CHARMEDANDANGEROUS | YAP THERAPY

Hey my lil yappers 🤎 This week’s episode is…a ride.

First off—Matt Rife really bought the rights to the Annabelle doll?? I had to talk about it. And you know I couldn’t resist pulling up his birth chart to make sense of the chaos..

Then we get into part two of what might be the worst Mercury Retrograde of my life (if you know, you know), a raw lil vent sesh about struggling with confidence, and imposter syndrome.

I wrap it all up with a passionate PSA to the air signs…because y’all are always stressing everybody out and we need to unpack that 😂

Come laugh, reflect, and yap with me 🫶🏽 xx, sara

hi my beautiful people 🤎 in today’s episode of Yap Therapy, we’re diving and reacting to the Zodiac Sign Non-Negotiables List (by Zodiacreads on Instagram)— aka what each sign is never settling for again 👏 whether it’s betrayal, boredom, or bare minimum energy…we’re calling it OUT sign by sign.

but first, a little reminder that sometimes chaos is the exact thing needed before peace arrives. don’t resist the storm — it might be clearing the path for your next blessing..

✨ let me know in the comments what your sign is and what you refuse to tolerate ever again! Love yall sm! xx sara

Hi bbs,

In this week’s Yap Therapy, I’m talking about how Uranus is fully testing me right now (chaos much?), plus giving a quick update on my posting schedule. We dive into this Mercury retrograde in Leo and why its time to rethink your passion projects... and then get real about the darker side of Scorpio and Pisces energy — yes, we’re talking manipulation and delusion.

I also sprinkle in some random storytimes because when do I not? And to wrap things up, we have a heart-to-heart about why seeking outside validation will always fail you — it’s way too inconsistent to build your worth on.

Love yall so so much. xx sara

hi my lil yappers 🧠✨

This week’s Yap Therapy episode is a rollercoaster: we're unpacking the Capricorn Full Moon and what to finally let go of, why Jupiter in Cancer is asking you to re-mother yourself, and how miserable people often fear their own inner child.

We also dive into dating as a water sign, Scorpio’s karmic lessons, the Pluto in Aquarius shift, and the toxic mess that is Love Island USA Season 7. Plus, a quick fun fact from my Iranian side that’ll surprise you.

Love yall so so much! xx sara

Hi bbs 🧡In today’s Yap Therapy episode, we start with a little world talk, then dive straight into the chaos: from the astrology beef between Leo men and Scorpio women, to the exhausting power dynamics of toxic relationships, to why healthy love can feel… lowkey boring (but in the best way). I also talk about why healing doesn’t require you to isolate yourself — plus I react to a zodiac list that tries to decide which signs are “toughies” vs “softies.” Let’s yap. 😮‍💨💬

xx sara

Hi my lil yappers 🤎

In this episode, I’m venting about lovebombing/how hard the internet can be on women. I'm also sharing how my own experience as an immigrant has shaped the way I move through the world — especially when it comes to empathy and emotional responsibility.

We’re also talking about that viral meme breaking down the air signs: Libra as the lover, Aquarius the fighter, and Gemini somehow being both at once 😂 Spoiler: it’s accurate.

Plus, my audiobook catfished me (yes, it's time for a good ol' storytime), and I’m reminding you that you do not need to wait for the “perfect moment” to start living your dream life. And lastly, 50 Cent… is absolutely the Gemini Moon mascot. Just trust me.

Love yall so so much. xx sara

Hi bbs!

In this episode, I’m manifesting something big — your future Love Island Astrology Ambassador is speaking it into existence! I’m breaking down the Season 7 USA cast’s zodiac signs (spoiler: Earth signs are RUNNING the villa).

We’re also talking about:
→ A lil storytime from a recent drunk altercation (hehe)
→ Why accountability is one of the hottest traits a person can have
→ The weight of religious shame, and how it tries to keep us small even when we’re just trying to feel good

Lets get into ittt...don't forget to comment your thoughts!

xx sara

Whats good my bbs 🤎

In today’s episode, I’m talking about catching liars (Scorpio style), why Cancers weaponize nostalgia, and the absolute chaos of the WizardLiz cheating scandal. We’re also getting into the emotional weight of things people don’t talk about, like the quiet pain we all carry — and why healing isn’t always loud or pretty.

Plus: I give you a summer show + movie lineup I’m hyped for (Sirens, Love Island, 28 Years Later, and yes… Final Destination is coming back).This one is a mix of pop culture, personal truth, and emotional clarity.

So grab your snacks, your comfort water (or tequila 👀😂) bottle, and let’s get into it.xx sara

Hi my lil yappers,

In this episode, we’re diving into the most unhinged prison escape stories in U.S. history—and yes, we’re dragging their zodiac signs with us. From bank-robbing Geminis to manipulative Cancers, we’re breaking down how their zodiac signs might’ve predicted the chaos before it even happened. 🪐 🔐 🏃🏻

Comment with your thoughts, I love hearing what yall have to say! xx sara

He invented free energy. He talked to other realms. He died broke in a hotel.
And the government allegedly took everything.
Today, we’re deep diving into the one and only Nikola Tesla—through the lens of astrology, conspiracy, and spiritual justice.

💥 His Cancer Sun, Uranus/Pluto in the 1st, Aquarius Chiron in the 10th, and Aries North Node in the 12th, tell us everything we need to know about why this man was misunderstood, buried, and YEARS ahead of his time.

This isn’t just a history lesson— It’s a reminder of what happens when you know too much.
And honestly? It’s personal.

You’ll never look at him the same again. 👽🛸🌗 ⚡️

xx sara