In their first read of spooky season, Krista and Kelsey venture into Pestilence by Laura Thalassa and ask the question: how can you fall in love with a being who is meant to end the entire human race? Especially if that being insists on guarding you while you pee and almost unalives you once or twice. Can love really conquer all? If you too need answers, this might be the episode for you!

CW: explicit sex, animal cruelty, graphic violence, torture, attempted/suggested rape, death