This week takes an American theme as the boys discuss the MLS. Phil sets a distinctly American-themed challenge for Iain and Mike and they look at a selection of the good, the bad and the ugly.

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An idea for a new crime drama. It had to happen. It really did. We blame the beer.

Phil, Iain and Mike talk about the contribution that commentators make to televised sport. Phil organises a Mike vs Iain challenge based around football shorts and the lads talk about their favourite shirts. Obligatory references are made to Manchester United and Chris Waddle.

The boys discuss what makes a derby game, football hipsters and what they'd like to see removed from the modern game. Phil tests the knowledge of Iain and Mike with a quiz about Twitter accounts and Iain experiences lockdown madness again.

Are you excited for the return of football? Is it like having Christmas in June? We talk about getting back into the Premier League season then move on to pop songs from the world of football as Phil sets a new challenge for Iain and Mike. The Chris Waddle counter goes through the roof.

Iain, Phil and Mike talk about football shirts - both modern and retro. Phil sets a new challenge for Mike and Iain and the boys talk about football chants from the terraces.

Phil, Iain and Mike start by mentioning something familiar from the world of current affairs and politics but swiftly move on and talk about the differences between playing an 11-a-side game and a 5-a-side game. Both Iain and Mike have their knowledge of German football trivia tested by Phil and then they all enter the weird and sometimes horrifying world of football mascots.

Phil and Mike relive their misspent youths talking about iconic retro computer football games. Phil sets Mike a quiz and they generally dispair about the quality of music through the years.

In this bumper lockdown edition, we welcome our first guest to the podcast - trainee sports writer Kathryn Batte - and ask her about the moment she fell in love with football. We have a new round of Iain vs Mike and Kathryn also joins in. Then we talk about Passion vs Psycho on the pitch.

We're in the middle of the coronavirus lockdown so we use a Skype call to talk about pre-match routines, goal celebrations and the only person older than Phil in the Sheffield Wednesday squad.