Chapel Perilous

Chapel Perilous

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Chapel Perilous episodes

  • His Name Is Clippy with Johnny Beeks
    It looks like you're trying to listen to episode 23. Would you like help?
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    America (you're freaking me out)- The Menzingers
    Yellow Cat (slash) Red Cat- Say Anything
    1 hr 31 min
  • 23 Percent with 2 Dope Popes
    You're looking at a tableau of reality, things of substance, of physical material: a desk, a window, a light. These things exist and have dimension. Now this is Arthur Curtis, age thirty-six, who also is real. He has flesh and blood, muscle and mind. But in just a moment we will see how thin a line separates that which we assume to be real with that manufactured inside of a mind. Oh, by the way, this is our anniversary episode. Happy 23rd!
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    No Mercy Instrumental-Immortal Technique
    Ancient Man-Deadboy and the Elephantmen
    1 hr 16 min
  • Gender Reveal Party with Jeremiah Chinegwu
    Continuing Black History Month part 2 part 23 we have Denver comedian Jeremiah Chinegwu aka Denver's Black Jesus on the show to talk about women in the military, building Ikea furniture and how fucked up Toy Story is when you really think about it. Enjoy the show!
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    Expose Yourself To Kids-GG Allin
    Beat Konducta in India-Madlib
    1 hr 48 min
  • Medication Time with Dr. Anthony Damn Duncan
    In an act of solidarity so noble even we can't believe it, we here at the Chapel Perilous have decided to take Pride month away from the gays this year and make the rest of June Black History Month Part 2, starting with our esteemed guest Dr. Anthony Damn Duncan. Anthony explains the dangers of giant tits and voodoo and asks the important question: what race were the girls from the Fanta commercials? I've been told there is a video somewhere out there of the Fantana Girls dancing as the World Trade Center crumbles behind them some 23 years ago. Really makes ya think.....also Black History Month Part 2 is copywritten so fuck off.
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    Medication-Queens of the Stone Age
    The Enchanter-Robert Plant and The Strange Sensation
    1 hr 15 min
  • Superluminal Pharmaceuticals with Jacob Jonas
    Our guest this week, Jacob Jonas, is only a few years younger than us but boy does he make us look old. We discuss his childhood ADD medications and then we make a reference to Brendan Fraser in The Mummy that he's too young to get and we nearly get into a fist fight. We also discuss edibles, time warps, and how to do a proper Mitch Hedberg impression. Don't worry, we cut off the dialogue long before we start ranting about the prison industrial complex. We simply end with a reading from Numbers 23:23: "For there is no magic curse against Jacob, nor is there any divination against Israel."
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    Adderall Admiral by Danny Brown
    A.D.H.D. by Kendrick Lamar
    1 hr 10 min
  • Chicken Soup for the Degenerate Gambler's Soul with Josh Grambo and Jeremy Cash
    We kick episode 23 off with audio from a deep fake video (link below) made by one of our guests, media mage and closet homophobe Josh Grambo. We talked to him and fellow comic/degenerate gambler Jeremy Cash about Isaac Kappy, online poker and the deep fake fractal matrix psuedo-reality that is Maya. Quit your job, become a hologram, and enjoy the show.
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    Tumbling Dice-The Rolling Stones
    Hey Darlin' Do You Gamble-Lucero
    1 hr 42 min
  • The League of Extraordinary Corey's with Corey (Bear) Quattlebaum and Cory Stevens
    Today we have a very special episode, the 23rd assembly of the League of Extraordinary Corey's with Cory Stevens and Corey (Bear) Quattlebaum. We pretended to be on mushrooms as part of a performance piece but it's purely fantasy.
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    Cory's in the House theme song
    Animals-Mishka Shubaly
    1 hr 4 min
  • The Only Real Kink is Shame with Indiana Danahue
    In the Buddhist conception, we return to this planet over and over again, trying to get it right, and on the final lap, we come back mentally challenged. It's basically Lord of the Rings. This week, Indiana Danahue returns to the podcast (his 23rd appearance) to explain this and much more. We discuss Noam Chomsky's pickup lines (want to feel Adam Smith's invisible hand?) and how the propagandists who run our culture are essentially pick-up artists themselves. This episode is for both the kinky and the asexual. But not for the Irish.
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    Let's Get Retarded - Black Eyed Peas
    The Battle of Evermore - Led Zeppelin
    1 hr 14 min
  • Chaos Magick with Noah Hubler and Christine Tomlinson
    Every week we roll a 23 sided die to see who will be the next guest to enter Chapel Perilous, and this week it landed on Chaos magician, rapper and comedian Noah Hubler, who brought his comedy mom and friend of the show Christine Tomlinson. He also brought a level of disorder seldom seen or tolerated elsewhere. Enjoy responsibly fellow popes. HAIL ERIS!!
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    Smokes Quantity by Boards of Canada
    Robert Anton Wilson on Chaos
    Khaos x4 by Poppy
    The Magician by Jason Isbell
    1 hr 4 min
  • Fetish Fractal with Von Sprecken
    Everybody knows about 69'ing but have you ever been 23'ed? No? Well I guess you're about ready then! We cooked up a very special episode, just for you! Denver comic Von Sprecken joined the cast to talk about fetishes, furries and fungible tokens but not really the last one. 
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    Venus in Furs by The Velvet Underground
    Polar Bear by Puscifer
    1 hr 12 min

About Chapel Perilous

From the publisher's feed

Chapel Perilous is a thought-snare located somewhere among Jesus and CBS—halfway between the Yemeni Genocide and Harry Potter. The chapel is like the egos of its hosts Alan Bromwell and Corey Cooley, in that once you're inside, there doesn't seem to be any way out. Unless you have a ten strip handy. Or you're willing to solve a Zen riddle the old fashioned way. Who is the master who makes the grass green?