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In what we think is the penultimate episode of season 9, we experience the ultimate dinner-time altercation between Taylor, Olivia, Austen, JT, Madison, and Shep --basically the entire cast.  Even Whitney joins the vacation for a hot second to get in on this absolute brawl of a meal.  Thank goodness we all make it out of Jamaica alive, even if the nail might actually be in the coffin for Taylor and Olivia's friendship.  At least we get to round out the episode with a lovely citrus-y dinner party with blossoming besties, Paige and Madison, and their doting men.  The lingering question remains-- will Craig and Paige ever end up in the same city, and can their relationship survive the long distance?  Only time will tell!  

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Join Captain Sardine and the crew this week as they embark on a booze cruise where we learn that Madison has a girl crush on Paige, and Craig has aspired to dance like Justin Bieber since he was just a wee lad.  Lots and lots of bus-riding and more gossip about the never ending Austen and Taylor "make-out" sage, and some obvious confusion about the definition of the word "verbal abuse" when it comes to dinner time conversations with Olivia.  We are marching towards the end of season 9, and as Kathryn would say about this fun-filled episode...  "we are not mad at it!"  Another great episode, kudos again to the editors, and "one, two, three...cheers!"  Raise that glass of Veuve Clicquot and enjoy our recap.

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The Southern Charm crew is continuing to wreak havoc on the island of Jamaica, this time bringing their drama and their webs-of-lies to various waterfalls and local eateries.  The very chaste, innocent Austen and Taylor sleepover has now reached National News level, and the group must contend with the Page Six article heard round the world whilst trying to enjoy blue holes and a variety of lobster appetizers.    In true Southern Charm fashion, Madison makes amazing judgey faces, she and Craig team-up to call Taylor/Austen out on their BS, and Shep concludes the evening in a drunken, rage-monster tantrum.  And in true "Charmed, I'm Sure" fashion, we sing at least three off-key numbers for y'all, and attempt to find as many trans-Atlantic ways that we possibly can to describe the words "drunk" and "hookup".  Cheers, mates!

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Welcome to Jamaica, Charmers!  Craig plans a "get to know Paige" trip, that ends up happening without Paige.  Nevertheless, we get our messy Charleston crew bringing their drama to a whole new country, where Craig fills in random bartenders on the group dynamic, Austen and Olivia pound massive Big Gulps full of airport margaritas and later end up spilling their feelings, and we are all still trying to figure out what Austen Kroll actually wants to gain out of his Bravo TV therapy sessions.  Plus, Madison LeCroy fearlessly rocking a gorgeous white ensemble at the beach dinner, and giving Austen her very best ex-girlfriend pep talk.  An enjoyable episode all around!

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As promised, here is our short bonus episode on our Pillows and Beer experience! We’re talking you through our Craig and Austen based feelings including what sweeties they both were, how Yvette bought them beers and the size of Austen’s hands… 

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This is a very special recap this week, as we are recording together in-person!  Kathryn flew across the pond to visit Yvette in Houston, and we are absolutely chuffed to bits after our meet and greet last night with Craig and Austen at their Pillows and Beer show.  Join us as we recap this episode where the men wear smoking jackets for their annual Ms Patricia dinner (sans Patricia this year, as she sadly has hurt her back).  Whitney serves as a subpar replacement as host of this Royal Feast, and as usual the gentlemen struggle to play nice as they hash out their issues over Beef Wellington and inferior martinis.  Thank goodness for the fancy chef and the tuxedo-clad footmen for bringing a bit of class to this affair.

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This week the Charming Crew are still in the wilderness together attempting to fly fish, drink wine flights, and sort out their issues.  We get to see more fallout from the Olivia-Austen-Taylor-Shep quadrilateral of disfunction (Olivia is actually the only functional part of this mess).  We see the return of toxic Shep as he absolutely loses it on Taylor while in a drunken rage over the loss of a Ping Pong game.  Sounds like a bloody good time, right?!  

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This week on Southern Charm, we get a couple of conversations between Olivia and Austen, and Shep and Whitney regarding the fallout from last week's dinner party at JT's event space.  However, the majority of this episode is spent in a fancy vacation home with a bunch of grown men discussing the possible reasons behind Olivia's bra being discovered on Austen's ottoman.  That's really the gist of the entire episode.  Have a listen as we discuss the nonsensical behavior of the Southern Charm men as they also attempt to cook heart-shaped hamburgers in the name of Valentine's day.  Cheers, y'all!

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We are back together to finish the second half of this episode!  Join us for this tension-filled, awkward dinner party where everyone is screaming at each other, in true Southern Charm fashion.  Madison goes in on Taylor's hypocrisy with some memorable one-liners, Shep and JT stand up for Taylor in the midst of the horrible tempest the poor lass has been through, and Craig wears a blindfold at one point to hide from the chaos.  Oh, and Olivia, who has had an actual traumatic life experience, remains sweet and graceful throughout the entire meal.   Bon appetit, y'all!

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This week will be a dramatic interpretation in two acts.   Yvette is out sick with no voice, but fear not, Kathryn covers the ins and outs of the Act I, and she flawlessly guesses what Yvette's reaction to her comments would be.   Have a listen to Kathryn's real thoughts and Yvette's imaginary thoughts on Shep and Taylor's friendship chat by the beach, the boys' gathering at Ms. Pat's house, and the situation where poor lil Hudson gets bitten by an absolutely feral child.   We will be back ASAP with the rest of this episode, and the legendary performance by Madison LeCroy at JT's dinner (that he just HAD to have).  Cheers and thanks for bearing with us!

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