Ok so an abridged version of all the skets that fucked me over in the name of male attention and some abstract advice on how to find someone who is right for you. If you are a teenage girl, fuck off.

So here I go through my music library and if there's a song I feel should be skipped that has a story behind it I tell that story. Beware of secondhand embarrassment and teenage angst...and questionable singing.

So here's the first segment. I try and so an introduction and get carried away a few times. More to come soon.