/15 at OASIS

    Princess Presents: GALENTINE'S DAY

    A DISCO-POP DANCE PARTY + VERY FEMME DRAG SPECTACULAR!

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    34 min
  • Episode 89: You Mean DRUGS?

    CW: discussion of drug use

    In this episode of Champagne Room Secrets, your spicy worker friends take you on a journey through their experiences of clients mixing substances and sexy time.  Barbie has a yap attack. Kitty’s hands won’t stop trembling. And the two try really hard not to say anything explicit that might get this episode taken down. 

    #poppers #storytime #sexworkerpodcast

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    00:00 Intro + fur baby talk

    02:13 CRS: Barbie is attracted to voice notes??

    04:34 CRS: Kitty is the next spokesperson of poppers!

    06:36 Innapropriate jokes about the state of the world

    08:14  Substance + work disclaimer

    10:11 Kitty's massage on the slopes

    17:55 Barbie plays pool with a client

    22:45 Decrim + Harm Reduction

    24:09 Outro + See us at Princess in SF!!!

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    Overdose Prevention in Nightlife - Training Video, featuring friend of the show Kochina Rude


    National Harm Reduction Coalition


    NEXT Distro, online and mail-based harm reduction service


    FentCheck


    See Barbie and Kitty perform in San Francisco on Saturday 2/15 at OASIS

    Princess Presents: GALENTINE'S DAY

    A DISCO-POP DANCE PARTY + VERY FEMME DRAG SPECTACULAR!

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    26 min
  • Episode 88: Thoughts on the next four years...

    Barbie and Kitty share their thoughts and reactions about the 2024 election and the next 4 years...


    #election #politics #hope

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    00:00 Intro + important redaction

    01:35 Immediate thoughts & reactions to the election results

    06:24 Wicked slander

    07:05 Immediate thoughts & reactions to the election results cont.

    10:03 Tackling the next 4 years

    13:00 The political nature of SW & importance of HOPE

    16:37 Holding space for CRYING

    17:25 Our pledge to you!!!

    19:10 Our feet?!

    20:17 Outro

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    22 min
  • Episode 87: HAPPY NUDE QUEERS

    CW: alcohol use, discussion of violence

    WAKE UP BABE - IT’S THE THIRD ANNUAL CRS HOLIGAY SPECIAL!

    In this episode of Champagne Room Secrets, your spicy worker friends are busting down the front door of 2025! Barbie looks back at a very successful year. Kitty tries to get cancelled. And the two are joined by their fabulous friend Gatita Negra for the CRS time honored tradition - a messy drinking game!

    #newyear #stripclub #drinkinggame

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    00:00 Intro + 2024 goals we met!

    06:05 2025 Goals!

    10:52 Strip Club Reviews drinking game ft. Gatita!!

    29:23 Ins & Outs for 2025

    33:57 Outro + our final toast of 2024!

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    See Barbie and Kitty perform in San Francisco on Saturday 2/15 at OASIS

    Princess Presents: GALENTINE'S DAY

    A DISCO-POP DANCE PARTY + VERY FEMME DRAG SPECTACULAR!

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    36 min
  • Episode 86: I HATE GAY HALLOWEEN

    CW: haunted paraphernalia

    What do you mean you’re The Activator from instant cult classic The Substance (2024) starring Demi Moore and Margaret Qualley?
    In this mini episode of Champagne Room Secrets, your spicy worker friends wish you a HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Kitty communes with a spirit. Barbie uncovers a MURDER??? The two share a toast to one year of forever ruining their digital footprints with these absolutely fabulous video episodes.
    #thesubstance #halloween # h3h3productions
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    00:00 Costumes & Halloween treats!!
    03:20 Death in the CRS Cinematic Universe
    04:58 Halloween Special Intro
    08:02 How Barbie got her haunted dolls from the H3 Show
    14:55 Kitty's GHOST experience???
    16:18 Our Halloween plans + our first big benefactor THANK YOU!!
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    20 min
  • Episode 85: Working through a K-HOLE

    CW: substance use, sexual content

    In this episode of Champagne Room Secrets, your spicy worker friends invite you into the yap session! Barbie falls down not one, but TWO rabbit holes. Kitty has the wildest ride of their life. The two kiki about new clients and a few old faithfuls. Shoutout to K-Hole Ken!

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    00:00 Intro + Stories intro!

    02:46 Champagne Secrets of the Week

    06:54 Kitty's client is an EMPATH & Reiki HJs??

    12:49 Diaper Change client pt. 2

    18:40 Kitty's forced feminization client

    24:00 K-Hole Ken ORIGIN

    28:27 Kitty's insane CBT client

    34:25 Outro

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    36 min
  • Episode 84: MrBeast, San Diego Comic-Con, and TRAFFICKING (also a work bag tour)

    In this episode of Champagne Room Secrets,  your spicy worker friends bring you hot takes on some HOT TOPS. Kitty deep dives on the recent San Diego Comic Con trafficking sting. Candi exposes the dark side of MrBeast’s reality show Beast Games. Then as a palette cleanser, both play a round of “What’s In My Bag”!

    Want to see Candi and Kitty LIVE IN PERSON? Here’s our upcoming San Francisco gigs:

    Friday 9/27 at 7pm hosting Drag Alive at the STUD

    Sunday 9/29 at 5pm hosting the STUD’s Drag Stage (9th & Folsom) at Folsom Street Fair

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    00:00 Intro

    00:58 Champagne Secrets! & what we're drinking!

    04:40 "CRS Live" recap!!

    05:09 We performed at Outside Lands!! 

    06:29 San Diego Comic-Con "trafficking sting"

    14:35 MrBeast "trafficking for entertainment" via Beast Games

    26:49 survival sex wprk

    28:20 "What's in my work bag??" game!

    39:33 Outro + where to find us!

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    “14 arrested in human trafficking sting at San Diego Comic-Con” FOX 5 San Diego

    “Authorities arrest 14 sex buyers in human-trafficking stings at Comic-Con” ABC7

    “Arrests in human trafficking sting at California's Comic-Con” BBC News

    OnlyPomma’s reels - SDCC // Trafficking

    “MrBeast apologizes for past “inappropriate language,” has yet to address alleged safety issues on ‘Beast Games’” tubefiller

    “MrBeast's 'Beast Games' competition show: Disturbing allegations of unfair and unsafe conditions”

    “MrBeast and Amazon named in lawsuit over Beast Games” BBC

    “MrBeast’s team blames ‘Beast Games’ filming issues on weather and CrowdStrike incident, says it wants to ‘learn from this experience’” tubefilter

    “Satanic Panic” Wikipedia

    Janisse, Kier-La, and Paul Corupe, editors. Satanic Panic: Pop-Cultural Paranoia in the 1980s. FAB Press, 2016. 

    “Twisted Sister's Dee Snider - PMRC Senate Hearing, 9/19/1985”

    Kaytlin Bailey & Old Pros

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    41 min

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2 hilarious sex workers give you a peak behind the curtain of the adult industry through content analysis, personal anecdotes, and interviews!