Character Debates

Will Smith might slap us for this episode of Character Debates where we discuss if bald people should be allowed to be mocked! Listen to hyper sensitive Alopecia survivor Otis Rice spit fire against a guy with a very nice ponytail who thinks the bald are ugly! Listen in as they discuss how bald people manipulate hair on hair violence, ruining Questloves Oscar moment and how GI Jane is now a racial slur. All judged by a guy with thinning hair who is on PCP.

Moderator: Michael Harrison

Otis Rice: Troy Alan

Dewy Mitchelson: Drew Dunn

Harold Furlong: Jake Vevera

Johnny Depp joins us in a very touchy Character Debates episode as we try to understand why women are constantly sexual harrassing men!!! Listen to the harrowing story of brave male secretary Arnold Harrington as he opens up about his aggressive female boss Marisia Trout! Hear them argue about cat calling, vagina-shaped food disorders, and how Arnold should learn to lighten up when Marisia grabs his dick at work.

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Moderator: Michael Harrison

Marisia Trout : Liz Glazer

Arnold Harrington: Drew Dunn

Johnny Depp: Jake Vevera

Character Debates has a very exciting episode on a very boring topic as we discuss if the rich should pay taxes! In this epic bout, Lancelot the Billionaire bickers with Brian the Auditor about such issues as what does the term IRS stand for, should dead people be taxed, and why drug dealers need to report their earnings. All judged by a gambling addict!

Moderator: Michael Harrison

Lancelot DuBois Van Cortland Von Havemeyer III : Brian Scott McFadden

Brian Hickey: Drew Dunn

Earl Shaver: Jake Vevera

Character Debates has a pretty sweet episode lined up for you this week as the Red M and M argues with candy bigot Blayne Norred on is candy getting too political?! In this conversation, they will be discussing candy cannibalism, M and M footwear, and how Howard Hughes was tied into their dark early years! All judged by the original 1940's bombshell M and M, Violet! Moderator: Michael Harrison Blayne Norred: Jason Salmon Red: Drew Dunn

Violet: Jake Vevera

If anyone out there is looking for information about misinformation, then you're at the right place! Join us as CDC Public Health official Dr. Ouchie debates the pros and cons of Misinformation with the podcast host of Queefmouth, Jimmy Two Shoes. Listen in as they discuss accidental discoveries, the dangers of spreading lies, and consuming sweat from the ass of a goat! All judged by Ivermectin stock buyer, Winthrop Lawrence. Featuring the head writer from Tha God's Honest Truth, Charles McBee!

Moderator: Michael Harrison

Dr. Ouchie: Charles McBee

Jimmy Two-shoes: Drew Dunn

Winthrop Lawrence: Jake Vevera

Every podcasts dream guest has entered into the Character Debates arena as we are happy to welcome world renowned shit-disturber Donald Trump to the program! In this episode, he argues Jason (Pronounced "Jay-soon") on if Free Speech should be Free! Listen in as they discuss rumor spreading, the ability to censor bad imitations, and if the judge is a 7-foot-4 chinese woman. All judged by Michael's Grade 10 Canadian high school English teacher, Mr. Zurevinski.

Moderator: Michael Harrison

Donald Trump: Steven Scott

Jason: Drew Dunn

Mr. Zurevinski: Jake Vevera

In this episode, Character Debates focuses on the land of the rising sun as we try to determine if Sumo Wrestling should be Japan's National Sport. NYC comedian Misha Han joins us as fat-shaming karate champion Hideki Tanaka who verbally spars against Mer,the 487 pound American born Sumo Wrestler! They discuss topics such as scaring ring demons, why women are considered impure in Sumo Wrestling, and mawashi crotch rash. All judged by the famous kick boxer turned porn star, Chuck Litoris.

Moderator: Michael Harrison

Hideki Tanaka: Misha Han

Mer: Drew Dunn

Chuck Litoris: Jake Vevera

Forget Joe Rogan and Dave Chappelle! Character Debates is going after one of the most controversial figures in history...Cupid! In this epic match, the Love God debates woke university student Bethany Von Strauss on should Cupid be canceled?! They argue alternative nudist flying baby professions, patriarchal arrow shapes, and the time dildos were handed out during Valentine's Day. All judged by a guy who sexually assaulted a Cuomo cousin! Featuring the super funny Gina Brillon from Amazons hit comedy special "The Floor is Lava" (For comedy dates, visit ginabrilloncomedy.com) Moderator: Michael Harrison

Bethany Von Strauss: Gina Brillon

Cupid: Drew Dunn

Fred Wachowski: Jake Vevera

Tensions run high in this episode as open mic comedian Jake Vevera debates with Larry the Mugger about whether Jake deserves his wallet back. Find out the harrowing details as they discuss why Jake got divorced by his wife Amy, how Larry is culturally appropriating Kleptomaniacs, and the origin of the wallet! All judged by worn out vigilante turned Youtube creator, the Amazing Marcus!

Moderator:Michael Harrison

Larry the Mugger: Joe Pontillo

Jake Vevera: Jake Vevera

The Amazing Marcus: Drew Dunn

Let's start this year off with a bang! Improv impressionist Pat Swearingen joins us as time traveling renegade Doc Brown to debate the infamous Baby Hitler on should Time Travel exist!? They argue about curing Irritable Bowel Syndrome, the merits of killing babies, and why special guest judge Elon Musk can't blink!

Moderator:Michael Harrison

Doc Brown: Pat Swearingen

Baby Hitler: Drew Dunn

Elon Musk: Jake Vevera