Chaotic Neutral Podcast

The gang has been busted by constable constructs mid-heist! Will they face the consequences with quiet dignity? Will they flee in terror? Will they issue a beat-down? Or will they find some other way to weasel out of their predicament? Find out this week on the Chaotic Neutral Podcast!

****SCHEDULING NOTE: We're still sporadic, and we're sorry about that! Real life has been kicking us in the teeth (metaphorically) for a little while, but we hope to get some playtime scheduled soon, and new episodes will go up afterwards. Thanks for bearing with us, and make sure you're subscribed to our feed to get new episodes as soon as they hit the channel!*****

Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter.

You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast.

We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast.

Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd.

Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd

Cast:

Zurf - Dan

Kai - David

Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne

Kiki - Aimee

DM - Caleb

Music selections were "Amazing Plan - Distressed” and "Iron Horse - Distressed” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

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Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Do it so we have a podcast to come back to!

The gang has unlocked the seal on the marketplace, and they're ready to do some shopping! However, the store clerks are suffering from a lethal case of death. Thinking that no one is watching, the crew sets to with the standard: breaking, entering, theft, and destruction of property! Find out what repercussions await them in this week's episode!

***SCHEDULING NOTE: Due to real-life scheduling issues, our upload schedule may be wobbly for a bit. We'll shoot to get an episode up every week, but we can't promise it. Just know that we haven't quit the show unless we tell you we have. Subscribe to us on whatever podcasting service you use to make sure you always get our newest episodes.***

Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter.

You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast.

We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast.

Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd.

Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd

Cast:

Kiki - Aimee

Zurf - Dan

Kai - David

Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne

DM - Caleb

Music selections were "Amazing Plan - Distressed” and "Fun in a Bottle” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

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Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Do it so they won't send the mall robots after us!

After Burt stirred up some of the restless dead, half of the gang lies unconscious and dying! Burt, Zurf, and Fozzie are on the brink of death, while Kai leads the crazed cranial casters on a chase through the corridors, and Kiki must choose who to save with her limited healing resources! Will Kai find a way to single-handedly defeat the swarm of flameskulls? Who will Kiki choose to save? Is this the end of the Chaotic Neutral Crew, felled by a random dungeon encounter? Find out in this week's episode of the Chaotic Neutral Podcast!

***SCHEDULING NOTE: Due to real-life scheduling issues, our upload schedule may be wobbly for a bit. We'll shoot to get an episode up every week, but we can't promise it. Just know that we haven't quit the show unless we tell you we have. Subscribe to us on whatever podcasting service you use to make sure you always get our newest episodes.***

Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter.

You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast.

We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast.

Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd.

Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd

Cast:

Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne

Kiki - Aimee

Zurf - Dan

Kai - David

DM - Caleb

Music selections were "Evil Plan FX” and "Villainous Treachery - Distressed” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Help subsidize our healing potion habit!

Zurf, Burt, Kiki, Kai, and their owlbear Fozzie have found their way to the center of the ominous crystal wastes. After dispatching some of the local mineral life, they set out to explore the ruins of a magically advanced society. However, they're not out of danger yet! Kiki carries a grudge against Burt, who is secretly infected with some sort of crystalline curse, and Kai has no idea what's going on. Even worse, Zurf appears to have made a pact with some axes of questionable origin. And then... the party splits! Learn why you never split the party in this week's episode of the Chaotic Neutral Podcast!

Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter.

You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast.

We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast.

Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd.

Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd

Cast:

Kai - David

Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne

Kiki - Aimee

Zurf - Dan

DM - Caleb

Music selections were "Amazing Plan - Distressed” and "Five Card Shuffle” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

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Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Did you miss us?

The gang has wandered into a bizarre wasteland full of crystals which spread at a glacial yet steady pace. What's worse, Burt's body seems to be turning into crystal, and he's trying to infect Kiki! Meanwhile, the crystal constructs in the courtyard continue to fight! Will the gang mend this mineral malady, or will they become the source of a new, virulent curse? Or will they join the former inhabitants of the wasteland as ambulatory crystal sculptures? Find out in this week's episode!

SCHEDULING NOTE! Chaotic Neutral will be going to bi-weekly uploads for the next month or so, just until the DM can get his schedule in order. Weekly uploads will continue as soon as we can make it happen. Thanks for listening!

Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter.

You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast.

We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast.

Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd.

Also, keep an eye out for the DM's Dark Souls 3 playthrough, which will go up on our Youtube page as soon as he plays it and it gets rendered! That's: youtube.com/user/chaoticneutralcast

Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd

Cast:

Zurf - Dan

Kai - David

Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne

Kiki - Aimee

DM - Caleb

Music selections were "Evil Plan FX” and "Comic Plodding” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! EAT CRYSTALS! RUB CRYSTALS IN OPEN WOUNDS! SPREAD THE CRYSTAL CORRUPTION!

This week, the gang chases after a rumored treasure that supposedly awaits somewhere in the deserts outside Karsht. However, they quickly discover that there's more to fear in the desert than heat exhaustion and dehydration. Find out what lurks in the wastes this week!

Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter.

You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast.

We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast.

Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd.

Also, keep an eye out for the DM's Dark Souls 3 playthrough, which will go up on our Youtube page as soon as he plays it and it gets rendered! That's: youtube.com/user/chaoticneutralcast

Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd

Cast:

Kiki - Aimee

Zurf - Dan

Kai - David

Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne

DM - Caleb

Music selections were "Evil Plan FX” and "Ironhorse - Distressed” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! And remember, don't eat the crystals!

This week, the gang deliberates on a course of action, and rather than pursuing the political pursuits or urban questlines presented by the DM, they decide to chase off into the desert after a half-heard rumor relayed by a drunken dwarf. What could possibly go wrong? Before they leave, however, the DM wants to know exactly how they're preparing for the trip, which SHOULD raise some "Dark Sun" related memories in the PCs...

Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter.

You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast.

We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast.

Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd.

Also, keep an eye out for the DM's Dark Souls 3 playthrough, which will go up on our Youtube page as soon as he plays it and it gets rendered! That's: youtube.com/user/chaoticneutralcast

Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd

Cast:

Kiki - Aimee

Zurf - Dan

Kai - David

Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne

DM - Caleb

Music selections were "Bad Ideas - Distressed” and "Fun In A Bottle” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

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Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! That is, unless you LIKE listening to pre-journey preparations!

This week, the DM flashes forward in time to advance everyone's individual goals. Kiki's side business is flourishing, Kai is crafting armor fit for an Owlbear King, Burt digs in to the lore, and Zurf doubles down on some rumors! Things are looking up for the crew, but will a mysterious letter drive a wedge into this adventuring alliance?

Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter.

You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast.

We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast.

Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd.

Also, keep an eye out for the DM's Dark Souls 3 playthrough, which will go up on our Youtube page as soon as he plays it and it gets rendered! That's: youtube.com/user/chaoticneutralcast

Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd

Cast:

Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne

Kiki - Aimee

Zurf - Dan

Kai - David

DM - Caleb

Music selections were "Evil Plan FX” and "Villainous Treachery - Distressed” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Do it for the Moppet King!

This week, Kiki continues her poorly planned assassination, Zurf brawls in a tavern, Burt rides out a religious riot, and Kai tries to escape from a mob of tiny assassins looking for his blood! In other words, it's just a normal Tuesday for the Chaotic Neutral Crew!

Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter.

You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast.

We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast.

Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd.

Also, keep an eye out for the DM's Dark Souls 3 playthrough, which will go up on our Youtube page as soon as he plays it and it gets rendered! That's: youtube.com/user/chaoticneutralcast

Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd

Cast:

Kai - David

Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne

Kiki - Aimee

Zurf - Dan

DM - Caleb

Music selections were "Bad Ideas - Distressed" and "Comic Plodding” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Do it, or the DM will work in even more material based in obscure early church doctrinal schisms!

The gang's evening out continues in force, as Kiki carries out a contract, Burt gets some reading in, and Kai goes to work on his project. However, things NEVER go smoothly for Kiki, Burt stumbles into a religious riot, and someone seems to be shadowing Kai...

But first we check in with our resident hobo and walking vegetable garden: ZURF!

Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter.

You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast.

We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast.

Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd.

Also, keep an eye out for the DM's Dark Souls 3 playthrough, which will go up on our Youtube page as soon as he plays it and it gets rendered! That's: youtube.com/user/chaoticneutralcast

Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd

Cast:

Kai - David

Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne

Kiki - Aimee

Zurf - Dan

DM - Caleb

Music selections were "Amazing Plan - Distressed" and "Fun In A Bottle” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Do it for halfling ninjas!