Clean Freak Cops, Japanese Bachelor, Shatner Sings Jingle Bells, Husband Calling Contest, Hunk Of Cheese On Beach: Rumour Confirmed.

Magpie Destruction, Drug Cat, Anime Basketball, Mysterious purple curves appearing in the sky, Man presses fruit against bare bottom, fifty lambs leave their flock together, Beluga whales adopt a Narwhal.

Cactus Thief, Dominos Tattoo, Cocaine Boat, Mystery Closure of Observatory, Grease-proof Xbox controller, Students purposely put on weight to avoid the army.

Frisky Dolphin, Pole Dance Welcome, Baby Shark, Thousands of fish dropped out of planes, Study reveals how people resist cheating on their partner, Fishmonger uses plastic googly eyes on old fish, Chef in Perth caught adding cat food to his creations.

We did our show in front of a live audience in Melbourne at a pub called Old Bar and had a few people jump up to tell us the news they like. Ended up chatting about River Cops, Real Estate Booboo, Fake Foot found in a river, a guy putting 15 boiled eggs up inside himself and a bunch of other stuff.

We're joined by Sniff of Pist Idiots to cover The Bronze Goose Statue, Solitude Island, Fountain Mangina and Bed Sheet Cleanliness.

Bigfoot Erotica, Dad Shoots Son, KFC Pig, Relaxed Fun Run, Botox User Goes Blind, Schwarzenegger Encourages A Fan, Walmart Fraud

Elderly Metalheads, Surprise Birth, Shark Kidnapping, Woman dating a ghost, Logan Paul wants to fight in UFC, Alex Jones banned from the internet, Stoners are cleaning up rubbish.

Zebra Donkey, Cop Birthday, Sleepyhead Day, Nirvana Reunion w/Chad Kroeger, Death Valley Ghost Town, Other uses for Botox, Gang puts bounty on dog, Metallica use Spotify to create set lists, Cop shaves mans beard

Poo Jogger Returns, Ninja Shortage, Abandoned Plane, Jamie Lee Curtis Meets Brave Fan, Worlds Largest Bum, Man Survives Bear Attack, Prison Love