Chaos Dragg’n

Jordan sits down with manly-man Stan and trump fan-fic writer Mike Shellenberger for a rambling discussion about gentlemen, Hungary, married sex and ism’s Pat tries his best to narrate Alyssa’s facial expressions, and arm waving.

Jordan sits down with charter school fanboy Corey DeAngelis, and somehow manages to not ask him about the thing that he’s most infamous for. Pat & Alyssa bond over thinking poorly about the monarchy, and Alyssa sullies her search engine history. Aren’t you glad we didn’t use the more relevant rhyme for “hard knocks”??…..

Jordan sits down with Katy Faust, self styled child advocate, formerly anonymous blogger and Dave Rubin anti-stan to discuss why adoption, surrogacy, and same sex parenting is a violation of children’s rights. Jordan manages to not mention Elon once in a conversation…….we think we know why.

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Jordan and conservative Canadian propagandist, Ezra Levant hop behind the wheel of their tractor to farm bullshit and grievance from Toronto to Davos and reminisce about the good old days of being trans-bigoted on YouTube.

Jordan sits down with fellow fiscal Christian convert, and fountain of falsehoods Russell Brand. It’s a long winded back & forth of rectally derived scripture and broligarch bootlickery. Alyssa goes on a search engine hunt to decode their new buzz words, and Pat oscillates between laughter at their stupidity & anger at their bullshit. 

In today’s outing Jordan headed to the UK to talk to his club about being responsible, and talk to one of the idiots responsible for brexit. Jesus Christ Superstar makes a cameo and Alyssa decides that it’s time to move to Canada, because……well, Jordan doesn’t live there anymore and Sour Patch Kids are indeed available. 

Jordan goes a solo mission to crap on Canada, tell us we need to be nicer to Alberta, and make us wonder how we can turn off the power to his house. Jordan also tries writing fan-fiction about the treason-yam.

Jordan sits down with the Food Babe herself Vani Hari. Grifting, crossed signals and dumbassery ensue. Alyssa puts St Patrick’s Day on notice, and Pat tries not to die of the cold he caught at a Grinning Barretts show.

Today Jordan sits down with Simone Gold. Dr, Lawyer, accidental treason doer, hydroxychloroquine evangelist. Alyssa’s Spidey senses go into overdrive.