Chaotic Neutral Podcast

This week, Burt attempts to infiltrate a guarded palace wing while Kiki runs dramatic, over-the-top interference. However, unbeknownst to either of them, Kai has snuck off and gone in the side entrance in his own espionage attempt. Now ninjas surround the absent-minded monk, bent on teaching him a lesson. Will Kai escape? Will Burt make it to him in time to help? Will Kiki mortally offend the guards? Find out in this week's episode!

Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter.

You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast.

We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast.

Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd.

Also, keep an eye out for the DM's Dark Souls 3 playthrough, which will go up on our Youtube page as soon as he plays it and it gets rendered! That's: youtube.com/user/chaoticneutralcast

Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd

Cast:

Kiki - Aimee

Kai - David

Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne

DM - Caleb

Music selections were "Amazing Plan - Distressed" and "Fun In A Bottle” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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The Chaotic Neutral Crew undertakes their first job in Karsht: "discreetly" "liberating" an amulet from the offices of the late, lamented Rollo Sparkbeard. How will they carry out such a heist, especially when their standard MO is more "slash and burn" than it is "sneak and spy?" Find out in this week's episode!

Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter.

You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast.

We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast.

Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd.

Also, keep an eye out for the DM's Dark Souls 3 playthrough, which will go up on our Youtube page as soon as he plays it and it gets rendered! That's: youtube.com/user/chaoticneutralcast

Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd

Cast:

Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne

Kiki - Aimee

Kai - David

DM - Caleb

Music selections were "Evil Plan FX" and "Iron Horse - Distressed” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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The DM continues to throw out plot threads, some of which get picked up by the gang. Kai experiences blatant discrimination against elves, while Burt gets some insight into just why everyone hates elves, and Kiki discovers why Owlbears have a nasty rep. Learn all this for yourself and more in this week's episode!

Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter.

You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast.

We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast.

Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd.

Also, keep an eye out for the DM's Dark Souls 3 playthrough, which will go up on our Youtube page as soon as he plays it and it gets rendered! That's: youtube.com/user/chaoticneutralcast

Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd

Cast:

Kai - David

Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne

Kiki - Aimee

DM - Caleb

Music selections were "Bad Ideas - Distressed" and "Comic Plodding” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

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The gang continues to settle in to their new digs in the city of Karsht. Projects are begun, contacts are made, and hirelings are... hired. No one seems AT ALL suspicious of just how competent, friendly, and willing to help these NPCs are, though. I'm sure it's nothing, just like the rando prophecy thrown in at the end of the episode (which the gang will almost CERTAINLY misremember). Find out all about it in this week's episode of the Chaotic Neutral Podcast!

Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter.

You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast.

We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast.

Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd.

Also, keep an eye out for the DM's Dark Souls 3 playthrough, which will go up on our Youtube page as soon as he plays it and it gets rendered! That's: youtube.com/user/chaoticneutralcast

Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd

Cast:

Kiki - Aimee

Kai - David

Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne

DM - Caleb

Music selections were "Evil Plan - FX" and "Fun in a Bottle” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

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The gang makes an overland trip to the city of Karsht, home of salt, sea, and sturgeon. Contrary to their standard M.O., they DON'T start riots, fires, or rebellions. Instead, they go about the relatively peaceful business of setting up legitimate shop. Behind the screen, the DM worries about what they might be up to...

Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter.

You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast.

We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast.

Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd.

Also, keep an eye out for the DM's Dark Souls 3 playthrough, which will go up on our Youtube page as soon as he plays it and it gets rendered! That's: youtube.com/user/chaoticneutralcast

Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd

Cast:

Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne

Kiki - Aimee

Kai - David

DM - Caleb

Music selections were "Amazing Plan - Distressed" and "Five Card Shuffle” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

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When last we left our ragtag bunch of ne'er-do-wells, they were engaged in a brutal fight against the animated remains of a lost caravan. The quips, spells, and attacks flashed by at a rapid staccato. This week, Kai adds "teleportation" to his repertoire, Kiki adds "Mama-Owlbear," and the entire crew gains a level of "Amateur Curse-Buster." Find out how in this week's episode!

Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter.

You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast.

We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast.

Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd.

Also, keep an eye out for the DM's Dark Souls 3 playthrough, which will go up on our Youtube page as soon as he plays it and it gets rendered! That's: youtube.com/user/chaoticneutralcast

Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd

Cast:

Kai - David

Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne

Kiki - Aimee

DM - Caleb

Music selections were "Amazing Plan - Distressed" and "Comic Plodding” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

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The gang manages NOT to botch the teleport back to town, and they've made their way to Faran's lost caravan, where the key to lifting the curse might be found! However, something sinister shifts within the sands, and Burt seems to suffer some lingering side-effects of the teleport... Find out what madness lurks in the heart of warlocks this week on the Chaotic Neutral Podcast!

Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter.

You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast.

We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast.

Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd.

Also, keep an eye out for the DM's Dark Souls 3 playthrough, which will go up on our Youtube page as soon as he plays it and it gets rendered! That's: youtube.com/user/chaoticneutralcast

Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd

Cast:

Kiki - Aimee

Kai - David

Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne

DM - Caleb

Music selections were "Villainous Treachery - Distressed" and "Iron Horse - Distressed” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

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The gang has followed their standard M.O. for entering a new town: start a fight, get off on a bad foot with the law, and split up with no cohesive plan of what to do. Despite all that, they somehow stumble upon clues as to just what is going on in Makhda!

Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter.

You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast.

We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast.

Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd.

Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd

Cast:

Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne

Kiki - Aimee

Zurf - Dan

Kai - David

DM - Caleb

Music selections were "Five Card Shuffle" and "Comic Plodding” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

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In an effort to make friends the only way they know how, Burt and Zurf try to start a good-natured bar brawl, but the other tavern patrons don't seem interested in participating. Meanwhile, Kiki picks a fight with a mysterious traveling prince, to unpredictable results. Join the Chaotic Neutral Crew as they familiarize themselves with the lay of the land and hone the grudges they'll hold against the good people of Makhda!

Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter.

You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast.

We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast.

Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd.

Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd

Cast:

Kai - David

Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne

Kiki - Aimee

Zurf - Dan

DM - Caleb

Music selections were "Villainous Treachery - Distressed" and "Bad Ideas - Distressed” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

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In the first episode of our new Season, the DM hits a reset button and shuffles Kiki, Kai, Burt, and Zurf to a new, desert land that totally ISN'T World 2 from Super Mario Bros 3! The DM is expecting the crew to talk things over and make friends. Think that happens? You clearly haven't met this adventuring crew! It's time for things to get Chaotic!

Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter.

You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast.

We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast.

Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd.

Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd

Cast:

Zurf - Dan

Kai - David

Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne

Kiki - Aimee

DM - Caleb

Music selections were "Heavy Interlude" and "Comic Plodding” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

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Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Do it, or Kiki might just burn the town down...