Champagne Room Secrets

By CRS Team

2 hilarious sex workers give you a peak behind the curtain of the adult industry through content analysis, personal anecdotes, and interviews!

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February 12, 2025 Episode 90: The End of SMEGMAGATE, a D*CK CHEESE Finale
CW: Poor Hygiene & Unsanitary Conditions
In this episode of Champagne Room Secrets, your spicy worker friends talk all about romance! Kitty’s is blown away by a new date. Barbie is challenged to get “creative” in the bedroom. And the two break down their biggest pet peeves when it comes to clients’ grooming habits.
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00:00 Intro + Happy Valentines Day!
02:18 Kitty's secret new fav hobby
04:45 Candi's first world problem
07:26 Theme of the ep: Work Stories!
07:55 The Smegma Games: Mockingcheese – Part 1
17:58 Straight men hygiene
21:12 The Smegma Games: Mockingcheese – Part 2
24:47 Kitty's romantic date
32:13 See us at Princess on 2/16! + Outro
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The CRS SMEGMAGATE Series -
CRS Ep 35: SMEGMAGATE and the Curse of the D*ck Cheese
CRS Ep 51: SMEGMAGATE Part 2… The D*ck Cheese Redemption
See Barbie and Kitty perform in San Francisco on Saturday 2/15 at OASIS
Princess Presents: GALENTINE'S DAY
A DISCO-POP DANCE PARTY + VERY FEMME DRAG SPECTACULAR!
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February 03, 2025 Episode 89: You Mean DRUGS?
CW: discussion of drug use
In this episode of Champagne Room Secrets, your spicy worker friends take you on a journey through their experiences of clients mixing substances and sexy time. Barbie has a yap attack. Kitty’s hands won’t stop trembling. And the two try really hard not to say anything explicit that might get this episode taken down.
#poppers #storytime #sexworkerpodcast
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00:00 Intro + fur baby talk
02:13 CRS: Barbie is attracted to voice notes??
04:34 CRS: Kitty is the next spokesperson of poppers!
06:36 Innapropriate jokes about the state of the world
08:14 Substance + work disclaimer
10:11 Kitty's massage on the slopes
17:55 Barbie plays pool with a client
22:45 Decrim + Harm Reduction
24:09 Outro + See us at Princess in SF!!!
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Overdose Prevention in Nightlife - Training Video, featuring friend of the show Kochina Rude

National Harm Reduction Coalition

NEXT Distro, online and mail-based harm reduction service

FentCheck

See Barbie and Kitty perform in San Francisco on Saturday 2/15 at OASIS
Princess Presents: GALENTINE'S DAY
A DISCO-POP DANCE PARTY + VERY FEMME DRAG SPECTACULAR!
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January 25, 2025 Episode 88: Thoughts on the next four years...
Barbie and Kitty share their thoughts and reactions about the 2024 election and the next 4 years...

#election #politics #hope
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00:00 Intro + important redaction
01:35 Immediate thoughts & reactions to the election results
06:24 Wicked slander
07:05 Immediate thoughts & reactions to the election results cont.
10:03 Tackling the next 4 years
13:00 The political nature of SW & importance of HOPE
16:37 Holding space for CRYING
17:25 Our pledge to you!!!
19:10 Our feet?!
20:17 Outro
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January 19, 2025 Episode 87: HAPPY NUDE QUEERS
CW: alcohol use, discussion of violence
WAKE UP BABE - IT’S THE THIRD ANNUAL CRS HOLIGAY SPECIAL!
In this episode of Champagne Room Secrets, your spicy worker friends are busting down the front door of 2025! Barbie looks back at a very successful year. Kitty tries to get cancelled. And the two are joined by their fabulous friend Gatita Negra for the CRS time honored tradition - a messy drinking game!
#newyear #stripclub #drinkinggame
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00:00 Intro + 2024 goals we met!
06:05 2025 Goals!
10:52 Strip Club Reviews drinking game ft. Gatita!!
29:23 Ins & Outs for 2025
33:57 Outro + our final toast of 2024!
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See Barbie and Kitty perform in San Francisco on Saturday 2/15 at OASIS
Princess Presents: GALENTINE'S DAY
A DISCO-POP DANCE PARTY + VERY FEMME DRAG SPECTACULAR!
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October 31, 2024 Episode 86: I HATE GAY HALLOWEEN
CW: haunted paraphernalia
What do you mean you’re The Activator from instant cult classic The Substance (2024) starring Demi Moore and Margaret Qualley?
In this mini episode of Champagne Room Secrets, your spicy worker friends wish you a HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Kitty communes with a spirit. Barbie uncovers a MURDER??? The two share a toast to one year of forever ruining their digital footprints with these absolutely fabulous video episodes.
#thesubstance #halloween # h3h3productions
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00:00 Costumes & Halloween treats!!
03:20 Death in the CRS Cinematic Universe
04:58 Halloween Special Intro
08:02 How Barbie got her haunted dolls from the H3 Show
14:55 Kitty's GHOST experience???
16:18 Our Halloween plans + our first big benefactor THANK YOU!!
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October 30, 2024 Episode 85: Working through a K-HOLE
CW: substance use, sexual content
In this episode of Champagne Room Secrets, your spicy worker friends invite you into the yap session! Barbie falls down not one, but TWO rabbit holes. Kitty has the wildest ride of their life. The two kiki about new clients and a few old faithfuls. Shoutout to K-Hole Ken!
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00:00 Intro + Stories intro!
02:46 Champagne Secrets of the Week
06:54 Kitty's client is an EMPATH & Reiki HJs??
12:49 Diaper Change client pt. 2
18:40 Kitty's forced feminization client
24:00 K-Hole Ken ORIGIN
28:27 Kitty's insane CBT client
34:25 Outro
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September 25, 2024 Episode 84: MrBeast, San Diego Comic-Con, and TRAFFICKING (also a work bag tour)
In this episode of Champagne Room Secrets, your spicy worker friends bring you hot takes on some HOT TOPS. Kitty deep dives on the recent San Diego Comic Con trafficking sting. Candi exposes the dark side of MrBeast’s reality show Beast Games. Then as a palette cleanser, both play a round of “What’s In My Bag”!
Want to see Candi and Kitty LIVE IN PERSON? Here’s our upcoming San Francisco gigs:
Friday 9/27 at 7pm hosting Drag Alive at the STUD
Sunday 9/29 at 5pm hosting the STUD’s Drag Stage (9th & Folsom) at Folsom Street Fair
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00:00 Intro
00:58 Champagne Secrets! & what we're drinking!
04:40 "CRS Live" recap!!
05:09 We performed at Outside Lands!!
06:29 San Diego Comic-Con "trafficking sting"
14:35 MrBeast "trafficking for entertainment" via Beast Games
26:49 survival sex wprk
28:20 "What's in my work bag??" game!
39:33 Outro + where to find us!
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“14 arrested in human trafficking sting at San Diego Comic-Con” FOX 5 San Diego
“Authorities arrest 14 sex buyers in human-trafficking stings at Comic-Con” ABC7
“Arrests in human trafficking sting at California's Comic-Con” BBC News
OnlyPomma’s reels - SDCC // Trafficking
“MrBeast apologizes for past “inappropriate language,” has yet to address alleged safety issues on ‘Beast Games’” tubefiller
“MrBeast's 'Beast Games' competition show: Disturbing allegations of unfair and unsafe conditions”
“MrBeast and Amazon named in lawsuit over Beast Games” BBC
“MrBeast’s team blames ‘Beast Games’ filming issues on weather and CrowdStrike incident, says it wants to ‘learn from this experience’” tubefilter
“Satanic Panic” Wikipedia
Janisse, Kier-La, and Paul Corupe, editors. Satanic Panic: Pop-Cultural Paranoia in the 1980s. FAB Press, 2016.
“Twisted Sister's Dee Snider - PMRC Senate Hearing, 9/19/1985”
Kaytlin Bailey & Old Pros
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July 29, 2024 Episode 83: STRIPPING and FOOT WORSHIP! Interview ft. JESSICA
We interview the iconic Jessica (@never_._meant) a stripper extraordinaire who shares some experiences from their 13+ career in the industry. We also touch on dipping their toes (pun intended) into foot worship and how they believe the strip club industry should evolve to include queer, trans, fat, and BIPOC dancers.
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00:00 Intro + meet Jessica!
00:58 Stripping in Reno!
03:53 Jessica’s first audition story
05:12 irst stripper shifts + Mother/Daughter dancing duo??
06:48 Getting hired at San Francisco clubs + lack of diversity in clubs
15:23 Working at Condor Club + Pole Angelz
17:12 Exploitation, illegal wage theft, and annoying club managers
23:28 Teaching pole
26:38 Foot worship
31:26 Most memorable club story
33:05 Outro
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How the Pandemic Opened the Door for Organizing Bay Area Strippers

Sources for Deja Vu background
tinyurl.com/bikernews
tinyurl.com/adultbizandorganizedcrime
tinyurl.com/dejavuwiki
tinyurl.com/harrymohneywiki

Exotic Dancer California AB-5 Laws
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July 09, 2024 Episode 82: Another Shift at the HJ Factory
Come see Champagne Room Secrets LIVE in San Francisco!
Friday 7/19 in the Champagne Room at OASIS
50% discount for fellow s*x workers - email us at [email protected]
In this episode of Champagne Room Secrets, your spicy worker friends catch up about their most recent shifts at the HJ Factory. Candi has a shocking surprise! Kitty gets their dream booking! And the two get into what it really means to be that that me espresso.
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00:00 Intro + where we've been...
02:20 Our new cvnty glasses
03:07 Champagne Secrets of the Week!
07:14 Kitty's juicy massage client
12:15 The HJ factory?!
12:47 How Candi's work is going
14:46 Swan L
21:50 Kitty's hot couple booking
26:21 Candi's swampy butt diaper change
31:36 Come see CRS Live 7/19!!!
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Champagne Room Secrets LIVE in San Francisco
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May 28, 2024 Episode 81: F***ing Like RABBITS
In this episode of Champagne Room Secrets Podcast, your spicy worker friends are BACK. Spring break is over but Kitty is SPRUNG. Candi explores a new f*tish. And the two catch up on work by roasting their worst clients' emails!
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00:00 Intro
01:15 Champagne Secrets of the Week!
06:23 Breeding kink client!
11:55 Worst client email/text tier list
12:55 The NAUR system
15:28 Client #1 Private Delight
16:46 Client #2 The Director
18:32 Client #3 _Blanks_
19:49 Client#4 5+10
20:16 Client #5 Rock n Roll Soul
24:51 Client #6 Ball Buster
25:51 Client #7 Nonstop Taking
27:52 Client #8 Broke Canadian
31:06 Client #9 Herbal Trade
31:39 Client #10 No condom GFE
31:54 Client #11 No baby
34:10 Client #12 Tattoo B*tch
39:25 Client #13 Milky *ss juice
44:47 Final tier results! + Outro
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FAQs about Champagne Room Secrets:

How many episodes does Champagne Room Secrets have?

The podcast currently has 35 episodes available.