And now, after 10 movies that made us miserable, we start analyzing movies we like, starting with Lucky McKee's May.  Often disturbing, quirky, and clever all in the same scene, this Angela Bettis-starring 2002 film marks the beginning of Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage going into movies that should have had bigger audiences. 

In the season 1 finale of Cinematic Autopsy, Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions examine the towering tribute to the fragile ego of Kevin Costner that was 1997's The Postman. Witness the Greatest Man Who Ever Lived as women throw themselves at him and men tell him how honored they are to meet him, while everybody constantly lets him know how smart he is. Really. That happens in this film. Witness Charles' nervous breakdown at how dumb one character's name is. Listen to Chelsea's disappointment at the killing of a donkey named Bill. Listen, in real time, as the Diabolic Duo struggle to describe this utter disaster of a film. All this and more in Episode 10 of Charles and Chelsea's Cinematic Autopsy!

Come join Charles and Chelsea on a log flume of hype and pointless dialogue as they review Quentin Tarantino's contribution to the Grindhouse genre, Death Proof.  Will the Diabolic Duo be able to keep awake during the pointless, interchangeable dialogue? Will anyone ever make the proper 14 minute version of this film? Will the world come to realize the glory of potatoes? All of this and more in the profane and hilarious Episode 9 of Charles and Chelsea's Cinematic Autopsy!

In the eighth edition of Charles and Chelsea's Cinematic Autopsy, the Diabolic Duo talk to you rat-brained man-animals about Battlefield Earth, the 2000 John Travolta passion project. Every week for the next few weeks, Charles and Chelsea will dedicate their time to dissecting various films and then how that film could have been better.

Your soul won't be the only thing torn apart in the seventh episode of Charles and Chelsea's Cinematic Autopsy as Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions aim their scalpels right at Hellraiser: Bloodline, the movie that toppled a horror franchise.  But what went wrong? Join the Diabolic Duo, who have such sights to show you, across the past, present, and future of the Hellraiser franchise!

In the sixth edition of Charles and Chelsea's Cinematic Autopsy, the Diabolic Duo struggle to understand the ways of Eternals and Brutals as they perform a cinematic autopsy on John Boorman's infamous disasterpiece Zardoz (1974).  Every week for the next few weeks, Charles and Chelsea will dedicate their time to dissecting various films and then how that film could have been better.

In the fifth edition of Charles and Chelsea's Cinematic Autopsy, the Diabolic Duo talk about Dee Snider's Strangeland, a 1998 film about a man who ceaselessly quotes Modern Primitive philosophy while forcibly piercing people. Every week for the next few weeks, Charles and Chelsea will dedicate their time to dissecting various films and then how that film could have been better.

In the fourth edition of Charles and Chelsea's Cinematic Autopsy, with audio cleaned up as much as we could clean it, the Diabolic Duo talk about a movie that combines the New York City Housing Market, Baby Jeff Goldblum, Therese and Alison, homophobia, the worst ableism you've ever seen, and the nice plaque at the Gates of Hell, 1977's The Sentinel. Every week for the next few weeks, Charles and Chelsea will dedicate their time to discussing a different film that could have been better.

Be sure to tune in next week for Episode 5 - Dee Snider's Strangeland!

In the third edition of Charles and Chelsea's Cinematic Autopsy, now available with audio as cleaned up as we could clean it, the Diabolic Duo talk about a movie that's one part Kirk Cameron sermon, one part Infinity War prequel, and all parts bad, 2000's Left Behind, from a filmmaker's perspective. Every week for the next few weeks, Charles and Chelsea will dedicate their time to discussing a different film that could have been better.

Be sure to tune in next week for Episode 4 - The Sentinel!

In the second edition of Charles and Chelsea's Cinematic Autopsy, now with audio as cleaned up as we could possibly clean it up, the Diabolic Duo talk about everything that went wrong with the Chuck Norris/Joe Zito Right Wing wet dream, Invasion U.S.A., from a filmmaker's perspective. Every week for the next few weeks, Charles and Chelsea will dedicate their time to discussing a different film that could have been better.

Be sure to tune in next week for Episode 3 - Left Behind!