In Chaz and AJ Dumb Ass News, audio of a poor guy failing to keep calm while going through voicemail hell.

Allie from the Ridgefield Playhouse was in studio with Chaz and AJ to announce the Dee Snider show, and how to get tickets.

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A woman in Simsbury was attacked by a bear, so Chaz and AJ asked the Tribe to share their animal encounter stories. Alessandra's grandmother fought off a coyote with a door, and Brian's story included a mountain lion and a bear.

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In Chaz and AJ Dumb Ass News, a man gets stuck in a tiny wrench, and the Girl Scout leader that stole $15,000 worth of cookies.

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The Tribe seems to have an endless amount of stories about animal strikes. Ben in Hamden called Chaz and AJ about the time he punted a squirrel into the woods.

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AJ is a car guy, but he sure had a hard time figuring out what a "hanter plug" is. Lisa from Napoli Nissan was in with Chaz and AJ to review AJ's skills behind the parts counter.

Lisa was in studio with Chaz and AJ to assess AJ's job behind the parts counter at Napoli Nissan, including audio.

A debate between Chaz and AJ is settled by the Tribe during Dumb Ass News, when a 9-1-1 call is revealed to have already been played on air, and pretty recently.

A woman called 9-1-1 asking for cigarettes to be delivered to her home, and figured out a little too late that was not a good idea.

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On Tour Kenny was in with Chaz and AJ to play some karaoke audio, but not before sharing a story about the time he accidentally hit a cat with his car.