Someone tell this guy you need to be in a car to use the drive thru! Chaz and AJ had audio in Dumb Ass News of a nut bag melting down when he was refused service at the drive thru.

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Chaz and AJ's Dumb Ass News featured audio from a very real video, depicting two well-meaning rednecks, who couldn't remember how to dial 9-1-1. 

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Joe Devito was in with Chaz and AJ, who covered a follow-up to another Dumb Ass News story from earlier in the year. The Wisconsin toilet clogger has been apprehended! 

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Chaz and AJ's Dumb Ass News was all about Crystal Methvin getting busted with her friends.  

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A viral story out of, you guessed it, Florida headlines Chaz and AJ Dumb Ass News. Some gross lady shaving her legs in a public pool.  

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A woman duped some truckers into coming to her house to get a physical exam to keep their licenses. Chaz and AJ had the whole story in Dumb Ass News. 

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Comedian Pat Oates was in with Chaz and AJ for Dumb Ass News, which was all about a student who forced the emergency closing of a school with the stench coming from a clogged toilet. The Tribe called in to recommend Poo-Pourri.

Chaz and AJ played audio in Dumb Ass News of an idiot attempting to drive through a crowd of people during a marathon. Someone on the show, agreed with her!

Chaz and AJ were having a blast with a Little League coach's viral pre-game speech to his team. Then, a Tribe member had to call in and say it's all fake. 

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Chaz and AJ's Dumb Ass News was all about people who are usually considered the smartest: Astronauts.

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