Chaz and AJ in the Morning

AJ explains what a "fire plug" is, and recaps his run-in with a snowflake in New Jersey, Chaz sets the bar low for the PLR Shamrock & Roll, a neighbor ratted out Pam, and Phil's finger is probably going to fall off.

Audio of crazy person on a bus is a perfect example of why you shouldn't ride the bus. Featured, of course, in Chaz and AJ Dumb Ass News.

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Yesterday, AJ's dreams about Scot Haney were explained by a dream interpreter. Scot was on with Chaz and AJ this morning, so they shared the deep, emotional meanings behind them.

Comedian/Magician Justin Willman was in studio with Chaz and AJ sharing his thoughts on the best and worst TV shows for magic tricks.

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In Chaz and AJ Dumb Ass News, the man in charge of writing your fortune cookie fortunes, has quit. All hope is lost.

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Dream interpreter Donna Velardi was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning, to explain in detail, the strange meanings behind AJ's dreams about Scot Haney.

Chaz and AJ called Lt. Paul Vance this morning, to talk about his long career as the spokesperson for the CT State Police, including the time he spoke to news cameras in his boxer shorts.

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The details of the Biden family relationships are getting a little complicated, so Chaz and AJ thought to ask the Tribe about their experiences of keeping it "all in the family."

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Allie from the Ridgefield Playhouse was in studio with Chaz and AJ, to play the Tour Rider game with the Tribe. Which comedian has a "hookers and blow" clause?

In Chaz and AJ Dumb Ass News, a convicted DUI driver would not stop swearing in police custody, and an avant garde music performance was a load of crap.

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