Chaz and AJ in the Morning

A local Milford man PTFO in a funeral home, where police found him drunk in a closet. Sports guy Jason Page was in studio with Chaz and AJ for Dumb Ass News.

On Chaz and AJ Dumb Ass News, a man calls 911 to ask the operator how much trouble he could get in for the marijuana growing in his backyard.

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Fathead the stupid intern was asked to interview folks at the Milford Oyster Fest. He joined Chaz and AJ in studio with audio of Raymond Rush, who he forgot he had already met.

The brand new Metallica, with instant reaction from Chaz and AJ with comedian Paul Bond.

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A Chaz and AJ Dumb Ass News record has been set. This story was submitted by more Tribe members than any other!

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Comedian Paul Bond in studio with Chaz and AJ for sports, with audio of the most enthusiastic Usain Bolt fan, ever.

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Chaz and AJ got another tremendous Tribe story of avoiding arrest, this time in Mexico!

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Chaz and AJ asked the Tribe to call in stories about how they SHOULD have been arrested, but weren't. Despite Jay's ludicrous speed, and subsequent 20 minute police chase, he evaded arrest!

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NSFW! Comedian Paul Bond convinced Chaz and AJ to let him play a song that uses the "C" word, a lot. Plus, how Paul and Jim Breuer wound up playing "If You're Happy and You Know It" on MTV for Metallica, and how AJ got cut from Paul's new comedy DVD.

Chaz and AJ spoke to Doug Gray from the Marshall Tucker Band, and couldn't wait to tell him how Pam confused them with the Allman Bros. Doug suggested Pam join the band on stage at the Milford Oyster Fest to sort out any confusion.

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