Chaotic Neutral Podcast

Long simmering tensions have erupted as Kiki and Zurf finally come to blows! Much to Kiki's surprise, the rest of the gang backs her on her attack - probably because in her blind bloodthirst, she failed to note that Zurf was the source of the crystal corruption. Now the gang is locked in a deadly dance of destruction, and the beefed-up beardo seems to have some crazy new tricks up his sleeve! Will the gang win out and rescue their friend, or will they become another set of crystal automatons? Find out in this week's episode of the Chaotic Neutral Podcast!

Scheduling note: We're back onto a semi-regular recording schedule, but life is throwing us curveballs, so we're not sure what our editing turnaround is gonna be. We'll still shoot for an episode a week, but we can't promise it. Make sure you're subscribed so you can catch new episodes when they come out!

Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter.

You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast.

We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast.

Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd.

Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd!

Cast:

Bayard - Will

Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne

Zurf - Dan

Kiki - Aimee

Kai - David

DM - Caleb

Music selections were "Amazing Plan - Distressed” and "Five Card Shuffle” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

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The gang has reunited with Zurf! It's not all sunshine and roses, though, since the diseased dwarf has succumbed entirely to the crystal curse and is actively spreading it through the city of Kaffa. Surely the gang will reason with their friend, and bring him back to sanity peacefully? Right? Right?! Find out in this week's episode of the Chaotic Neutral Podcast!

Scheduling note: We're back onto a semi-regular recording schedule, but life is throwing us curveballs, so we're not sure what our editing turnaround is gonna be. We'll still shoot for an episode a week, but we can't promise it. Make sure you're subscribed so you can catch new episodes when they come out!

Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter.

You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast.

We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast.

Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd.

Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd!

Cast:

Kai - David

Bayard - Will

Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne

Zurf - Dan

Kiki - Aimee

DM - Caleb

Music selections were "Villainous Treachery - Distressed” and "Evil Plan FX” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

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The gang emerges from the temple complex and heads for the city of Kaffa, but all is not right in this frontier boomtown sea port! The streets are deserted, all is deathly quiet, and there's some sort of arcane bubble enveloping the city! Join the crew as they investigate these strange developments and seek out the root of the trouble on this week's episode of the Chaotic Neutral Podcast!

Scheduling note: We're back onto a semi-regular recording schedule, but life is throwing us curveballs, so we're not sure what our editing turnaround is gonna be. We'll still shoot for an episode a week, but we can't promise it. Make sure you're subscribed so you can catch new episodes when they come out!

Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter.

You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast.

We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast.

Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd.

Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd!

Cast:

Kiki - Aimee

Kai - David

Bayard - Will

Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne

Zurf - Dan

DM - Caleb

Music selections were "Bad Ideas - Distressed” and "Iron Horse - Distressed” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

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It's a channel necro! The DM actually forgot to upload this before our unplanned, unannounced hiatus, but here it is in all of its glory: the follow-up to last episode's cliff-hanger! Will the gang complete the ritual? Will Bayard Ironmug survive his first adventure with the gang? What was even the point of this side-quest? Most importantly, where the hell is Fozzie?! Find out in this week's episode of the Chaotic Neutral Podcast!

Scheduling note: New episodes are coming! We plan to record this weekend (9/9-ish) and start uploading as soon as they're cleaned up enough. Thanks for waiting on us!

**Audio note: although the content of this episode is top-notch, problems with the DMs connection have wreaked havoc on the sound quality. We're working on solutions, but we're sorry for the quality of this set. Thanks for understanding!**

Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter.

You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast.

We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast.

Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd.

Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd!

Cast:

Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne

Kiki - Aimee

Kai - David

Bayard - Will

DM - Caleb

Music selections were "Amazing Plan - FX" and "Fun In A Bottle" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

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Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Do it to help us fight off our crippling insecurities!

After eluding a horrifying mummified monster and emerging from the mazelike mausoleum, the gang finds a crystal in a cloister that is containing a crazed creature! They realize that they can cleanse the crystal with a ritual, but that it'll attract unwanted attention. The only way they can complete the ritual and break the curse is through the power of teamwork in this week's episode of the Chaotic Neutral Podcast!

**Audio note: although the content of this episode is top-notch, problems with the DMs connection have wreaked havoc on the sound quality. We're working on solutions, but we're sorry for the quality of this set. Thanks for understanding!**

Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter.

You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast.

We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast.

Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd.

Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd!

Cast:

Bayard - Will

Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne

Kiki - Aimee

Kai - David

DM - Caleb

Music selections were "Evil Plan - FX" and "Fun In A Bottle" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Do it so we can justify buying new microphones!

The gang is trapped in cramped catacombs with a monstrous, murderous mummy lord! Fozzie is nowhere to be found, Kiki is panicking (because Fozzie is nowhere to be found), Kai is pounding potions, Burt is trying to avoid the mummy's pestilent punches, and new cleric Bayard is just trying to keep up with everything. Will the gang evade their pursuer and escape the tomb? Or will they spend eternity shambling through the sandy halls? Find out in this week's episode of the Chaotic Neutral Podcast!

**Audio note: although the content of this episode is top-notch, problems with the DMs connection have wreaked havoc on the sound quality. We're working on solutions, but we're sorry for the quality of this set. Thanks for understanding!**

Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter.

You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast.

We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast.

Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd.

Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd!

Cast:

Kai - David

Bayard - Will

Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne

Kiki - Aimee

DM - Caleb

Music selections were "Amazing Plan - Distressed" and "Comic Plodding" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

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The gang - including new friend Bayard - is trapped in a maze of narrow tunnels with a horrifying, powerful mummy! To make matters worse, they have spread out in order to pursue their own agendas, making them easy prey for the undead denizens of the dark dungeon. Will they meet up, evade their pursuer, and escape? Or will they join the undead in their unending vigil beneath the sands?

**Audio note: although the content of this episode is top-notch, problems with the DMs connection have wreaked havoc on the sound quality. We're working on solutions, but we're sorry for the quality of this set. Thanks for understanding!**

Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter.

You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast.

We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast.

Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd.

Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd!

Cast:

Kiki - Aimee

Kai - David

Bayard - Will

Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne

DM - Caleb

Music selections were "Five Card Shuffle" and "Villainous Treachery - Distressed" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

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Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Do it so the DM can fix his connection issues...

After the bridge collapsed and the gang blacked out, they awaken in a cold, dark chamber. Also there is a drunken dwarf who introduces himself as Bayard Ironmug and warns the party about dangers in the tunnels ahead. What horrors await the gang below the surface of the desert? Find out in this week's episode of the Chaotic Neutral Podcast!

Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter.

You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast.

We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast.

Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd.

Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd!

Cast:

Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne

Kiki - Aimee

Will - Bayard

DM - Caleb

Music selections were "Villainous Treachery - Distressed" and "Iron Horse" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Do it so the DM can fix his connection issues...

The gang awakened some sort of ancient arcane security system while trying to cross a bridge into an abandoned temple complex. Now they're in a fight for their lives against two giant statues as crazed undead fire burning pitch onto the already limited ground! Will the gang defeat the bridge guardians, or will they crash and burn? Find out in this week's episode!

Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter.

You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast.

We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast.

Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd.

Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd!

Cast:

Kai - David

Zurf - Dan

Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne

Kiki - Aimee

DM - Caleb

Music selections were "Amazing Plan - Distressed" and "Iron Horse - Distressed" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Comment "Owlbears!" if you read this far...

The gang has come across ruins of a long-lost civilization, half buried in the desert! They quickly discover evidence that something still stirs within the sand swept halls...

Chaotic Neutral is a Live Play, Actual Play, or Real Play (they keep coming up with new ways to describe it) Dungeons and Dragons Podcast as recorded by a bunch of crazy, drunken, foul-mouthed adults. Not to be used as a baby-sitter.

You can stream or download our episodes at @cndnd, or you can find us through your podcast service of choice (such as iTunes) as the Chaotic Neutral Podcast.

We also tweet our favorite bits and news about our live broadcasts on Twitter @cndndcast.

Check out our nerdy uploads on Instagram @chaoticneutraldnd and Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/cndnd.

Finally, you can watch our live games at twitch.tv/chaoticneutraldnd!

Cast:

Kiki - Aimee

Kai - David

Zurf - Dan

Burt (and Producer) - Cheyne

DM - Caleb

Music selections were "Iron Horse - Distressed" and "Comic Plodding” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

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Thanks for listening! Regardless of how you listen, please favorite/like, subscribe, tell your friends, and throw us comments or reviews! These things help raise our visibility and help more listeners find our show! Do it for the Monk!