CHARMEDANDANGEROUS | YAP THERAPY

Hi my beautiful people 🤎The Scorpio Full Moon is not here to coddle you—it’s here to help you level up. In this episode, I’m talking about walking through your pain to reclaim your power, why third party situations are never worth your peace, and how it’s time to stop being humble and start moving with the confidence of a pro athlete. Plus: the truth about healing and why you can’t do it alone. Let’s go deep, get real, and stop playing small. xx sara

Whats gooooood my bbs We're gonna start off this episode with a Saturn check in! I’m checking in with my fellow Saturn in Pisces natives—because yes, this transit is wrapping up soon, and whewww, what a spiritual bootcamp it’s been.

I’m also giving some real, grounded advice to the Aries Saturn natives who are next up—no fear-mongering, no doomsday vibes. Just truth, clarity, and support. You’ve got this 🤎

Then we’re switching gears into one of my fave astro topics ever: astrocartography—aka how your birth chart interacts with different places on Earth. I’ll explain it in the most non-confusing way possible, and show you how this even affects things like sports trades. (Spoiler: Jimmy Butler’s relocation story is lowkey a case study.)

Whether you’ve been craving a career shift, a location change, or just wanna understand yourself better—this one’s for you. Let’s talk purpose, place, and power. 🌎 🔥

Hi bbs💜 My Moon and Rising are beefing again and honestly? It shows 😭 In this episode we’re doing an astrology vibe check (because I needed one), celebrating Taurus season (aka the only thing grounding me right now), and breaking down why Beyoncé’s actual rising sign makes so much damn sense.

We’re also talking:
→ The chaos that is being magnetic (and why some people will love you and others will just be confused and mad)
→ Geminis being in their feelings and still trying to argue with me
→ When zodiac signs straight up annoy you (dont feel guilty, it happens to the best of us at some point in our lives)

Love yall soooo soooooo much! xx sara

Hi bbs! this episode is a little different… I’m getting vulnerable about something that’s held me back for years: my deep-rooted fear of authority and failure. I talk about what it’s like having Saturn as my chart ruler (Capricorn risings, I know you feel me), how imposter syndrome sneaks in, and why this past Mars in Cancer transit did not help lmao.But I’m also giving thanks to fire sign energy 🔥 — because idk what I'd do without my leo mars 🤎If you’ve ever felt stuck, scared to take up space, or like your inner child is terrified of getting in trouble… this one’s for you. You’re not alone. And you’re not lazy — you’re healing. xx sara

Hi my lil yappers and happy mfckn fridayyyyy! How has this last week of venus retrograde been treating yall? 👀 if you're over it, fear not, your bestie is here to talk some sh*t and make you laugh. Today we'll be getting into the "correlation" between mercurials and coffee, my favorite book series of all time, how Venus retrograde is kicking all our a$$es, Virgo crashouts, and the power of hitting rock bottom. I love yall sm, and please take care of yourselves during the Libra Full Moon this weekend! xx sara

Happy friday my lil yappersssss! Today i'll be yapping about the difference between libra vs. scorpio energy, how neptune in aries will be different for us than neptune in pisces, and my favorite segment - reacting to cosmopolitans "zodiac signs of the white lotus characters" list!! Even if you dont watch the show, I think you'll enjoy the segment bc I explain the cast members storylines and how it intertwines with the zodiac sign picked for them. Love yall sooooo much, have an amazing weekend! xx sara

Whats gooooood my sessssiiii peopleeeee! I hope you're having a lovely Thursday 🤎 come hangout with your bestie cause today I'm ranting about temptation island + why you attract certain people, the top 3 most unbothered zodiac signs, some funny venus retrograde news, and obviously some rants to end the episode cause thats just how this scorpio rolls lol. Love yall so so much! xx sara

Hi my lil yappers 🤎 happy thursday... I hope this eclipse portal isnt driving yall too crazy 😒 but even if it is, come hangout with your girl while I get into the struggle of Aquarius and Capricorn placements, the astrology of aging, the 3 zodiac signs you dont want as an enemy, how true love was PROVEN by science, doing it for the plot, and finally rewiring your subconscious mind. This weeks episode is heavy on spiritual topics, so I hope your enjoy! Love yall so so much. xx sara

Whats good my lil yappers 🤎

I hope youre having a beautiful friday and that the eclipse didnt kick your a*s too much lmaoo. Come hangout with your bestie while I talk about Bhad Bhabie (Aries Sun, Capricorn Moon, Capricorn Mars) vs. Alabama Barker ( Capricorn Sun, Libra Moon, Taurus Mars), a zodiac list of the top 4 meanest zodiac signs, the virgo full moon eclipse, and of course a lil storytime/vent session. Love yall so so much!

xx sara

Whats goooooood my lil yappers!! I hope youre having a great friday, come unwind from your week with your bestie and lets get into Elon Musks Cancer Sun antics, a zodiac list reaction, and finally a venus retrograde check in! Love yall soooo much ♥️ xx sara