Chaz and AJ in the Morning

Fathead the stupid intern was out this weekend, getting audio of college students attempting to spell. When he told Chaz and AJ he was sick, they made him put the garbage can over his head so they didn't get sick.

News 8's Jacquie Slater was in with Chaz and AJ, looking for a good man from the Tribe to date. Are her standards too high?

In Chaz and AJ news, the D.E.E.P. wants to know is it safe to kill the deer? The state wants you to kill them, then bring their heads to them so they can examine. Plus, how Donald Trump works out.

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Pam's worm situation somehow gets worse, Phil is dreading family photos, and AJ is nervous about having to get on a plane before the Marconi ceremony.

Comedian Matt Catazano was in with Chaz and AJ, and after learning a few things about Pam, he attempted to create a diary entry she might write.

WFSB Weather God Scot Haney was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to talk about the angry viewer emails he's received, the many hits of the Pure Prairie League, and the weekend forecast.

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The Tribe's pun police were on parade in Dumb Ass News, when Chaz and AJ read a story about a man who loves his tree TOO much.

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Well, he almost had it. Fairfield Police Chief Gary MacNamara does think the Chaz would be a great bus monitor, though!

No, of course not. Fairfield Police Chief Gary MacNamara tries to let him down easy, and find a job he CAN do.

Magilla was in with Chaz and AJ this morning to announce he's moving to Florida. In honor of his 13 years with the show, here's his classic Shock Collar Karaoke to A-ha's "Take on Me."