Chaz and AJ in the Morning

A dude lost his manhood after sticking it in a bottle, and a news anchor clearly has something else on the brain in Chaz and AJ Dumb Ass News.

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Phil's dad Johnny A was on the phone with Chaz and AJ, to share the most terrifying moment he experienced as a father. Is anyone really surprised Phil's family is creepy?

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Chaz and AJ asked the Tribe to call in the things their kids have said and/or done that terrified them. Maria's grandson woke up in the middle of the night and scared his mother by saying this.

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Fairfield Police Chief MacNamara was on with Chaz and AJ to help Phil with the basics of gun safety, before he heads out for his first time shooting.

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Flordia Man strikes again! In Chaz and AJ Dumb Ass News, a guy pulled out a shotgun when he couldn't get his cell phone fixed. But did it work?

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Chaz and AJ asked the Tribe how they were fired, and Mike in Manchester managed to do so before even landing the job!

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Phil the Producer admitted he's never fired a gun before, then Chaz and AJ received a call from Fairfield Police Chief Gary MacNamara, who agreed to help Phil not kill himself.

In Chaz and AJ Dumb Ass News, Florida did something right? They arrested Vladimir Putin!

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Chaz and AJ had Fathead the stupid intern in studio, to try and understand why after just a few short months dating his new girlfriend, he's becoming a vegetarian.

Fathead interviewed Fabio, who had a lot of hate for Hillary Clinton. Chaz and AJ noticed his soundbyte could fit a parody song.