Chaz and AJ's Dumb Ass News focused on audio of a robbery witness, who gave a hilarious interview.  

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A Long Island woman tried to order an egg sandwich at a jail security booth. She was promptly arrested, and Chaz and AJ immediately found a spot for the story in Dumb Ass News.  

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Chaz and AJ have a fun history with dog shock collars, which have now been banned in England. To celebrate, Chaz and AJ played one of their favorite Magilla segments.

Hartford Deputy Chief of Police Brian Foley was on the phone with Chaz and AJ for Dumb Ass News, to explain the extraordinary circumstances surrounding a man arriving to court in a stolen car, to face charges for stealing a car. 

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Chaz and AJ began Dumb Ass News with a special birthday shoutout, which turned into a bit all it's own. 

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Chaz and AJ's Dumb Ass News focused on a local story from the last Nor'Easter to hit the state. A man with a battle ax in his car attempted to break up a tree that fell across the Merritt Parkway. 

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Comedian Nikki Glaser was in studio with Chaz and AJ for Dumb Ass News, and was immediately asked to show her mangled feet to AJ live in the studio.

In Chaz and AJ Dumb Ass News, a boy becomes trapped on an elevator after he pees on the buttons. First, he tried to deny it, by saying he couldn't reach the buttons. 

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Chaz and AJ Dumb Ass News features a very angry car customer, and a moron who thought his pregnant cows were being attacked by a tiger. 

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An inmate escapes prison and visits Burger King, and a couple sells everything to buy a boat they can't sail. Chaz and AJ Dumb Ass News with Dave Reilly. 

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