Shelf Pleasure is back with more monster smut, this time with 3x the vampires daddies! This week Krista and Kelsey delve into Court of the Vampire Queen by Katee Robert, discuss teenage vampire obsessions, and debate the existence of magical assholes. We also learn that Gary Oldman can still, in fact, get it. 

CW: dubious consent, explicit sex, graphic violence, blood, gore, blood play, breeding + pregnancy, discussions about abortion, attempted drugging/assault, parental abuse, murder, patricide