Hi bbs 🧡In today’s Yap Therapy episode, we start with a little world talk, then dive straight into the chaos: from the astrology beef between Leo men and Scorpio women, to the exhausting power dynamics of toxic relationships, to why healthy love can feel… lowkey boring (but in the best way). I also talk about why healing doesn’t require you to isolate yourself — plus I react to a zodiac list that tries to decide which signs are “toughies” vs “softies.” Let’s yap. 😮‍💨💬

xx sara

Hi my lil yappers 🤎

In this episode, I’m venting about lovebombing/how hard the internet can be on women. I'm also sharing how my own experience as an immigrant has shaped the way I move through the world — especially when it comes to empathy and emotional responsibility.

We’re also talking about that viral meme breaking down the air signs: Libra as the lover, Aquarius the fighter, and Gemini somehow being both at once 😂 Spoiler: it’s accurate.

Plus, my audiobook catfished me (yes, it's time for a good ol' storytime), and I’m reminding you that you do not need to wait for the “perfect moment” to start living your dream life. And lastly, 50 Cent… is absolutely the Gemini Moon mascot. Just trust me.

Love yall so so much. xx sara

Hi bbs!

In this episode, I’m manifesting something big — your future Love Island Astrology Ambassador is speaking it into existence! I’m breaking down the Season 7 USA cast’s zodiac signs (spoiler: Earth signs are RUNNING the villa).

We’re also talking about:
→ A lil storytime from a recent drunk altercation (hehe)
→ Why accountability is one of the hottest traits a person can have
→ The weight of religious shame, and how it tries to keep us small even when we’re just trying to feel good

Lets get into ittt...don't forget to comment your thoughts!

xx sara

Whats good my bbs 🤎

In today’s episode, I’m talking about catching liars (Scorpio style), why Cancers weaponize nostalgia, and the absolute chaos of the WizardLiz cheating scandal. We’re also getting into the emotional weight of things people don’t talk about, like the quiet pain we all carry — and why healing isn’t always loud or pretty.

Plus: I give you a summer show + movie lineup I’m hyped for (Sirens, Love Island, 28 Years Later, and yes… Final Destination is coming back).This one is a mix of pop culture, personal truth, and emotional clarity.

So grab your snacks, your comfort water (or tequila 👀😂) bottle, and let’s get into it.xx sara

Hi my lil yappers,

In this episode, we’re diving into the most unhinged prison escape stories in U.S. history—and yes, we’re dragging their zodiac signs with us. From bank-robbing Geminis to manipulative Cancers, we’re breaking down how their zodiac signs might’ve predicted the chaos before it even happened. 🪐 🔐 🏃🏻

Comment with your thoughts, I love hearing what yall have to say! xx sara

He invented free energy. He talked to other realms. He died broke in a hotel.
And the government allegedly took everything.
Today, we’re deep diving into the one and only Nikola Tesla—through the lens of astrology, conspiracy, and spiritual justice.

💥 His Cancer Sun, Uranus/Pluto in the 1st, Aquarius Chiron in the 10th, and Aries North Node in the 12th, tell us everything we need to know about why this man was misunderstood, buried, and YEARS ahead of his time.

This isn’t just a history lesson— It’s a reminder of what happens when you know too much.
And honestly? It’s personal.

You’ll never look at him the same again. 👽🛸🌗 ⚡️

xx sara

Hi my beautiful people 🤎The Scorpio Full Moon is not here to coddle you—it’s here to help you level up. In this episode, I’m talking about walking through your pain to reclaim your power, why third party situations are never worth your peace, and how it’s time to stop being humble and start moving with the confidence of a pro athlete. Plus: the truth about healing and why you can’t do it alone. Let’s go deep, get real, and stop playing small. xx sara

Whats gooooood my bbs We're gonna start off this episode with a Saturn check in! I’m checking in with my fellow Saturn in Pisces natives—because yes, this transit is wrapping up soon, and whewww, what a spiritual bootcamp it’s been.

I’m also giving some real, grounded advice to the Aries Saturn natives who are next up—no fear-mongering, no doomsday vibes. Just truth, clarity, and support. You’ve got this 🤎

Then we’re switching gears into one of my fave astro topics ever: astrocartography—aka how your birth chart interacts with different places on Earth. I’ll explain it in the most non-confusing way possible, and show you how this even affects things like sports trades. (Spoiler: Jimmy Butler’s relocation story is lowkey a case study.)

Whether you’ve been craving a career shift, a location change, or just wanna understand yourself better—this one’s for you. Let’s talk purpose, place, and power. 🌎 🔥

Hi bbs💜 My Moon and Rising are beefing again and honestly? It shows 😭 In this episode we’re doing an astrology vibe check (because I needed one), celebrating Taurus season (aka the only thing grounding me right now), and breaking down why Beyoncé’s actual rising sign makes so much damn sense.

We’re also talking:
→ The chaos that is being magnetic (and why some people will love you and others will just be confused and mad)
→ Geminis being in their feelings and still trying to argue with me
→ When zodiac signs straight up annoy you (dont feel guilty, it happens to the best of us at some point in our lives)

Love yall soooo soooooo much! xx sara

Hi bbs! this episode is a little different… I’m getting vulnerable about something that’s held me back for years: my deep-rooted fear of authority and failure. I talk about what it’s like having Saturn as my chart ruler (Capricorn risings, I know you feel me), how imposter syndrome sneaks in, and why this past Mars in Cancer transit did not help lmao.But I’m also giving thanks to fire sign energy 🔥 — because idk what I'd do without my leo mars 🤎If you’ve ever felt stuck, scared to take up space, or like your inner child is terrified of getting in trouble… this one’s for you. You’re not alone. And you’re not lazy — you’re healing. xx sara